Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why do plants hate math?
   It gives them square roots
2. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
   It was two tired.
3. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
   St. Nickel-less.
4. Jedi Knight
   Luke Skywalker
5. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   They’d crack each other up
6. What did the ocean say to the beach?
   Nothing, it just waved
7. Oct 31
   Dec 25
8. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
   With bookworms
9. I have a head and a tail, no body
   Coin
10. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
11. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
12. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
13. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
14. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
15. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
16. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
17. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
18. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
19. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
20. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
21. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
22. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
23. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
24. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
25. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!
26. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
27. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues
28. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
29. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
    "hardware" upgrades
30. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!
31. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
32. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!