Traumadumps abouthis SouthernguiltT4,anyone?Nazis.Writes somecomplicatedword on theboardsayssomethingvery liberalin a weirdlyphrased wayYou wonderhow hisyappingrelates to thetopic."is that ahand???"says he'snitpickingthe essayof the dayAnyquestions?Gives notime for aresponse.Dr.Peppersipleansagainstcomputerdeskanti-religionmomentlook atanotherstudent in a"wtf"moment🦅 U.S.historylesson 🦅yaps for3+ mins,nostoppingshakesquarterpockets.givesnothing.callshimself the"picture ofdisability"dropsrandomstatisticsrandomMikelore"Sorry aboutthe noise"*pulls upscreen*Goeson atangent.god howOLD is he?(ie: he dateshimself)laughstohimselfreadslongquotekailaniblowsher nosesays aslur as anexampletalksaboutGoodwillasks forvolunteerstraumadumpsabout hisfamilyTraumadumps abouthis SouthernguiltT4,anyone?Nazis.Writes somecomplicatedword on theboardsayssomethingvery liberalin a weirdlyphrased wayYou wonderhow hisyappingrelates to thetopic."is that ahand???"says he'snitpickingthe essayof the dayAnyquestions?Gives notime for aresponse.Dr.Peppersipleansagainstcomputerdeskanti-religionmomentlook atanotherstudent in a"wtf"moment🦅 U.S.historylesson 🦅yaps for3+ mins,nostoppingshakesquarterpockets.givesnothing.callshimself the"picture ofdisability"dropsrandomstatisticsrandomMikelore"Sorry aboutthe noise"*pulls upscreen*Goeson atangent.god howOLD is he?(ie: he dateshimself)laughstohimselfreadslongquotekailaniblowsher nosesays aslur as anexampletalksaboutGoodwillasks forvolunteerstraumadumpsabout hisfamily

Mike's Morning Machinations - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Trauma dumps about his Southern guilt
  2. T4, anyone?
  3. Nazis.
  4. Writes some complicated word on the board
  5. says something very liberal in a weirdly phrased way
  6. You wonder how his yapping relates to the topic.
  7. "is that a hand???"
  8. says he's nitpicking the essay of the day
  9. Any questions? Gives no time for a response.
  10. Dr. Pepper sip
  11. leans against computer desk
  12. anti-religion moment
  13. look at another student in a "wtf" moment
  14. 🦅 U.S. history lesson 🦅
  15. yaps for 3+ mins, no stopping
  16. shakes quarter pockets. gives nothing.
  17. calls himself the "picture of disability"
  18. drops random statistics
  19. random Mike lore
  20. "Sorry about the noise" *pulls up screen*
  21. Goes on a tangent.
  22. god how OLD is he? (ie: he dates himself)
  23. laughs to himself
  24. reads long quote
  25. kailani blows her nose
  26. says a slur as an example
  27. talks about Goodwill
  28. asks for volunteers
  29. trauma dumps about his family