Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why do plants hate math?
   It gives them square roots
2. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
   St. Nickel-less.
3. How do vampires start letters?
   Tomb it may concern
4. Why did the programmer go broke?
   Cache issues
5. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
   "hardware" upgrades
6. I have a head and a tail, no body
   Coin
7. Why don't oysters give to charity
   They are shellfish
8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
   Nacho cheese
9. What do you call a fake noodle?
   Impasta
10. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
11. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
12. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
13. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
14. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
15. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
17. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
18. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
19. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!
20. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
21. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!
22. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
23. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
24. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
25. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
26. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
27. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
28. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
29. Oct 31
    Dec 25
30. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
31. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
32. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker