“Are yousure it’snot juststress?”Noisecancellingheadphonessurgicallyattached toheadStrangerasks invasivemobility aidquestions onthe busTriedmanifestingmyself betterand still wokeup like thisWrote a list ofthings not toforget andforgot whereyou put the listForgot whatI came intothis roomfor“I wish Icould napand watchNetflix allday”Have I drunkenough watertoday? HaveI drunk anywater today?Blanket andhot waterbottle onyour person24/720+ minuteson phone toget a GPappointmentFree!Tried greenjuice andwasn’tmagicallyhealedDid a thingand nowriding thepaybackwaveFeel hungoverwithouttouching adrop ofalcoholForgot toorderrepeatprescriptionIs this newsymptom partof this conditionor somethingelse?“I getreally tiredall thetime too!”Tried the dietthat claims toheal everyoneand it madethings worseUsing Googlestreet view totry and scopeaccess infothat isn’t onlineDistant familymemberwonders whyyou’re notbetter yet“You lookreallywell!”Urgentlyneed salt tocontinuefunctioningas a human“Are yousure it’snot juststress?”Noisecancellingheadphonessurgicallyattached toheadStrangerasks invasivemobility aidquestions onthe busTriedmanifestingmyself betterand still wokeup like thisWrote a list ofthings not toforget andforgot whereyou put the listForgot whatI came intothis roomfor“I wish Icould napand watchNetflix allday”Have I drunkenough watertoday? HaveI drunk anywater today?Blanket andhot waterbottle onyour person24/720+ minuteson phone toget a GPappointmentFree!Tried greenjuice andwasn’tmagicallyhealedDid a thingand nowriding thepaybackwaveFeel hungoverwithouttouching adrop ofalcoholForgot toorderrepeatprescriptionIs this newsymptom partof this conditionor somethingelse?“I getreally tiredall thetime too!”Tried the dietthat claims toheal everyoneand it madethings worseUsing Googlestreet view totry and scopeaccess infothat isn’t onlineDistant familymemberwonders whyyou’re notbetter yet“You lookreallywell!”Urgentlyneed salt tocontinuefunctioningas a human

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Are you sure it’s not just stress?”
  2. Noise cancelling headphones surgically attached to head
  3. Stranger asks invasive mobility aid questions on the bus
  4. Tried manifesting myself better and still woke up like this
  5. Wrote a list of things not to forget and forgot where you put the list
  6. Forgot what I came into this room for
  7. “I wish I could nap and watch Netflix all day”
  8. Have I drunk enough water today? Have I drunk any water today?
  9. Blanket and hot water bottle on your person 24/7
  10. 20+ minutes on phone to get a GP appointment
  11. Free!
  12. Tried green juice and wasn’t magically healed
  13. Did a thing and now riding the payback wave
  14. Feel hungover without touching a drop of alcohol
  15. Forgot to order repeat prescription
  16. Is this new symptom part of this condition or something else?
  17. “I get really tired all the time too!”
  18. Tried the diet that claims to heal everyone and it made things worse
  19. Using Google street view to try and scope access info that isn’t online
  20. Distant family member wonders why you’re not better yet
  21. “You look really well!”
  22. Urgently need salt to continue functioning as a human