Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
   To see time fly!
2. Why don't programmers like nature?
   too many bugs!
3. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
   Silence
4. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
   Java
5. Why was the computer cold?
   Windows was open!
6. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
   To get his quarter back
7. How do vampires start letters?
   Tomb it may concern
8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
   Nacho cheese
9. Why was 7 afraid of 9
   7 ate 9
10. I have a head and a tail, no body
    Coin
11. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
12. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
13. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
14. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
15. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
16. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
17. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
18. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
19. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
20. Oct 31
    Dec 25
21. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
    St. Nickel-less.
22. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
23. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
    "hardware" upgrades
24. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
25. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues
26. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
27. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
28. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!
29. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
30. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker
31. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
32. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking