Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”Guilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat way“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessTaylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetPost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)In “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesAt least 3songs notabout JoeThe torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberFresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)In alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Florida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeMerchdrop inthe first24 hoursSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblems Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”Guilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat way“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessTaylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetPost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)In “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesAt least 3songs notabout JoeThe torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberFresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)In alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Florida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeMerchdrop inthe first24 hoursSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblems

The Tortured Bingo Department - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Taylor will talk about “putting the pieces back together” in “breaks his toys”
  2. Florida will be about this enlightened feeling of being free and out of a relationship, such as “Bejewelled”
  3. Guilty as sin will be about Taylor losing feelings for Joe and feeling torn about feeling that way
  4. “The smallest man who ever lived” is not about Joe, instead it’s about either Kanye or Scooter Braun
  5. In alchemy, Taylor will refer to her heart as being gold / weighed in gold
  6. Who’s afraid of me will ACTUALLY be about Taylor’s popularity and people being intimidated by her success
  7. Taylor will mention the name of a famous historical writer/poet
  8. Post malone will have a verse to himself, no Taylor backing vocals (no formed words)
  9. In “Florida” she will swear >= 5 times
  10. At least 3 songs not about Joe
  11. The tortured poets department will reference at least one other current member
  12. Fresh out the slammer is a metaphor for being “chained down” in her relationship with Joe (specifically her career)
  13. In alchemy, Taylor references Joe’s gold is fake
  14. Fortnight will be about the first 14 days directly after Joe and Taylor broke up
  15. Love of my life will be “Loss of my life”
  16. Florida and the machine will have MAX 2 lines (not backing vocals)
  17. Clara bow will be similar to “Lacy”
  18. Loml will not be a love song but instead speak negatively about Joe
  19. Merch drop in the first 24 hours
  20. So Long London will make callbacks to lyrics from another ex breakup song (e.g All too Well)
  21. Taylor will refer to Joe as her baby (maybe in “breaking toys”)
  22. “But daddy I love him” will be the most viral on tiktok ( 1 day)
  23. In so long London, Taylor will reference one of the locations from London Boy (e.g Brixton)
  24. “Who’s afraid of me” will be about Joe’s “Fear of commitment” as seen in Champagne Problems