Somethingonly a pimpcould wearappearsOpen Barat therepastA loose childrunningaroundunattended“I rememberwhen youwere thissmall”GrandmaUrla refersto Raul asher friendA physicalor verbalaltercationShadecastA loudcellphoneringtoneGlitterCrinkling ofa waterbottle duringfuneralSomeone iswearingjeans (otherthan black)Someone iswearingsomethingmildlyinappropriateBadsingingAggressivefuneraldirectorSomeonementionsthey weren’tinvited to theweddingCroptopFuneralstarts morethan 5minutes lateA largechurchhatThesmell ofweedSomeonehas boozeon theirbreathBodythrown oncasketsobbingFuneral goesover by morethan 10minutesSomeone iswearing abaseball capin the churchA commentis madeabout JD’shairSomeoneis wearingwhiteA programis madeinto a fanHenesseySomeonedabs theireyes with anactualhandkerchiefThere isnot enoughfood at therepastNewfamilymemberappears!CrocsarewornA takeoutcontainer ispacked beforeeveryone eatsThere ismention ofmoneyloaned or notgivenThere areentirely toomany peoplein one spaceBalloonsat therepastTeethsuckedExposedunderwearThepastor/priestspeaks formore than15 minutesRatchetmusic atthe repastGrandmaMiller makesa commentabout dyingWorld’sdeepesteye roll isseenEyes widefrom theaudacitySomeone can’tremember thedifferencebetween S andASomeoneholdingfood in anapkinSomeone can’tremember thedifferencebetween N andEBeaniesin thechurchBlack AirForceOnesJogger orsweatpantsSomethingonly a pimpcould wearappearsOpen Barat therepastA loose childrunningaroundunattended“I rememberwhen youwere thissmall”GrandmaUrla refersto Raul asher friendA physicalor verbalaltercationShadecastA loudcellphoneringtoneGlitterCrinkling ofa waterbottle duringfuneralSomeone iswearingjeans (otherthan black)Someone iswearingsomethingmildlyinappropriateBadsingingAggressivefuneraldirectorSomeonementionsthey weren’tinvited to theweddingCroptopFuneralstarts morethan 5minutes lateA largechurchhatThesmell ofweedSomeonehas boozeon theirbreathBodythrown oncasketsobbingFuneral goesover by morethan 10minutesSomeone iswearing abaseball capin the churchA commentis madeabout JD’shairSomeoneis wearingwhiteA programis madeinto a fanHenesseySomeonedabs theireyes with anactualhandkerchiefThere isnot enoughfood at therepastNewfamilymemberappears!CrocsarewornA takeoutcontainer ispacked beforeeveryone eatsThere ismention ofmoneyloaned or notgivenThere areentirely toomany peoplein one spaceBalloonsat therepastTeethsuckedExposedunderwearThepastor/priestspeaks formore than15 minutesRatchetmusic atthe repastGrandmaMiller makesa commentabout dyingWorld’sdeepesteye roll isseenEyes widefrom theaudacitySomeone can’tremember thedifferencebetween S andASomeoneholdingfood in anapkinSomeone can’tremember thedifferencebetween N andEBeaniesin thechurchBlack AirForceOnesJogger orsweatpants

funeral party: bingo edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Something only a pimp could wear appears
  2. Open Bar at the repast
  3. A loose child running around unattended
  4. “I remember when you were this small”
  5. Grandma Urla refers to Raul as her friend
  6. A physical or verbal altercation
  7. Shade cast
  8. A loud cellphone ringtone
  9. Glitter
  10. Crinkling of a water bottle during funeral
  11. Someone is wearing jeans (other than black)
  12. Someone is wearing something mildly inappropriate
  13. Bad singing
  14. Aggressive funeral director
  15. Someone mentions they weren’t invited to the wedding
  16. Crop top
  17. Funeral starts more than 5 minutes late
  18. A large church hat
  19. The smell of weed
  20. Someone has booze on their breath
  21. Body thrown on casket sobbing
  22. Funeral goes over by more than 10 minutes
  23. Someone is wearing a baseball cap in the church
  24. A comment is made about JD’s hair
  25. Someone is wearing white
  26. A program is made into a fan
  27. Henessey
  28. Someone dabs their eyes with an actual handkerchief
  29. There is not enough food at the repast
  30. New family member appears!
  31. Crocs are worn
  32. A takeout container is packed before everyone eats
  33. There is mention of money loaned or not given
  34. There are entirely too many people in one space
  35. Balloons at the repast
  36. Teeth sucked
  37. Exposed underwear
  38. The pastor/priest speaks for more than 15 minutes
  39. Ratchet music at the repast
  40. Grandma Miller makes a comment about dying
  41. World’s deepest eye roll is seen
  42. Eyes wide from the audacity
  43. Someone can’t remember the difference between S and A
  44. Someone holding food in a napkin
  45. Someone can’t remember the difference between N and E
  46. Beanies in the church
  47. Black Air Force Ones
  48. Jogger or sweatpants