Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
   To get his quarter back
2. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
   Nacho cheese
3. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
   Java
4. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
   "root" out problems!
5. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
   To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
6. I have a head and a tail, no body
   Coin
7. What did the ocean say to the beach?
   Nothing, it just waved
8. Why do plants hate math?
   It gives them square roots
9. Why was the broom late for work?
   It over-swept
10. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
11. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
12. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
    "hardware" upgrades
13. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
14. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!
15. Oct 31
    Dec 25
16. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker
17. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
18. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
19. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
20. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
21. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
22. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!
23. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
24. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
25. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
    St. Nickel-less.
26. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
27. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
28. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
29. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
30. Why did the programmer go broke?
    Cache issues
31. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
32. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!