Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
   To see time fly!
2. What kind of car does an egg drive?
   yolkswagen
3. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
   Silence
4. Jedi Knight
   Luke Skywalker
5. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
   St. Nickel-less.
6. How did the barber win the race?
   He knew a shortcut
7. What did the ocean say to the beach?
   Nothing, it just waved
8. Why don't oysters give to charity
   They are shellfish
9. Why don't programmers like nature?
   too many bugs!
10. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
11. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
12. Oct 31
    Dec 25
13. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
14. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
15. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
16. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
17. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
18. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
19. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
    "hardware" upgrades
20. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
21. I have a head and a tail, no body
    Coin
22. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
23. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
24. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!
25. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
26. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
27. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
28. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues
29. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
30. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
31. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
32. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!