Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. What do you call a fake noodle?
   Impasta
2. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
   St. Nickel-less.
3. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
   "hardware" upgrades
4. Why was the computer cold?
   Windows was open!
5. What kind of car does an egg drive?
   yolkswagen
6. Oct 31
   Dec 25
7. How do vampires start letters?
   Tomb it may concern
8. Jedi Knight
   Luke Skywalker
9. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
   They knew how to handle race conditions!
10. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
11. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
12. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
13. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues
14. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
15. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
16. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
17. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
18. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
19. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
20. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
21. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
22. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
23. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
24. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
25. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
26. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
27. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
28. I have a head and a tail, no body
    Coin
29. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
30. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
31. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
32. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!