Merchdrop inthe first24 hours“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Fresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)Love ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”In alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldGuilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat way“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsAt least 3songs notabout JoeIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfake Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)Taylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetFlorida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeFlorida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)The torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessPost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)Merchdrop inthe first24 hours“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Fresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)Love ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”In alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldGuilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat way“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsAt least 3songs notabout JoeIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfake Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)Taylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetFlorida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeFlorida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)The torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessPost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)

The Tortured Bingo Department - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Merch drop in the first 24 hours
  2. “The smallest man who ever lived” is not about Joe, instead it’s about either Kanye or Scooter Braun
  3. In “Florida” she will swear >= 5 times
  4. So Long London will make callbacks to lyrics from another ex breakup song (e.g All too Well)
  5. Fresh out the slammer is a metaphor for being “chained down” in her relationship with Joe (specifically her career)
  6. Love of my life will be “Loss of my life”
  7. In alchemy, Taylor will refer to her heart as being gold / weighed in gold
  8. Guilty as sin will be about Taylor losing feelings for Joe and feeling torn about feeling that way
  9. “Who’s afraid of me” will be about Joe’s “Fear of commitment” as seen in Champagne Problems
  10. At least 3 songs not about Joe
  11. In alchemy, Taylor references Joe’s gold is fake
  12. Taylor will talk about “putting the pieces back together” in “breaks his toys”
  13. Clara bow will be similar to “Lacy”
  14. “But daddy I love him” will be the most viral on tiktok ( 1 day)
  15. Taylor will mention the name of a famous historical writer/poet
  16. Florida and the machine will have MAX 2 lines (not backing vocals)
  17. Loml will not be a love song but instead speak negatively about Joe
  18. Florida will be about this enlightened feeling of being free and out of a relationship, such as “Bejewelled”
  19. Taylor will refer to Joe as her baby (maybe in “breaking toys”)
  20. In so long London, Taylor will reference one of the locations from London Boy (e.g Brixton)
  21. The tortured poets department will reference at least one other current member
  22. Fortnight will be about the first 14 days directly after Joe and Taylor broke up
  23. Who’s afraid of me will ACTUALLY be about Taylor’s popularity and people being intimidated by her success
  24. Post malone will have a verse to himself, no Taylor backing vocals (no formed words)