“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)Post malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Fortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke up Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Taylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)Fresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)The torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesAt least 3songs notabout JoeFlorida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Merchdrop inthe first24 hours“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldLoml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeGuilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat way“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)Post malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Fortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke up Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Taylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)Fresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)The torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesAt least 3songs notabout JoeFlorida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Merchdrop inthe first24 hours“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldLoml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeGuilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat way

The Tortured Bingo Department - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “But daddy I love him” will be the most viral on tiktok ( 1 day)
  2. Post malone will have a verse to himself, no Taylor backing vocals (no formed words)
  3. “Who’s afraid of me” will be about Joe’s “Fear of commitment” as seen in Champagne Problems
  4. Love of my life will be “Loss of my life”
  5. Fortnight will be about the first 14 days directly after Joe and Taylor broke up
  6. Taylor will talk about “putting the pieces back together” in “breaks his toys”
  7. Taylor will mention the name of a famous historical writer/poet
  8. So Long London will make callbacks to lyrics from another ex breakup song (e.g All too Well)
  9. Taylor will refer to Joe as her baby (maybe in “breaking toys”)
  10. In so long London, Taylor will reference one of the locations from London Boy (e.g Brixton)
  11. Fresh out the slammer is a metaphor for being “chained down” in her relationship with Joe (specifically her career)
  12. The tortured poets department will reference at least one other current member
  13. In “Florida” she will swear >= 5 times
  14. At least 3 songs not about Joe
  15. Florida and the machine will have MAX 2 lines (not backing vocals)
  16. Florida will be about this enlightened feeling of being free and out of a relationship, such as “Bejewelled”
  17. Clara bow will be similar to “Lacy”
  18. Merch drop in the first 24 hours
  19. “The smallest man who ever lived” is not about Joe, instead it’s about either Kanye or Scooter Braun
  20. In alchemy, Taylor references Joe’s gold is fake
  21. Who’s afraid of me will ACTUALLY be about Taylor’s popularity and people being intimidated by her success
  22. In alchemy, Taylor will refer to her heart as being gold / weighed in gold
  23. Loml will not be a love song but instead speak negatively about Joe
  24. Guilty as sin will be about Taylor losing feelings for Joe and feeling torn about feeling that way