Thegroundskeepermowed thegrass wrongThe fantasybaseball godswere just noton his sidethis weekThe opposingteam's playerswere actuallyshape-shiftingaliens withsuperior baseballskillsThe opposingteam's pitchermust have beenusing a magicbaseball thatdefied the laws ofphysicsInjury cityon teamnomurphyHis cat walkedacross thekeyboard andmade some last-minute changesto his lineupThe opposingteam musthave bribed thecommissionerto rig the gameThe opposingteam did a raindance causinghis startingpitchers game tobe postponedThe opposingteam's coachmust havebeen a masterhypnotistThe otherteam wasbetterHis team's buswas redirectedby a GPS glitchand ended upat the wrongstadiumThe stadium'sconcession standran out of hotdogs, causing hisplayers to losefocusThe opposingteam hired ateam ofhackers tosabotage hisrosterInternetconnection wentdown right whenhe needed tomake crucialroster adjustmentsDidn'tknow theseasonstartedTeam got foodpoisoning fromeating at aquestionabletaco truck beforethe matchupThe stadiumwas invaded bya swarm ofbees, and hisplayers areallergicHis players werestruck by a suddencase of temporaryamnesia andforgot how to playbaseballHis playerswere abductedby aliens toplay in abasketballgameThe baseballdiamond wasactually builton an ancientburial groundHis players wererecruited for a top-secret governmentmission and had toleave mid-gameToo busy binge-watching a newNetflix series toproperlymanage myteamThe umpireswere clearlybiasedagainst histeamHis players weredetained byairport securityon suspicion ofsmugglingbaseballsThegroundskeepermowed thegrass wrongThe fantasybaseball godswere just noton his sidethis weekThe opposingteam's playerswere actuallyshape-shiftingaliens withsuperior baseballskillsThe opposingteam's pitchermust have beenusing a magicbaseball thatdefied the laws ofphysicsInjury cityon teamnomurphyHis cat walkedacross thekeyboard andmade some last-minute changesto his lineupThe opposingteam musthave bribed thecommissionerto rig the gameThe opposingteam did a raindance causinghis startingpitchers game tobe postponedThe opposingteam's coachmust havebeen a masterhypnotistThe otherteam wasbetterHis team's buswas redirectedby a GPS glitchand ended upat the wrongstadiumThe stadium'sconcession standran out of hotdogs, causing hisplayers to losefocusThe opposingteam hired ateam ofhackers tosabotage hisrosterInternetconnection wentdown right whenhe needed tomake crucialroster adjustmentsDidn'tknow theseasonstartedTeam got foodpoisoning fromeating at aquestionabletaco truck beforethe matchupThe stadiumwas invaded bya swarm ofbees, and hisplayers areallergicHis players werestruck by a suddencase of temporaryamnesia andforgot how to playbaseballHis playerswere abductedby aliens toplay in abasketballgameThe baseballdiamond wasactually builton an ancientburial groundHis players wererecruited for a top-secret governmentmission and had toleave mid-gameToo busy binge-watching a newNetflix series toproperlymanage myteamThe umpireswere clearlybiasedagainst histeamHis players weredetained byairport securityon suspicion ofsmugglingbaseballs

Why did Jay's Team Lose? - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The groundskeeper mowed the grass wrong
  2. The fantasy baseball gods were just not on his side this week
  3. The opposing team's players were actually shape-shifting aliens with superior baseball skills
  4. The opposing team's pitcher must have been using a magic baseball that defied the laws of physics
  5. Injury city on team no murphy
  6. His cat walked across the keyboard and made some last-minute changes to his lineup
  7. The opposing team must have bribed the commissioner to rig the game
  8. The opposing team did a rain dance causing his starting pitchers game to be postponed
  9. The opposing team's coach must have been a master hypnotist
  10. The other team was better
  11. His team's bus was redirected by a GPS glitch and ended up at the wrong stadium
  12. The stadium's concession stand ran out of hot dogs, causing his players to lose focus
  13. The opposing team hired a team of hackers to sabotage his roster
  14. Internet connection went down right when he needed to make crucial roster adjustments
  15. Didn't know the season started
  16. Team got food poisoning from eating at a questionable taco truck before the matchup
  17. The stadium was invaded by a swarm of bees, and his players are allergic
  18. His players were struck by a sudden case of temporary amnesia and forgot how to play baseball
  19. His players were abducted by aliens to play in a basketball game
  20. The baseball diamond was actually built on an ancient burial ground
  21. His players were recruited for a top-secret government mission and had to leave mid-game
  22. Too busy binge-watching a new Netflix series to properly manage my team
  23. The umpires were clearly biased against his team
  24. His players were detained by airport security on suspicion of smuggling baseballs