shakesquarterpockets.givesnothing.sayssomethingvery liberalin a weirdlyphrased wayanti-religionmomentlook atanotherstudent in a"wtf"momentlaughstohimselfNazis.readslongquoteAnyquestions?Gives notime for aresponse."is that ahand???"asks forvolunteerscallshimself the"picture ofdisability"You wonderhow hisyappingrelates to thetopic.dropsrandomstatisticsWrites somecomplicatedword on theboardT4,anyone?"Sorry aboutthe noise"*pulls upscreen*randomMikeloresays aslur as anexampletalksaboutGoodwillleansagainstcomputerdeskyaps for3+ mins,nostoppingGoeson atangent.Dr.Peppersipkailaniblowsher nosetraumadumpsabout hisfamilyTraumadumps abouthis Southernguiltgod howOLD is he?(ie: he dateshimself)says he'snitpickingthe essayof the day🦅 U.S.historylesson 🦅shakesquarterpockets.givesnothing.sayssomethingvery liberalin a weirdlyphrased wayanti-religionmomentlook atanotherstudent in a"wtf"momentlaughstohimselfNazis.readslongquoteAnyquestions?Gives notime for aresponse."is that ahand???"asks forvolunteerscallshimself the"picture ofdisability"You wonderhow hisyappingrelates to thetopic.dropsrandomstatisticsWrites somecomplicatedword on theboardT4,anyone?"Sorry aboutthe noise"*pulls upscreen*randomMikeloresays aslur as anexampletalksaboutGoodwillleansagainstcomputerdeskyaps for3+ mins,nostoppingGoeson atangent.Dr.Peppersipkailaniblowsher nosetraumadumpsabout hisfamilyTraumadumps abouthis Southernguiltgod howOLD is he?(ie: he dateshimself)says he'snitpickingthe essayof the day🦅 U.S.historylesson 🦅

Mike's Morning Machinations - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. shakes quarter pockets. gives nothing.
  2. says something very liberal in a weirdly phrased way
  3. anti-religion moment
  4. look at another student in a "wtf" moment
  5. laughs to himself
  6. Nazis.
  7. reads long quote
  8. Any questions? Gives no time for a response.
  9. "is that a hand???"
  10. asks for volunteers
  11. calls himself the "picture of disability"
  12. You wonder how his yapping relates to the topic.
  13. drops random statistics
  14. Writes some complicated word on the board
  15. T4, anyone?
  16. "Sorry about the noise" *pulls up screen*
  17. random Mike lore
  18. says a slur as an example
  19. talks about Goodwill
  20. leans against computer desk
  21. yaps for 3+ mins, no stopping
  22. Goes on a tangent.
  23. Dr. Pepper sip
  24. kailani blows her nose
  25. trauma dumps about his family
  26. Trauma dumps about his Southern guilt
  27. god how OLD is he? (ie: he dates himself)
  28. says he's nitpicking the essay of the day
  29. 🦅 U.S. history lesson 🦅