Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why don't programmers like nature?
   too many bugs!
2. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
   To get his quarter back
3. Why was the computer cold?
   Windows was open!
4. Why was 7 afraid of 9
   7 ate 9
5. Why was the broom late for work?
   It over-swept
6. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
   "hardware" upgrades
7. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
   They knew how to handle race conditions!
8. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
   "root" out problems!
9. Why don't oysters give to charity
   They are shellfish
10. I have a head and a tail, no body
    Coin
11. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
12. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
13. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
14. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker
15. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
16. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
17. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
18. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
19. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
20. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
21. Oct 31
    Dec 25
22. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
23. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
24. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
25. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
    St. Nickel-less.
26. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
27. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
28. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
29. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
30. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!
31. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues
32. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots