Did a thingand nowriding thepaybackwaveStrangerasks invasivemobility aidquestions onthe busFeel hungoverwithouttouching adrop ofalcoholTried greenjuice andwasn’tmagicallyhealedUsing Googlestreet view totry and scopeaccess infothat isn’t onlineForgot whatI came intothis roomforFree!Have I drunkenough watertoday? HaveI drunk anywater today?“I getreally tiredall thetime too!”Is this newsymptom partof this conditionor somethingelse?Distant familymemberwonders whyyou’re notbetter yetWrote a list ofthings not toforget andforgot whereyou put the listTried the dietthat claims toheal everyoneand it madethings worse20+ minuteson phone toget a GPappointmentTriedmanifestingmyself betterand still wokeup like this“You lookreallywell!”Urgentlyneed salt tocontinuefunctioningas a humanNoisecancellingheadphonessurgicallyattached tohead“Are yousure it’snot juststress?”Forgot toorderrepeatprescription“I wish Icould napand watchNetflix allday”Blanket andhot waterbottle onyour person24/7Did a thingand nowriding thepaybackwaveStrangerasks invasivemobility aidquestions onthe busFeel hungoverwithouttouching adrop ofalcoholTried greenjuice andwasn’tmagicallyhealedUsing Googlestreet view totry and scopeaccess infothat isn’t onlineForgot whatI came intothis roomforFree!Have I drunkenough watertoday? HaveI drunk anywater today?“I getreally tiredall thetime too!”Is this newsymptom partof this conditionor somethingelse?Distant familymemberwonders whyyou’re notbetter yetWrote a list ofthings not toforget andforgot whereyou put the listTried the dietthat claims toheal everyoneand it madethings worse20+ minuteson phone toget a GPappointmentTriedmanifestingmyself betterand still wokeup like this“You lookreallywell!”Urgentlyneed salt tocontinuefunctioningas a humanNoisecancellingheadphonessurgicallyattached tohead“Are yousure it’snot juststress?”Forgot toorderrepeatprescription“I wish Icould napand watchNetflix allday”Blanket andhot waterbottle onyour person24/7

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Did a thing and now riding the payback wave
  2. Stranger asks invasive mobility aid questions on the bus
  3. Feel hungover without touching a drop of alcohol
  4. Tried green juice and wasn’t magically healed
  5. Using Google street view to try and scope access info that isn’t online
  6. Forgot what I came into this room for
  7. Free!
  8. Have I drunk enough water today? Have I drunk any water today?
  9. “I get really tired all the time too!”
  10. Is this new symptom part of this condition or something else?
  11. Distant family member wonders why you’re not better yet
  12. Wrote a list of things not to forget and forgot where you put the list
  13. Tried the diet that claims to heal everyone and it made things worse
  14. 20+ minutes on phone to get a GP appointment
  15. Tried manifesting myself better and still woke up like this
  16. “You look really well!”
  17. Urgently need salt to continue functioning as a human
  18. Noise cancelling headphones surgically attached to head
  19. “Are you sure it’s not just stress?”
  20. Forgot to order repeat prescription
  21. “I wish I could nap and watch Netflix all day”
  22. Blanket and hot water bottle on your person 24/7