Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
   "hardware" upgrades
2. Why do plants hate math?
   It gives them square roots
3. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
   With bookworms
4. Why did the robot go on a diet?
   too many bytes!
5. Why was 7 afraid of 9
   7 ate 9
6. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
   To see time fly!
7. How did the barber win the race?
   He knew a shortcut
8. Why was the computer cold?
   Windows was open!
9. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
   they know how to generate random events!
10. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
11. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
12. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
13. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
    St. Nickel-less.
14. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
15. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
17. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
18. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
19. Oct 31
    Dec 25
20. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
21. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
22. I have a head and a tail, no body
    Coin
23. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
24. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
25. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
26. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker
27. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
28. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
29. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
30. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
31. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
32. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues