Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
   With bookworms
2. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
   "root" out problems!
3. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
   "hardware" upgrades
4. Jedi Knight
   Luke Skywalker
5. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
   To get his quarter back
6. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
   To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
7. Why was the computer cold?
   Windows was open!
8. What do you call a fake noodle?
   Impasta
9. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
   It was two tired.
10. I have a head and a tail, no body
    Coin
11. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!
12. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
13. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
14. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
15. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
16. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
17. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
18. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
19. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
20. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues
21. Oct 31
    Dec 25
22. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
23. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
24. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
    St. Nickel-less.
25. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
26. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
27. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
28. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
29. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
30. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
31. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
32. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen