Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the programmer go broke?
   Cache issues
2. Why don't oysters give to charity
   They are shellfish
3. Oct 31
   Dec 25
4. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
   Nacho cheese
5. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
   Java
6. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
   To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
7. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
   "hardware" upgrades
8. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
   St. Nickel-less.
9. Why was the computer cold?
   Windows was open!
10. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
11. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
12. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker
13. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
14. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
15. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
16. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
17. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!
18. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
19. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
20. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
21. I have a head and a tail, no body
    Coin
22. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
23. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
24. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
25. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
26. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
27. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
28. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
29. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
30. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
31. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
32. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!