Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why was the broom late for work?
   It over-swept
2. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
   they know how to generate random events!
3. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
   Java
4. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
   They know high speed networking
5. Jedi Knight
   Luke Skywalker
6. Oct 31
   Dec 25
7. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
   Nacho cheese
8. What do you call a fake noodle?
   Impasta
9. How do vampires start letters?
   Tomb it may concern
10. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
11. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
12. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!
13. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
14. I have a head and a tail, no body
    Coin
15. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
16. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
17. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
18. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
19. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
20. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
21. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
22. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
    "hardware" upgrades
23. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
24. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
25. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
26. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
27. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues
28. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
29. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
30. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
31. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
32. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
    St. Nickel-less.