Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
   They knew how to handle race conditions!
2. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
   Silence
3. Jedi Knight
   Luke Skywalker
4. How do vampires start letters?
   Tomb it may concern
5. I have a head and a tail, no body
   Coin
6. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
   St. Nickel-less.
7. Why don't oysters give to charity
   They are shellfish
8. Why did the programmer go broke?
   Cache issues
9. Why was 7 afraid of 9
   7 ate 9
10. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
11. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
12. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
13. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
14. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
15. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
16. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
17. Oct 31
    Dec 25
18. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
19. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
20. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!
21. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
22. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
23. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
24. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
25. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
26. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
    "hardware" upgrades
27. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
28. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
29. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
30. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!
31. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
32. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots