In alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfake“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)Florida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Guilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat wayIn so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)At least 3songs notabout JoeWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessClara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Fresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)Love ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upMerchdrop inthe first24 hours“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsTaylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetPost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled” Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” The torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5times“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)In alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfake“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)Florida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Guilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat wayIn so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)At least 3songs notabout JoeWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessClara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Fresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)Love ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upMerchdrop inthe first24 hours“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsTaylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetPost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled” Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” The torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5times“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)

The Tortured Bingo Department - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. In alchemy, Taylor will refer to her heart as being gold / weighed in gold
  2. In alchemy, Taylor references Joe’s gold is fake
  3. “The smallest man who ever lived” is not about Joe, instead it’s about either Kanye or Scooter Braun
  4. So Long London will make callbacks to lyrics from another ex breakup song (e.g All too Well)
  5. Taylor will refer to Joe as her baby (maybe in “breaking toys”)
  6. Florida and the machine will have MAX 2 lines (not backing vocals)
  7. Guilty as sin will be about Taylor losing feelings for Joe and feeling torn about feeling that way
  8. In so long London, Taylor will reference one of the locations from London Boy (e.g Brixton)
  9. At least 3 songs not about Joe
  10. Who’s afraid of me will ACTUALLY be about Taylor’s popularity and people being intimidated by her success
  11. Clara bow will be similar to “Lacy”
  12. Fresh out the slammer is a metaphor for being “chained down” in her relationship with Joe (specifically her career)
  13. Love of my life will be “Loss of my life”
  14. Loml will not be a love song but instead speak negatively about Joe
  15. Fortnight will be about the first 14 days directly after Joe and Taylor broke up
  16. Merch drop in the first 24 hours
  17. “Who’s afraid of me” will be about Joe’s “Fear of commitment” as seen in Champagne Problems
  18. Taylor will mention the name of a famous historical writer/poet
  19. Post malone will have a verse to himself, no Taylor backing vocals (no formed words)
  20. Florida will be about this enlightened feeling of being free and out of a relationship, such as “Bejewelled”
  21. Taylor will talk about “putting the pieces back together” in “breaks his toys”
  22. The tortured poets department will reference at least one other current member
  23. In “Florida” she will swear >= 5 times
  24. “But daddy I love him” will be the most viral on tiktok ( 1 day)