Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   They’d crack each other up
2. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
   Silence
3. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
   "root" out problems!
4. How did the barber win the race?
   He knew a shortcut
5. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
   It was two tired.
6. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
   they know how to generate random events!
7. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
   With bookworms
8. What kind of car does an egg drive?
   yolkswagen
9. How do vampires start letters?
   Tomb it may concern
10. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
11. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
12. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
13. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
14. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
15. Oct 31
    Dec 25
16. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
17. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
18. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
19. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker
20. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
21. I have a head and a tail, no body
    Coin
22. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
    St. Nickel-less.
23. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
24. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
25. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
    "hardware" upgrades
26. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues
27. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
28. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
29. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!
30. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
31. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
32. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish