(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Car cry
Stairwell cry
Went to the library to fart with impunity
You've recalculated your student loan payments. Maybe for hope but mostly for self recrimination.
Administrative wild goose chase
Avoided the annoying one
Made copies
(This is your life now and forevermore)
You feel like you actually made a difference .
Desk cry
Student tries to teach the class, despite having a tenuous grip on the subject matter themselves.
Bathroom stall cry
Coffee
Student who hasn't been paying attention the whole goddamn time complains about the assignment.
Student who is old enough to know how to behave in an adult setting, yet refuses to.
Someone calls you mom/dad
The student who never talks, talks.
Someone says thank you
Lunch interrupted
You've checked your linked-in more than once before noon.
Disassociate
(As a little treat)
Rage quit avoided
You're asked a question you've already answered on the syllabus, at the beginning of class and are actually in the process of explaining .
Faculty birthday announcement
A meeting that could have been at a reasonable time, but here we are.