Traumadumps abouthis Southernguiltsays he'snitpickingthe essayof the dayDr.Peppersipshakesquarterpockets.givesnothing.callshimself the"picture ofdisability"look atanotherstudent in a"wtf"momentYou wonderhow hisyappingrelates to thetopic."Sorry aboutthe noise"*pulls upscreen*says aslur as anexamplelaughstohimselfleansagainstcomputerdeskasks forvolunteerstraumadumpsabout hisfamilyreadslongquoteanti-religionmomentrandomMikeloredropsrandomstatistics🦅 U.S.historylesson 🦅Nazis.Anyquestions?Gives notime for aresponse."is that ahand???"Goeson atangent.kailaniblowsher noseyaps for3+ mins,nostoppingsayssomethingvery liberalin a weirdlyphrased waytalksaboutGoodwillT4,anyone?Writes somecomplicatedword on theboardgod howOLD is he?(ie: he dateshimself)Traumadumps abouthis Southernguiltsays he'snitpickingthe essayof the dayDr.Peppersipshakesquarterpockets.givesnothing.callshimself the"picture ofdisability"look atanotherstudent in a"wtf"momentYou wonderhow hisyappingrelates to thetopic."Sorry aboutthe noise"*pulls upscreen*says aslur as anexamplelaughstohimselfleansagainstcomputerdeskasks forvolunteerstraumadumpsabout hisfamilyreadslongquoteanti-religionmomentrandomMikeloredropsrandomstatistics🦅 U.S.historylesson 🦅Nazis.Anyquestions?Gives notime for aresponse."is that ahand???"Goeson atangent.kailaniblowsher noseyaps for3+ mins,nostoppingsayssomethingvery liberalin a weirdlyphrased waytalksaboutGoodwillT4,anyone?Writes somecomplicatedword on theboardgod howOLD is he?(ie: he dateshimself)

Mike's Morning Machinations - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Trauma dumps about his Southern guilt
  2. says he's nitpicking the essay of the day
  3. Dr. Pepper sip
  4. shakes quarter pockets. gives nothing.
  5. calls himself the "picture of disability"
  6. look at another student in a "wtf" moment
  7. You wonder how his yapping relates to the topic.
  8. "Sorry about the noise" *pulls up screen*
  9. says a slur as an example
  10. laughs to himself
  11. leans against computer desk
  12. asks for volunteers
  13. trauma dumps about his family
  14. reads long quote
  15. anti-religion moment
  16. random Mike lore
  17. drops random statistics
  18. 🦅 U.S. history lesson 🦅
  19. Nazis.
  20. Any questions? Gives no time for a response.
  21. "is that a hand???"
  22. Goes on a tangent.
  23. kailani blows her nose
  24. yaps for 3+ mins, no stopping
  25. says something very liberal in a weirdly phrased way
  26. talks about Goodwill
  27. T4, anyone?
  28. Writes some complicated word on the board
  29. god how OLD is he? (ie: he dates himself)