Mygrandpa isas old asa dinosaurHis stomachis abottomlesspitMy stomachfeels like itsgonnaburst!He'sdumberthan dirtYoursmile is amile longMy momis goingto kill meI lookedeverywhereYour skinis softerthan silkHe's astall asa treeI wassingle likea pringleI’m nevergoing tofind itIt’s so quietin here youcould heara pin dropShe's asbig as aelephantI feel likethere'sbutterflies inmy stomach!For themillionthtime, I'mnot doing it.He was sotall hecould touchthe moonFree!He had amillionposters inhis roomI'm gonnafreeze into ablock of iceat thistemperature!You’reolder thanthedinosaursThat joke isso old lasttime I heard itI was ridingon a DinosaurThe newshit me likea tsunamiShe’s asfat as aHippoHe'sslowerthan asnailI ate somuch IcloudexplodeHe'srunningfaster thanthe windMy momworks herfingers tothe bonesI'm so sadthat I'mdrowningin my tearsYour brainis the sizeof anatom!Her smilewas amile wideMy foot isas hot asthe sunWe’veseen thatmovie 100timesYourdeadHe makesEinsteinlookaverageShe’s asskinny astoothpickYou’retaller thanmountEverestIt’s theworstday ever. Hah, Yourkilling me.It wasthe bestday everYour kneesare ashierthancharcoalClass istakingforeverMygrandpa isas old asa dinosaurHis stomachis abottomlesspitMy stomachfeels like itsgonnaburst!He'sdumberthan dirtYoursmile is amile longMy momis goingto kill meI lookedeverywhereYour skinis softerthan silkHe's astall asa treeI wassingle likea pringleI’m nevergoing tofind itIt’s so quietin here youcould heara pin dropShe's asbig as aelephantI feel likethere'sbutterflies inmy stomach!For themillionthtime, I'mnot doing it.He was sotall hecould touchthe moonFree!He had amillionposters inhis roomI'm gonnafreeze into ablock of iceat thistemperature!You’reolder thanthedinosaursThat joke isso old lasttime I heard itI was ridingon a DinosaurThe newshit me likea tsunamiShe’s asfat as aHippoHe'sslowerthan asnailI ate somuch IcloudexplodeHe'srunningfaster thanthe windMy momworks herfingers tothe bonesI'm so sadthat I'mdrowningin my tearsYour brainis the sizeof anatom!Her smilewas amile wideMy foot isas hot asthe sunWe’veseen thatmovie 100timesYourdeadHe makesEinsteinlookaverageShe’s asskinny astoothpickYou’retaller thanmountEverestIt’s theworstday ever. Hah, Yourkilling me.It wasthe bestday everYour kneesare ashierthancharcoalClass istakingforever

Hyperbole Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My grandpa is as old as a dinosaur
  2. His stomach is a bottomless pit
  3. My stomach feels like its gonna burst!
  4. He's dumber than dirt
  5. Your smile is a mile long
  6. My mom is going to kill me
  7. I looked everywhere
  8. Your skin is softer than silk
  9. He's as tall as a tree
  10. I was single like a pringle
  11. I’m never going to find it
  12. It’s so quiet in here you could hear a pin drop
  13. She's as big as a elephant
  14. I feel like there's butterflies in my stomach!
  15. For the millionth time, I'm not doing it.
  16. He was so tall he could touch the moon
  17. Free!
  18. He had a million posters in his room
  19. I'm gonna freeze into a block of ice at this temperature!
  20. You’re older than the dinosaurs
  21. That joke is so old last time I heard it I was riding on a Dinosaur
  22. The news hit me like a tsunami
  23. She’s as fat as a Hippo
  24. He's slower than a snail
  25. I ate so much I cloud explode
  26. He's running faster than the wind
  27. My mom works her fingers to the bones
  28. I'm so sad that I'm drowning in my tears
  29. Your brain is the size of an atom!
  30. Her smile was a mile wide
  31. My foot is as hot as the sun
  32. We’ve seen that movie 100 times
  33. Your dead
  34. He makes Einstein look average
  35. She’s as skinny as toothpick
  36. You’re taller than mount Everest
  37. It’s the worst day ever.
  38. Hah, Your killing me.
  39. It was the best day ever
  40. Your knees are ashier than charcoal
  41. Class is taking forever