“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsMerchdrop inthe first24 hoursIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeFresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunThe torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Who’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesAt least 3songs notabout JoePost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)Guilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat way Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeTaylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetFlorida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)So Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)Fortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldTaylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsMerchdrop inthe first24 hoursIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeFresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunThe torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Who’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesAt least 3songs notabout JoePost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)Guilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat way Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeTaylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetFlorida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)So Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)Fortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldTaylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”

The Tortured Bingo Department - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. “Who’s afraid of me” will be about Joe’s “Fear of commitment” as seen in Champagne Problems
  2. Merch drop in the first 24 hours
  3. In alchemy, Taylor references Joe’s gold is fake
  4. Fresh out the slammer is a metaphor for being “chained down” in her relationship with Joe (specifically her career)
  5. “The smallest man who ever lived” is not about Joe, instead it’s about either Kanye or Scooter Braun
  6. The tortured poets department will reference at least one other current member
  7. Love of my life will be “Loss of my life”
  8. Who’s afraid of me will ACTUALLY be about Taylor’s popularity and people being intimidated by her success
  9. In “Florida” she will swear >= 5 times
  10. At least 3 songs not about Joe
  11. Post malone will have a verse to himself, no Taylor backing vocals (no formed words)
  12. Guilty as sin will be about Taylor losing feelings for Joe and feeling torn about feeling that way
  13. Taylor will talk about “putting the pieces back together” in “breaks his toys”
  14. Clara bow will be similar to “Lacy”
  15. Loml will not be a love song but instead speak negatively about Joe
  16. Taylor will mention the name of a famous historical writer/poet
  17. Florida and the machine will have MAX 2 lines (not backing vocals)
  18. “But daddy I love him” will be the most viral on tiktok ( 1 day)
  19. So Long London will make callbacks to lyrics from another ex breakup song (e.g All too Well)
  20. In so long London, Taylor will reference one of the locations from London Boy (e.g Brixton)
  21. Fortnight will be about the first 14 days directly after Joe and Taylor broke up
  22. In alchemy, Taylor will refer to her heart as being gold / weighed in gold
  23. Taylor will refer to Joe as her baby (maybe in “breaking toys”)
  24. Florida will be about this enlightened feeling of being free and out of a relationship, such as “Bejewelled”