(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Noise cancelling headphones surgically attached to head
Did a thing and now riding the payback wave
Is this new symptom part of this condition or something else?
“I wish I could nap and watch Netflix all day”
Urgently need salt to continue functioning as a human
Distant family member wonders why you’re not better yet
20+ minutes on phone to get a GP appointment
Tried the diet that claims to heal everyone and it made things worse
Tried manifesting myself better and still woke up like this
Free!
“I get really tired all the time too!”
Blanket and hot water bottle on your person 24/7
“Are you sure it’s not just stress?”
Stranger asks invasive mobility aid questions on the bus
Forgot to order repeat prescription
Tried green juice and wasn’t magically healed
Forgot what I came into this room for
Wrote a list of things not to forget and forgot where you put the list
Have I drunk enough water today? Have I drunk any water today?
Using Google street view to try and scope access info that isn’t online
