Dad Jokes (Ajay's party) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Why did the engineer bring a magnifying glass to work?
   To read the "micro" architecture
2. Why was 7 afraid of 9
   7 ate 9
3. Why did the mathematician throw a clock out the window?
   To see time fly!
4. Why did the programmer go broke?
   Cache issues
5. How do vampires start letters?
   Tomb it may concern
6. What do you call a fake noodle?
   Impasta
7. Why don't programmers like nature?
   too many bugs!
8. Why did the programmer bring a hammer to work?
   "hardware" upgrades
9. Why did the robot go on a diet?
   too many bytes!
10. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
    It was two tired.
11. Oct 31
    Dec 25
12. What kind of car does an egg drive?
    yolkswagen
13. What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
    St. Nickel-less.
14. What is so fragile saying its name breaks it?
    Silence
15. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
16. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
17. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved
18. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    Nacho cheese
19. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
20. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
21. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer bring a backpack to work?
    To carry packed and unpacked dimensions!
22. Why did the SystemVerilog programmer always have great parties?
    they know how to generate random events!
23. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
24. Why was the computer hardware engineer great at gardening?
    "root" out problems!
25. Jedi Knight
    Luke Skywalker
26. Why was the SystemVerilog designer always cool-headed?
    They knew how to handle race conditions!
27. What do computers and Starbucks have in common?
    Java
28. Why was the computer hardware engineer good at parties?
    They know high speed networking
29. Why don't oysters give to charity
    They are shellfish
30. I have a head and a tail, no body
    Coin
31. Why was the computer cold?
    Windows was open!
32. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up