(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Blanket and hot water bottle on your person 24/7
Is this new symptom part of this condition or something else?
Stranger asks invasive mobility aid questions on the bus
Distant family member wonders why you’re not better yet
Noise cancelling headphones surgically attached to head
Tried green juice and wasn’t magically healed
“Are you sure it’s not just stress?”
Tried manifesting myself better and still woke up like this
Wrote a list of things not to forget and forgot where you put the list
20+ minutes on phone to get a GP appointment
Feel hungover without touching a drop of alcohol
Using Google street view to try and scope access info that isn’t online
Urgently need salt to continue functioning as a human
“You look really well!”
Tried the diet that claims to heal everyone and it made things worse
Forgot what I came into this room for
“I wish I could nap and watch Netflix all day”
“I get really tired all the time too!”
Free!
Did a thing and now riding the payback wave
Have I drunk enough water today? Have I drunk any water today?