Animalnoises inbackground.They'rerelaying whatyou're sayingto someoneelse."It wasworkingperfectly finebefore this."ObsessedwithIndicatorLights.ClaimspreviousTech didthing for themyou won't."It's not anissue withmyrouter/side."Noisychildren inthebackground."Hold on, I'mgoing to putyou down fora moment.""Is theinternetdown rightnow/is therean outage?""My internetis slowduring peakhours."Non PaySuspendNo SignalMonitor/TVDoesn'tmentionCriticalInfo/Alreadyhas TT.Not even ourcustomer/Callingfor DirectTV."I've triedeverything""I'm notvery tech-savvy."Asks for ETAagain, afteryou saidthere is noETA.I work inIT/I'm aNetworkEngineer.PPPOE offlineforweeks/months.SilentCall/No oneon line whenanswered."Slower orworsethan dial-up.""Can Ipay mybill?"SmokeDetectorBeepOnly hasone deviceconnected."I'm AGamer"IncorrectlyProvisioned."I don'tunderstandwhy thiskeepshappening."MassOutage100+CustomersDo I havea Virus/Isthis thinga Virus?"Data limiton myinternet?/Areyou throttlingme?""I rely on myinternet forwork; I workfrom home."Asks ifthey canput youon hold.Customermistakes youfor anotherTech/Gender.Maxingtheirconnection.I pay Xamount/a lotof money forthis."Wheneverit rains, ithasissues."NoElectricitySmallTalk/Jokesrandomly.Follow-uprevealscustomerdidn't followinstructions.Takes 3+minutes totest/connectto Wi-Fi.Slow Down.Stop Talking.CustomerInterruptsYou."I don'tremembermy Wi-Fipassword."Animalnoises inbackground.They'rerelaying whatyou're sayingto someoneelse."It wasworkingperfectly finebefore this."ObsessedwithIndicatorLights.ClaimspreviousTech didthing for themyou won't."It's not anissue withmyrouter/side."Noisychildren inthebackground."Hold on, I'mgoing to putyou down fora moment.""Is theinternetdown rightnow/is therean outage?""My internetis slowduring peakhours."Non PaySuspendNo SignalMonitor/TVDoesn'tmentionCriticalInfo/Alreadyhas TT.Not even ourcustomer/Callingfor DirectTV."I've triedeverything""I'm notvery tech-savvy."Asks for ETAagain, afteryou saidthere is noETA.I work inIT/I'm aNetworkEngineer.PPPOE offlineforweeks/months.SilentCall/No oneon line whenanswered."Slower orworsethan dial-up.""Can Ipay mybill?"SmokeDetectorBeepOnly hasone deviceconnected."I'm AGamer"IncorrectlyProvisioned."I don'tunderstandwhy thiskeepshappening."MassOutage100+CustomersDo I havea Virus/Isthis thinga Virus?"Data limiton myinternet?/Areyou throttlingme?""I rely on myinternet forwork; I workfrom home."Asks ifthey canput youon hold.Customermistakes youfor anotherTech/Gender.Maxingtheirconnection.I pay Xamount/a lotof money forthis."Wheneverit rains, ithasissues."NoElectricitySmallTalk/Jokesrandomly.Follow-uprevealscustomerdidn't followinstructions.Takes 3+minutes totest/connectto Wi-Fi.Slow Down.Stop Talking.CustomerInterruptsYou."I don'tremembermy Wi-Fipassword."

Tech Support Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Animal noises in background.
  2. They're relaying what you're saying to someone else.
  3. "It was working perfectly fine before this."
  4. Obsessed with Indicator Lights.
  5. Claims previous Tech did thing for them you won't.
  6. "It's not an issue with my router/side."
  7. Noisy children in the background.
  8. "Hold on, I'm going to put you down for a moment."
  9. "Is the internet down right now/is there an outage?"
  10. "My internet is slow during peak hours."
  11. Non Pay Suspend
  12. No Signal Monitor/TV
  13. Doesn't mention Critical Info/Already has TT.
  14. Not even our customer/Calling for DirectTV.
  15. "I've tried everything"
  16. "I'm not very tech-savvy."
  17. Asks for ETA again, after you said there is no ETA.
  18. I work in IT/I'm a Network Engineer.
  19. PPPOE offline for weeks/months.
  20. Silent Call/No one on line when answered.
  21. "Slower or worse than dial-up."
  22. "Can I pay my bill?"
  23. Smoke Detector Beep
  24. Only has one device connected.
  25. "I'm A Gamer"
  26. Incorrectly Provisioned.
  27. "I don't understand why this keeps happening."
  28. Mass Outage 100+ Customers
  29. Do I have a Virus/Is this thing a Virus?
  30. "Data limit on my internet?/Are you throttling me?"
  31. "I rely on my internet for work; I work from home."
  32. Asks if they can put you on hold.
  33. Customer mistakes you for another Tech/Gender.
  34. Maxing their connection.
  35. I pay X amount/a lot of money for this.
  36. "Whenever it rains, it has issues."
  37. No Electricity
  38. Small Talk/Jokes randomly.
  39. Follow-up reveals customer didn't follow instructions.
  40. Takes 3+ minutes to test/connect to Wi-Fi.
  41. Slow Down. Stop Talking. Customer Interrupts You.
  42. "I don't remember my Wi-Fi password."