Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
   They’d crack each other up
2. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
   Silence
3. I have a head and a tail, no body
   Coin
4. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
   St. Nickel-less.
5. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
   With bookworms
6. What do you call a fake noodle?
   Impasta
7. Why did the programmer go broke?
   Cache issues
8. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
   they know how to generate random events!
9. How did the barber win the race?
   He knew a shortcut
10. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
11. Why did the robot go on a diet?
    too many bytes!
12. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
13. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!
14. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
15. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
16. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
    To read the "micro" architecture
17. Oct 31
    Dec 25
18. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
19. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
20. Why don't programmers like nature?
    too many bugs!
21. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
22. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
    "hardware" upgrades
23. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
24. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
25. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
26. Why was 7 afraid of 9
    7 ate 9
27. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
28. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker
29. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
30. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
31. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
32. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
    To see time fly!