Noisecancellingheadphonessurgicallyattached tohead“I getreally tiredall thetime too!”Strangerasks invasivemobility aidquestions onthe bus“You lookreallywell!”Feelhungoverwithout thealcoholHave I drunkenough watertoday? HaveI drunk anywater today?‘Invisibleillness’ isglaringlyobvioustodayTried the dietthat claims toheal everyoneand it madethings worseDistant familymemberwonders whyyou’re notbetter yetWrote a list ofthings not toforget andforgot whereyou put the listUsing Googlestreet view tofind accessinfo that isn’tonlineUrgentlyneed salt tocontinuefunctioningas a humanTaking yourevening medslater than usualbecause you’reliving on thewild side“Are yousure it’snot juststress?”Forgot whatI came intothis roomforTried greenjuice andwasn’tmagicallyhealedTriedmanifestingmyself betterand still wokeup like thisScouringthrough allergenguides to find anoption that won’tdestroy youMust layhorizontally inthis publicplace to avoida faint riskDid a thingand nowriding thepaybackwaveForgot toorderrepeatprescriptionIs this newsymptom partof this conditionor somethingelse?Blanket andhot waterbottle onyou 24/720+ minuteson phone toget a GPappointment“I wish Icould napand watchNetflix allday”Head feelslike it mightexplodeimminentlyNoisecancellingheadphonessurgicallyattached tohead“I getreally tiredall thetime too!”Strangerasks invasivemobility aidquestions onthe bus“You lookreallywell!”Feelhungoverwithout thealcoholHave I drunkenough watertoday? HaveI drunk anywater today?‘Invisibleillness’ isglaringlyobvioustodayTried the dietthat claims toheal everyoneand it madethings worseDistant familymemberwonders whyyou’re notbetter yetWrote a list ofthings not toforget andforgot whereyou put the listUsing Googlestreet view tofind accessinfo that isn’tonlineUrgentlyneed salt tocontinuefunctioningas a humanTaking yourevening medslater than usualbecause you’reliving on thewild side“Are yousure it’snot juststress?”Forgot whatI came intothis roomforTried greenjuice andwasn’tmagicallyhealedTriedmanifestingmyself betterand still wokeup like thisScouringthrough allergenguides to find anoption that won’tdestroy youMust layhorizontally inthis publicplace to avoida faint riskDid a thingand nowriding thepaybackwaveForgot toorderrepeatprescriptionIs this newsymptom partof this conditionor somethingelse?Blanket andhot waterbottle onyou 24/720+ minuteson phone toget a GPappointment“I wish Icould napand watchNetflix allday”Head feelslike it mightexplodeimminently

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Noise cancelling headphones surgically attached to head
  2. “I get really tired all the time too!”
  3. Stranger asks invasive mobility aid questions on the bus
  4. “You look really well!”
  5. Feel hungover without the alcohol
  6. Have I drunk enough water today? Have I drunk any water today?
  7. ‘Invisible illness’ is glaringly obvious today
  8. Tried the diet that claims to heal everyone and it made things worse
  9. Distant family member wonders why you’re not better yet
  10. Wrote a list of things not to forget and forgot where you put the list
  11. Using Google street view to find access info that isn’t online
  12. Urgently need salt to continue functioning as a human
  13. Taking your evening meds later than usual because you’re living on the wild side
  14. “Are you sure it’s not just stress?”
  15. Forgot what I came into this room for
  16. Tried green juice and wasn’t magically healed
  17. Tried manifesting myself better and still woke up like this
  18. Scouring through allergen guides to find an option that won’t destroy you
  19. Must lay horizontally in this public place to avoid a faint risk
  20. Did a thing and now riding the payback wave
  21. Forgot to order repeat prescription
  22. Is this new symptom part of this condition or something else?
  23. Blanket and hot water bottle on you 24/7
  24. 20+ minutes on phone to get a GP appointment
  25. “I wish I could nap and watch Netflix all day”
  26. Head feels like it might explode imminently