shakesquarterpockets.givesnothing.asks forvolunteersT4,anyone?leansagainstcomputerdesktraumadumpsabout hisfamily🦅 U.S.historylesson 🦅says he'snitpickingthe essayof the dayreadslongquotedropsrandomstatisticsYou wonderhow hisyappingrelates to thetopic.Anyquestions?Gives notime for aresponse.Writes somecomplicatedword on theboardTraumadumps abouthis Southernguilt"is that ahand???"talksaboutGoodwill"Sorry aboutthe noise"*pulls upscreen*callshimself the"picture ofdisability"god howOLD is he?(ie: he dateshimself)look atanotherstudent in a"wtf"momentGoeson atangent.Nazis.randomMikeloresayssomethingvery liberalin a weirdlyphrased wayDr.Peppersipkailaniblowsher noseyaps for3+ mins,nostoppingsays aslur as anexampleanti-religionmomentlaughstohimselfshakesquarterpockets.givesnothing.asks forvolunteersT4,anyone?leansagainstcomputerdesktraumadumpsabout hisfamily🦅 U.S.historylesson 🦅says he'snitpickingthe essayof the dayreadslongquotedropsrandomstatisticsYou wonderhow hisyappingrelates to thetopic.Anyquestions?Gives notime for aresponse.Writes somecomplicatedword on theboardTraumadumps abouthis Southernguilt"is that ahand???"talksaboutGoodwill"Sorry aboutthe noise"*pulls upscreen*callshimself the"picture ofdisability"god howOLD is he?(ie: he dateshimself)look atanotherstudent in a"wtf"momentGoeson atangent.Nazis.randomMikeloresayssomethingvery liberalin a weirdlyphrased wayDr.Peppersipkailaniblowsher noseyaps for3+ mins,nostoppingsays aslur as anexampleanti-religionmomentlaughstohimself

Mike's Morning Machinations - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. shakes quarter pockets. gives nothing.
  2. asks for volunteers
  3. T4, anyone?
  4. leans against computer desk
  5. trauma dumps about his family
  6. 🦅 U.S. history lesson 🦅
  7. says he's nitpicking the essay of the day
  8. reads long quote
  9. drops random statistics
  10. You wonder how his yapping relates to the topic.
  11. Any questions? Gives no time for a response.
  12. Writes some complicated word on the board
  13. Trauma dumps about his Southern guilt
  14. "is that a hand???"
  15. talks about Goodwill
  16. "Sorry about the noise" *pulls up screen*
  17. calls himself the "picture of disability"
  18. god how OLD is he? (ie: he dates himself)
  19. look at another student in a "wtf" moment
  20. Goes on a tangent.
  21. Nazis.
  22. random Mike lore
  23. says something very liberal in a weirdly phrased way
  24. Dr. Pepper sip
  25. kailani blows her nose
  26. yaps for 3+ mins, no stopping
  27. says a slur as an example
  28. anti-religion moment
  29. laughs to himself