left home panti- less picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket been caught "in the act" used TV as a babysitter bribed your kid to do anything been embarassed by your child dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids sneezed and peed had your child lie and say you weren't home hid in the bathroom to escape kids did your child's homework had a mommy meltdown played sleep when your kids were calling you allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner forgot to play "tooth fairy" lied about your kid's age for a discount told your child, "don't tell dad" Lied to your child used the bathroom with the door open forgot school picture day whisper screamed used the term, "because I said so" googled your child's symptoms raided child's piggy bank for change used your child as an excuse NOT to do something used spit to wipe your child's face left home panti- less picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket been caught "in the act" used TV as a babysitter bribed your kid to do anything been embarassed by your child dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids sneezed and peed had your child lie and say you weren't home hid in the bathroom to escape kids did your child's homework had a mommy meltdown played sleep when your kids were calling you allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner forgot to play "tooth fairy" lied about your kid's age for a discount told your child, "don't tell dad" Lied to your child used the bathroom with the door open forgot school picture day whisper screamed used the term, "because I said so" googled your child's symptoms raided child's piggy bank for change used your child as an excuse NOT to do something used spit to wipe your child's face
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left home panti-less
picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
been caught "in the act"
used TV as a babysitter
bribed your kid to do anything
been embarassed by your child
dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
sneezed and peed
had your child lie and say you weren't home
hid in the bathroom to escape kids
did your child's homework
had a mommy meltdown
played sleep when your kids were calling you
allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
forgot to play "tooth fairy"
lied about your kid's age for a discount
told your child, "don't tell dad"
Lied to your child
used the bathroom with the door open
forgot school picture day
whisper screamed
used the term, "because I said so"
googled your child's symptoms
raided child's piggy bank for change
used your child as an excuse NOT to do something
used spit to wipe your child's face
