Urgentlyneed salt tocontinuefunctioningas a humanElevate thelegs andhope forthe bestTried greenjuice andwasn’tmagicallyhealedMust layhorizontally inthis publicplace to avoida faint risk“You lookreallywell!”At leastsocial mediaunderstandsme20+ minuteson phone toget a GPappointmentFeelhungoverwithout thealcoholHave I drunkenough watertoday? HaveI drunk anywater today?Using Googlestreet view tofind accessinfo that isn’tonline‘Invisibleillness’ isglaringlyobvioustodayDistant familymemberwonders whyyou’re notbetter yetBlanket andhot waterbottle onyou 24/7“I getreally tiredall thetime too!”Is this newsymptom partof this conditionor somethingelse?Taking yourevening medslater than usualbecause you’reliving on thewild sideEmergencycup of teaneededTried the dietthat claims toheal everyoneand it madethings worseUnderestimateda dropped curbin mywheelchairStrangerasks invasivemobility aidquestions onthe busWrote a list ofthings not toforget andforgot whereyou put the listForgot whatI came intothis roomforForgot toorderrepeatprescriptionHead feelslike it mightexplodeimminently“Are yousure it’snot juststress?”“I wish Icould napand watchNetflix allday”Scouringthrough allergenguides to find anoption that won’tdestroy youNoisecancellingheadphonessurgicallyattached toheadDid a thingand nowriding thepaybackwaveTriedmanifestingmyself betterand still wokeup like thisUrgentlyneed salt tocontinuefunctioningas a humanElevate thelegs andhope forthe bestTried greenjuice andwasn’tmagicallyhealedMust layhorizontally inthis publicplace to avoida faint risk“You lookreallywell!”At leastsocial mediaunderstandsme20+ minuteson phone toget a GPappointmentFeelhungoverwithout thealcoholHave I drunkenough watertoday? HaveI drunk anywater today?Using Googlestreet view tofind accessinfo that isn’tonline‘Invisibleillness’ isglaringlyobvioustodayDistant familymemberwonders whyyou’re notbetter yetBlanket andhot waterbottle onyou 24/7“I getreally tiredall thetime too!”Is this newsymptom partof this conditionor somethingelse?Taking yourevening medslater than usualbecause you’reliving on thewild sideEmergencycup of teaneededTried the dietthat claims toheal everyoneand it madethings worseUnderestimateda dropped curbin mywheelchairStrangerasks invasivemobility aidquestions onthe busWrote a list ofthings not toforget andforgot whereyou put the listForgot whatI came intothis roomforForgot toorderrepeatprescriptionHead feelslike it mightexplodeimminently“Are yousure it’snot juststress?”“I wish Icould napand watchNetflix allday”Scouringthrough allergenguides to find anoption that won’tdestroy youNoisecancellingheadphonessurgicallyattached toheadDid a thingand nowriding thepaybackwaveTriedmanifestingmyself betterand still wokeup like this

Chronic Illness Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Urgently need salt to continue functioning as a human
  2. Elevate the legs and hope for the best
  3. Tried green juice and wasn’t magically healed
  4. Must lay horizontally in this public place to avoid a faint risk
  5. “You look really well!”
  6. At least social media understands me
  7. 20+ minutes on phone to get a GP appointment
  8. Feel hungover without the alcohol
  9. Have I drunk enough water today? Have I drunk any water today?
  10. Using Google street view to find access info that isn’t online
  11. ‘Invisible illness’ is glaringly obvious today
  12. Distant family member wonders why you’re not better yet
  13. Blanket and hot water bottle on you 24/7
  14. “I get really tired all the time too!”
  15. Is this new symptom part of this condition or something else?
  16. Taking your evening meds later than usual because you’re living on the wild side
  17. Emergency cup of tea needed
  18. Tried the diet that claims to heal everyone and it made things worse
  19. Underestimated a dropped curb in my wheelchair
  20. Stranger asks invasive mobility aid questions on the bus
  21. Wrote a list of things not to forget and forgot where you put the list
  22. Forgot what I came into this room for
  23. Forgot to order repeat prescription
  24. Head feels like it might explode imminently
  25. “Are you sure it’s not just stress?”
  26. “I wish I could nap and watch Netflix all day”
  27. Scouring through allergen guides to find an option that won’t destroy you
  28. Noise cancelling headphones surgically attached to head
  29. Did a thing and now riding the payback wave
  30. Tried manifesting myself better and still woke up like this