says he'snitpickingthe essayof the dayGoeson atangent.readslongquoteshakesquarterpockets.givesnothing.Nazis.Traumadumps abouthis SouthernguiltrandomMikeloreleansagainstcomputerdesksays aslur as anexampleyaps for3+ mins,nostoppinggod howOLD is he?(ie: he dateshimself)laughstohimselfcallshimself the"picture ofdisability"Dr.Peppersipsayssomethingvery liberalin a weirdlyphrased way"is that ahand???""Sorry aboutthe noise"*pulls upscreen*look atanotherstudent in a"wtf"momenttraumadumpsabout hisfamilydropsrandomstatisticsYou wonderhow hisyappingrelates to thetopic.T4,anyone?talksaboutGoodwill🦅 U.S.historylesson 🦅Writes somecomplicatedword on theboardasks forvolunteersAnyquestions?Gives notime for aresponse.anti-religionmomentkailaniblowsher nosesays he'snitpickingthe essayof the dayGoeson atangent.readslongquoteshakesquarterpockets.givesnothing.Nazis.Traumadumps abouthis SouthernguiltrandomMikeloreleansagainstcomputerdesksays aslur as anexampleyaps for3+ mins,nostoppinggod howOLD is he?(ie: he dateshimself)laughstohimselfcallshimself the"picture ofdisability"Dr.Peppersipsayssomethingvery liberalin a weirdlyphrased way"is that ahand???""Sorry aboutthe noise"*pulls upscreen*look atanotherstudent in a"wtf"momenttraumadumpsabout hisfamilydropsrandomstatisticsYou wonderhow hisyappingrelates to thetopic.T4,anyone?talksaboutGoodwill🦅 U.S.historylesson 🦅Writes somecomplicatedword on theboardasks forvolunteersAnyquestions?Gives notime for aresponse.anti-religionmomentkailaniblowsher nose

Mike's Morning Machinations - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. says he's nitpicking the essay of the day
  2. Goes on a tangent.
  3. reads long quote
  4. shakes quarter pockets. gives nothing.
  5. Nazis.
  6. Trauma dumps about his Southern guilt
  7. random Mike lore
  8. leans against computer desk
  9. says a slur as an example
  10. yaps for 3+ mins, no stopping
  11. god how OLD is he? (ie: he dates himself)
  12. laughs to himself
  13. calls himself the "picture of disability"
  14. Dr. Pepper sip
  15. says something very liberal in a weirdly phrased way
  16. "is that a hand???"
  17. "Sorry about the noise" *pulls up screen*
  18. look at another student in a "wtf" moment
  19. trauma dumps about his family
  20. drops random statistics
  21. You wonder how his yapping relates to the topic.
  22. T4, anyone?
  23. talks about Goodwill
  24. 🦅 U.S. history lesson 🦅
  25. Writes some complicated word on the board
  26. asks for volunteers
  27. Any questions? Gives no time for a response.
  28. anti-religion moment
  29. kailani blows her nose