Guilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat wayIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessFlorida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”Florida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Post malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)Fortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in gold“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsFresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”) Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” So Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunTaylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetClara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Merchdrop inthe first24 hoursThe torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberAt least 3songs notabout JoeGuilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat wayIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessFlorida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”Florida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Post malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)Fortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in gold“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsFresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”) Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” So Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunTaylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetClara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Merchdrop inthe first24 hoursThe torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberAt least 3songs notabout Joe

The Tortured Bingo Department - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Guilty as sin will be about Taylor losing feelings for Joe and feeling torn about feeling that way
  2. In alchemy, Taylor references Joe’s gold is fake
  3. Who’s afraid of me will ACTUALLY be about Taylor’s popularity and people being intimidated by her success
  4. Florida will be about this enlightened feeling of being free and out of a relationship, such as “Bejewelled”
  5. Florida and the machine will have MAX 2 lines (not backing vocals)
  6. Loml will not be a love song but instead speak negatively about Joe
  7. In “Florida” she will swear >= 5 times
  8. Love of my life will be “Loss of my life”
  9. Post malone will have a verse to himself, no Taylor backing vocals (no formed words)
  10. “But daddy I love him” will be the most viral on tiktok ( 1 day)
  11. In so long London, Taylor will reference one of the locations from London Boy (e.g Brixton)
  12. Fortnight will be about the first 14 days directly after Joe and Taylor broke up
  13. In alchemy, Taylor will refer to her heart as being gold / weighed in gold
  14. “Who’s afraid of me” will be about Joe’s “Fear of commitment” as seen in Champagne Problems
  15. Fresh out the slammer is a metaphor for being “chained down” in her relationship with Joe (specifically her career)
  16. Taylor will refer to Joe as her baby (maybe in “breaking toys”)
  17. Taylor will talk about “putting the pieces back together” in “breaks his toys”
  18. So Long London will make callbacks to lyrics from another ex breakup song (e.g All too Well)
  19. “The smallest man who ever lived” is not about Joe, instead it’s about either Kanye or Scooter Braun
  20. Taylor will mention the name of a famous historical writer/poet
  21. Clara bow will be similar to “Lacy”
  22. Merch drop in the first 24 hours
  23. The tortured poets department will reference at least one other current member
  24. At least 3 songs not about Joe