Fresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)In “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesThe torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke up“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter Braun“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)Who’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeMerchdrop inthe first24 hoursTaylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetGuilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat wayFlorida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”At least 3songs notabout JoeIn so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton) Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Post malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)In alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeFresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)In “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesThe torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke up“But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)Florida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter Braun“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)Who’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Loml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeMerchdrop inthe first24 hoursTaylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetGuilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat wayFlorida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”At least 3songs notabout JoeIn so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton) Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” Post malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words)In alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in goldIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfake

The Tortured Bingo Department - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fresh out the slammer is a metaphor for being “chained down” in her relationship with Joe (specifically her career)
  2. In “Florida” she will swear >= 5 times
  3. The tortured poets department will reference at least one other current member
  4. Fortnight will be about the first 14 days directly after Joe and Taylor broke up
  5. “But daddy I love him” will be the most viral on tiktok ( 1 day)
  6. Florida will be about this enlightened feeling of being free and out of a relationship, such as “Bejewelled”
  7. “The smallest man who ever lived” is not about Joe, instead it’s about either Kanye or Scooter Braun
  8. “Who’s afraid of me” will be about Joe’s “Fear of commitment” as seen in Champagne Problems
  9. Love of my life will be “Loss of my life”
  10. Taylor will refer to Joe as her baby (maybe in “breaking toys”)
  11. Who’s afraid of me will ACTUALLY be about Taylor’s popularity and people being intimidated by her success
  12. So Long London will make callbacks to lyrics from another ex breakup song (e.g All too Well)
  13. Loml will not be a love song but instead speak negatively about Joe
  14. Merch drop in the first 24 hours
  15. Taylor will mention the name of a famous historical writer/poet
  16. Guilty as sin will be about Taylor losing feelings for Joe and feeling torn about feeling that way
  17. Florida and the machine will have MAX 2 lines (not backing vocals)
  18. Clara bow will be similar to “Lacy”
  19. At least 3 songs not about Joe
  20. In so long London, Taylor will reference one of the locations from London Boy (e.g Brixton)
  21. Taylor will talk about “putting the pieces back together” in “breaks his toys”
  22. Post malone will have a verse to himself, no Taylor backing vocals (no formed words)
  23. In alchemy, Taylor will refer to her heart as being gold / weighed in gold
  24. In alchemy, Taylor references Joe’s gold is fake