Insanely good performance out of nowhere Blatantly a fanfiction Cant hear AT ALL!! Wayyyyy too long excerpt Not being in dress code Actually good piece but lacking performance End on a cliffhanger Have to restart piece CRAZY SHIFT Performance longer than 2 hours total piece goes over 5 minutes A piece about offing Fiction piece Insane imagery about nature Nonfiction piece A collective “gasp” Bonus points: You know what the fanfiction is about Introduction longer than the piece Excessive eye contact (staring) Overdramatic heart grab Looks down the whole time Crying Too many gestures Lighting mistake Kid is clearly COOKED Someone in audience falls asleep Free space “Chat...” Performer is late Mr steinhardt appearance!!!!! Actually emotionally invested “really happy” couple Both of their parents show up “girl u ate” (or anything like that) Someone comes in during a performance A piece about bullying Piece just drags on and on and on Doesn't use the stool when they clearly need to Academic probation (more than 4) Absurd outfit Poetry piece Really crazy gestures Disrespectful audience One of the performers just dont show up Stay in neutral stance Depressed gacha life Make the audience cry Takes too long to get the stool out Platform combat boots Insanely good performance out of nowhere Blatantly a fanfiction Cant hear AT ALL!! Wayyyyy too long excerpt Not being in dress code Actually good piece but lacking performance End on a cliffhanger Have to restart piece CRAZY SHIFT Performance longer than 2 hours total piece goes over 5 minutes A piece about offing Fiction piece Insane imagery about nature Nonfiction piece A collective “gasp” Bonus points: You know what the fanfiction is about Introduction longer than the piece Excessive eye contact (staring) Overdramatic heart grab Looks down the whole time Crying Too many gestures Lighting mistake Kid is clearly COOKED Someone in audience falls asleep Free space “Chat...” Performer is late Mr steinhardt appearance!!!!! Actually emotionally invested “really happy” couple Both of their parents show up “girl u ate” (or anything like that) Someone comes in during a performance A piece about bullying Piece just drags on and on and on Doesn't use the stool when they clearly need to Academic probation (more than 4) Absurd outfit Poetry piece Really crazy gestures Disrespectful audience One of the performers just dont show up Stay in neutral stance Depressed gacha life Make the audience cry Takes too long to get the stool out Platform combat boots
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Insanely good performance out of nowhere
Blatantly a fanfiction
Cant hear AT ALL!!
Wayyyyy too long excerpt
Not being in dress code
Actually good piece but lacking performance
End on a cliffhanger
Have to restart piece
CRAZY SHIFT
Performance longer than 2 hours total
piece goes over 5 minutes
A piece about offing
Fiction piece
Insane imagery about nature
Nonfiction piece
A collective “gasp”
Bonus points: You know what the fanfiction is about
Introduction longer than the piece
Excessive eye contact (staring)
Overdramatic heart grab
Looks down the whole time
Crying
Too many gestures
Lighting mistake
Kid is clearly COOKED
Someone in audience falls asleep
Free space
“Chat...”
Performer is late
Mr steinhardt appearance!!!!!
Actually emotionally invested
“really happy” couple
Both of their parents show up
“girl u ate” (or anything like that)
Someone comes in during a performance
A piece about bullying
Piece just drags on and on and on
Doesn't use the stool when they clearly need to
Academic probation (more than 4)
Absurd outfit
Poetry piece
Really crazy gestures
Disrespectful audience
One of the performers just dont show up
Stay in neutral stance
Depressed gacha life
Make the audience cry
Takes too long to get the stool out
Platform combat boots
