(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Tried green juice and wasn’t magically healed
“Are you sure it’s not just stress?”
Tried the diet that claims to heal everyone and it made things worse
Blanket and hot water bottle on your person 24/7
Did a thing and now riding the payback wave
Tried manifesting myself better and still woke up like this
Urgently need salt to continue functioning as a human
Is this new symptom part of this condition or something else?
Forgot what I came into this room for
Noise cancelling headphones surgically attached to head
Feel hungover without touching a drop of alcohol
Stranger asks invasive mobility aid questions on the bus
Using Google street view to try and scope access info that isn’t online
“You look really well!”
Have I drunk enough water today? Have I drunk any water today?
20+ minutes on phone to get a GP appointment
Free!
Wrote a list of things not to forget and forgot where you put the list
“I get really tired all the time too!”
Distant family member wonders why you’re not better yet
