Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
   they know how to generate random events!
2. Why did the programmer go broke?
   Cache issues
3. I have a head and a tail, no body
   Coin
4. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
   To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
5. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
   "root" out problems!
6. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
   They knew how to handle race conditions!
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   They’d crack each other up
8. Oct 31
   Dec 25
9. What do you call a fake noodle?
   Impasta
10. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
11. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
12. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
    St. Nickel-less.
13. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
14. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
15. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
16. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
17. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker
18. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
19. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
20. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
21. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
22. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
23. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
24. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
25. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
    "hardware" upgrades
26. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!
27. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
28. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
29. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
30. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
31. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
32. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms