The torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldTaylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)Taylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upFlorida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)In “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesIn so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)In alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeFresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)So Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblems“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout Joe“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunClara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Guilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat wayPost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words) Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Love ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Who’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessMerchdrop inthe first24 hoursAt least 3songs notabout JoeThe torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldTaylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)Taylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upFlorida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)In “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesIn so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)In alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeFresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)So Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblems“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout Joe“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunClara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”Guilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat wayPost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words) Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Love ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Who’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessMerchdrop inthe first24 hoursAt least 3songs notabout Joe

The Tortured Bingo Department - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The tortured poets department will reference at least one other current member
  2. In alchemy, Taylor will refer to her heart as being gold / weighed in gold
  3. Taylor will refer to Joe as her baby (maybe in “breaking toys”)
  4. Taylor will mention the name of a famous historical writer/poet
  5. Fortnight will be about the first 14 days directly after Joe and Taylor broke up
  6. Florida and the machine will have MAX 2 lines (not backing vocals)
  7. In “Florida” she will swear >= 5 times
  8. In so long London, Taylor will reference one of the locations from London Boy (e.g Brixton)
  9. In alchemy, Taylor references Joe’s gold is fake
  10. Fresh out the slammer is a metaphor for being “chained down” in her relationship with Joe (specifically her career)
  11. So Long London will make callbacks to lyrics from another ex breakup song (e.g All too Well)
  12. Florida will be about this enlightened feeling of being free and out of a relationship, such as “Bejewelled”
  13. “Who’s afraid of me” will be about Joe’s “Fear of commitment” as seen in Champagne Problems
  14. “But daddy I love him” will be the most viral on tiktok ( 1 day)
  15. Loml will not be a love song but instead speak negatively about Joe
  16. “The smallest man who ever lived” is not about Joe, instead it’s about either Kanye or Scooter Braun
  17. Clara bow will be similar to “Lacy”
  18. Guilty as sin will be about Taylor losing feelings for Joe and feeling torn about feeling that way
  19. Post malone will have a verse to himself, no Taylor backing vocals (no formed words)
  20. Taylor will talk about “putting the pieces back together” in “breaks his toys”
  21. Love of my life will be “Loss of my life”
  22. Who’s afraid of me will ACTUALLY be about Taylor’s popularity and people being intimidated by her success
  23. Merch drop in the first 24 hours
  24. At least 3 songs not about Joe