Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
   With bookworms
2. Why was the broom late for work?
   It over-swept
3. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
   "root" out problems!
4. Why do plants hate math?
   It gives them square roots
5. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
   To read the "micro" architecture
6. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
   To get his quarter back
7. Why did the robot go on a diet?
   too many bytes!
8. I have a head and a tail, no body
   Coin
9. How do vampires start letters?
   Tomb it may concern
10. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
11. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues
12. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
13. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
14. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
    "hardware" upgrades
15. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
16. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
17. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
18. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
19. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!
20. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
21. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
22. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
23. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
24. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
    St. Nickel-less.
25. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
26. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker
27. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
28. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
29. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!
30. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
31. Oct 31
    Dec 25
32. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence