“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunGuilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat wayWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upAt least 3songs notabout JoeFlorida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”The torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Florida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Taylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetPost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words) Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” “But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)Fresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)Merchdrop inthe first24 hoursLoml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in gold“Who’s afraid ofme” will be aboutJoe’s “Fear ofcommitment” asseen inChampagneProblemsLove ofmy life willbe “Lossof my life”In so longLondon, Taylorwill reference oneof the locationsfrom London Boy(e.g Brixton)“The smallest manwho ever lived” isnot about Joe,instead it’s abouteither Kanye orScooter BraunGuilty as sin willbe about Taylorlosing feelings forJoe and feelingtorn about feelingthat wayWho’s afraid of mewill ACTUALLY beabout Taylor’spopularity andpeople beingintimidated by hersuccessFortnight will beabout the first14 days directlyafter Joe andTaylor broke upAt least 3songs notabout JoeFlorida will beabout thisenlightened feelingof being free andout of arelationship, suchas “Bejewelled”Taylor will referto Joe as herbaby (maybein “breakingtoys”)Clara bowwill besimilar to“Lacy”The torturedpoetsdepartment willreference atleast one othercurrent memberSo Long Londonwill makecallbacks to lyricsfrom another exbreakup song(e.g All too Well)Florida and themachine willhave MAX 2lines (notbacking vocals)Taylor willmention thename of afamoushistoricalwriter/poetPost malone willhave a verse tohimself, noTaylor backingvocals (noformed words) Taylor will talkabout “puttingthe pieces backtogether” in“breaks his toys” “But daddy Ilove him” willbe the mostviral on tiktok( 1 day)Fresh out theslammer is ametaphor for being“chained down” inher relationship withJoe (specifically hercareer)Merchdrop inthe first24 hoursLoml will not bea love song butinstead speaknegativelyabout JoeIn “Florida”she willswear >= 5timesIn alchemy,TaylorreferencesJoe’s gold isfakeIn alchemy,Taylor will referto her heart asbeing gold /weighed in gold

The Tortured Bingo Department - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Who’s afraid of me” will be about Joe’s “Fear of commitment” as seen in Champagne Problems
  2. Love of my life will be “Loss of my life”
  3. In so long London, Taylor will reference one of the locations from London Boy (e.g Brixton)
  4. “The smallest man who ever lived” is not about Joe, instead it’s about either Kanye or Scooter Braun
  5. Guilty as sin will be about Taylor losing feelings for Joe and feeling torn about feeling that way
  6. Who’s afraid of me will ACTUALLY be about Taylor’s popularity and people being intimidated by her success
  7. Fortnight will be about the first 14 days directly after Joe and Taylor broke up
  8. At least 3 songs not about Joe
  9. Florida will be about this enlightened feeling of being free and out of a relationship, such as “Bejewelled”
  10. Taylor will refer to Joe as her baby (maybe in “breaking toys”)
  11. Clara bow will be similar to “Lacy”
  12. The tortured poets department will reference at least one other current member
  13. So Long London will make callbacks to lyrics from another ex breakup song (e.g All too Well)
  14. Florida and the machine will have MAX 2 lines (not backing vocals)
  15. Taylor will mention the name of a famous historical writer/poet
  16. Post malone will have a verse to himself, no Taylor backing vocals (no formed words)
  17. Taylor will talk about “putting the pieces back together” in “breaks his toys”
  18. “But daddy I love him” will be the most viral on tiktok ( 1 day)
  19. Fresh out the slammer is a metaphor for being “chained down” in her relationship with Joe (specifically her career)
  20. Merch drop in the first 24 hours
  21. Loml will not be a love song but instead speak negatively about Joe
  22. In “Florida” she will swear >= 5 times
  23. In alchemy, Taylor references Joe’s gold is fake
  24. In alchemy, Taylor will refer to her heart as being gold / weighed in gold