whisper screamed used TV as a babysitter played sleep when your kids were calling you googled your child's symptoms used the term, "because I said so" picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket forgot to play "tooth fairy" used spit to wipe your child's face allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner had a mommy meltdown lied about your kid's age for a discount forgot school picture day did your child's homework used the bathroom with the door open sneezed and peed hid in the bathroom to escape kids dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids been caught "in the act" told your child, "don't tell dad" been embarassed by your child Lied to your child left home panti- less used your child as an excuse NOT to do something had your child lie and say you weren't home bribed your kid to do anything raided child's piggy bank for change whisper screamed used TV as a babysitter played sleep when your kids were calling you googled your child's symptoms used the term, "because I said so" picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket forgot to play "tooth fairy" used spit to wipe your child's face allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner had a mommy meltdown lied about your kid's age for a discount forgot school picture day did your child's homework used the bathroom with the door open sneezed and peed hid in the bathroom to escape kids dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids been caught "in the act" told your child, "don't tell dad" been embarassed by your child Lied to your child left home panti- less used your child as an excuse NOT to do something had your child lie and say you weren't home bribed your kid to do anything raided child's piggy bank for change
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whisper screamed
used TV as a babysitter
played sleep when your kids were calling you
googled your child's symptoms
used the term, "because I said so"
picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
forgot to play "tooth fairy"
used spit to wipe your child's face
allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
had a mommy meltdown
lied about your kid's age for a discount
forgot school picture day
did your child's homework
used the bathroom with the door open
sneezed and peed
hid in the bathroom to escape kids
dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
been caught "in the act"
told your child, "don't tell dad"
been embarassed by your child
Lied to your child
left home panti-less
used your child as an excuse NOT to do something
had your child lie and say you weren't home
bribed your kid to do anything
raided child's piggy bank for change
