“It’s a Eurovision tradition…” Attempt at opera Someone does an air-guitar CLAPPY BIT! Cyprus gives Greece 12 points BLATANT POLITICAL VOTING Sweden gives Denmark 12 points Someone waves a flag at the camera Commentator makes fun of a song Accordion SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE WITH FLAG FACEPAINT BANANAS The hosts change outfits TOURISM ADVERT FOR ITALY PRESENTER OUTFIT CHANGE Indigenous folk music AUSTRALIA GETS 12 POINTS ABBA Sus dance moves SOMEONE SAYS THANK YOU EUROPE Just plain weird staging Dramatic solo ballad Voice crack Wind machine Female host “looks beautiful tonight” Pride Flag Greece gives Cyprus 12 points Commentator makes fun of the voting system Someone rips off their outfit Topless male dancers SEQUINS Acrobatics on stage SYNCHRONISED DANCE ROUTINE Dry ice appears on stage Wacky group dance routine FIRE SINGING OUT OF TUNE Non-English singer singing in English Wardrobe malfunction Diva alert Singer winks at the camera Silver suits appear on stage AUSTRALIAN FLAG Male singer with bleached hair AUDIENCE SHINE THEIR PHONE LIGHTS RAPPING KEY CHANGE Someone falls over on stage AUDIENCE SINGS ALONG MID- SONG COSTUME CHANGE Female vocalist entirely in white WINGS Performer acts out the lyrics of their song Crying with joy Glitter or fireworks fall from above Mispronunciation of an act or country Leather trousers Message of peace and love (awww…) SOMEONE CRIES COUNTRY GIVES 12 POINTS TO A NEIGHBOUR FAKE RAIN Someone sings out of tune UK gets 0 points “Best ever Eurovision...” SNAZZY MASK Unnecessary dance break Female empowerment song Someone says ‘thank you Europe’ Heavy metal Gimmicks: robots, LEDs, etc. TRADITIONAL DRESS "Very real" instrument playing FEATHERS The singer is barefoot SCANTILY CLAD DANCER THANK HOST FOR WONDERFUL EVENING Smoke machines are go OBVIOUSLY PLAYING A FAKE INSTRUMENT Singer holds a note for a really long time Mid- song rap Rock played on a classical instrument DRONE “It’s a Eurovision tradition…” Attempt at opera Someone does an air-guitar CLAPPY BIT! Cyprus gives Greece 12 points BLATANT POLITICAL VOTING Sweden gives Denmark 12 points Someone waves a flag at the camera Commentator makes fun of a song Accordion SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE WITH FLAG FACEPAINT BANANAS The hosts change outfits TOURISM ADVERT FOR ITALY PRESENTER OUTFIT CHANGE Indigenous folk music AUSTRALIA GETS 12 POINTS ABBA Sus dance moves SOMEONE SAYS THANK YOU EUROPE Just plain weird staging Dramatic solo ballad Voice crack Wind machine Female host “looks beautiful tonight” Pride Flag Greece gives Cyprus 12 points Commentator makes fun of the voting system Someone rips off their outfit Topless male dancers SEQUINS Acrobatics on stage SYNCHRONISED DANCE ROUTINE Dry ice appears on stage Wacky group dance routine FIRE SINGING OUT OF TUNE Non-English singer singing in English Wardrobe malfunction Diva alert Singer winks at the camera Silver suits appear on stage AUSTRALIAN FLAG Male singer with bleached hair AUDIENCE SHINE THEIR PHONE LIGHTS RAPPING KEY CHANGE Someone falls over on stage AUDIENCE SINGS ALONG MID- SONG COSTUME CHANGE Female vocalist entirely in white WINGS Performer acts out the lyrics of their song Crying with joy Glitter or fireworks fall from above Mispronunciation of an act or country Leather trousers Message of peace and love (awww…) SOMEONE CRIES COUNTRY GIVES 12 POINTS TO A NEIGHBOUR FAKE RAIN Someone sings out of tune UK gets 0 points “Best ever Eurovision...” SNAZZY MASK Unnecessary dance break Female empowerment song Someone says ‘thank you Europe’ Heavy metal Gimmicks: robots, LEDs, etc. TRADITIONAL DRESS "Very real" instrument playing FEATHERS The singer is barefoot SCANTILY CLAD DANCER THANK HOST FOR WONDERFUL EVENING Smoke machines are go OBVIOUSLY PLAYING A FAKE INSTRUMENT Singer holds a note for a really long time Mid- song rap Rock played on a classical instrument DRONE
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“It’s a Eurovision tradition…”
Attempt at opera
Someone does an air-guitar
CLAPPY BIT!
Cyprus gives Greece 12 points
BLATANT POLITICAL VOTING
Sweden gives Denmark 12 points
Someone waves a flag at the camera
Commentator makes fun of a song
Accordion
SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE WITH FLAG FACEPAINT
BANANAS
The hosts change outfits
TOURISM ADVERT FOR ITALY
PRESENTER OUTFIT CHANGE
Indigenous folk music
AUSTRALIA GETS 12 POINTS
ABBA
Sus dance moves
SOMEONE SAYS THANK YOU EUROPE
Just plain weird staging
Dramatic solo ballad
Voice crack
Wind machine
Female host “looks beautiful tonight”
Pride Flag
Greece gives Cyprus 12 points
Commentator makes fun of the voting system
Someone rips off their outfit
Topless male dancers
SEQUINS
Acrobatics on stage
SYNCHRONISED DANCE ROUTINE
Dry ice appears on stage
Wacky group dance routine
FIRE
SINGING OUT OF TUNE
Non-English singer singing in English
Wardrobe malfunction
Diva alert
Singer winks at the camera
Silver suits appear on stage
AUSTRALIAN FLAG
Male singer with bleached hair
AUDIENCE SHINE THEIR PHONE LIGHTS
RAPPING
KEY CHANGE
Someone falls over on stage
AUDIENCE SINGS ALONG
MID-SONG COSTUME CHANGE
Female vocalist entirely in white
WINGS
Performer acts out the lyrics of their song
Crying with joy
Glitter or fireworks fall from above
Mispronunciation of an act or country
Leather trousers
Message of peace and love (awww…)
SOMEONE CRIES
COUNTRY GIVES 12 POINTS TO A NEIGHBOUR
FAKE RAIN
Someone sings out of tune
UK gets 0 points
“Best ever Eurovision...”
SNAZZY MASK
Unnecessary dance break
Female empowerment song
Someone says ‘thank you Europe’
Heavy metal
Gimmicks: robots, LEDs, etc.
TRADITIONAL DRESS
"Very real" instrument playing
FEATHERS
The singer is barefoot
SCANTILY CLAD DANCER
THANK HOST FOR WONDERFUL EVENING
Smoke machines are go
OBVIOUSLY PLAYING A FAKE INSTRUMENT
Singer holds a note for a really long time
Mid-song rap
Rock played on a classical instrument
DRONE
