If we're adream team,why don't weget to takenaps at work?You don'thave to becrazy to workhere - we'lltrain you!If you fall,I will bethere.- Floor"I'm going toneed you to bestrong today."- I whisperedto my coffee.My dentist toldme I needed acrown. I waslike, I know,right?!If at first youdon't succeed,destroy allevidence thatyou tried.I'm herebecause Ididn't winthe lottery.My boss told me tostart apresentation with ajoke.The first slide wasmy paycheck.May yourcoffeebe strong andyour Mondaybe short.You say youvalue employees,but my paycheckdeterminedthat was a lie.Today I willbe asuseless asthe "G" inlasagna.Laughter is thebest medicine...Except whentreatingdiarrhea.Work tip:Stand up,stretch, talk awalk. Go to theairport, get on aplane and travel."Be strong,"I whisperedto my WiFisignal.No man goesbefore his time- unless theboss leavesearly.Time is anillusion.Lunchtime isdoubly so.Hard worknever killedanybody, butwhy take achance?The rewardfor goodwork ismore work.I'm adelight ...after mycoffee.Monday is theyardstickagainst whichall that isunpleasant ismeasured.There are daysone shouldreally just sleepthrough. LikeMon thru Fri.My keyboardmust bebroken. I keephitting the esckey but I'm stillat work.Beat the 5o'clockrush andleave workat noon.When indoubt,lookintelligent.I'm an earlybird and nightowl. So I'mwise and Ihave worms.When my bosstold me this is thefifth time I'm late,I smiled andthought to myself,IT'S FRIDAY!Better days arecoming.They are calledSaturday andSunday.I'm so luckypeople can'thear whatI'm thinking.I don't workon Fridays. Imakeappearances.If we're adream team,why don't weget to takenaps at work?You don'thave to becrazy to workhere - we'lltrain you!If you fall,I will bethere.- Floor"I'm going toneed you to bestrong today."- I whisperedto my coffee.My dentist toldme I needed acrown. I waslike, I know,right?!If at first youdon't succeed,destroy allevidence thatyou tried.I'm herebecause Ididn't winthe lottery.My boss told me tostart apresentation with ajoke.The first slide wasmy paycheck.May yourcoffeebe strong andyour Mondaybe short.You say youvalue employees,but my paycheckdeterminedthat was a lie.Today I willbe asuseless asthe "G" inlasagna.Laughter is thebest medicine...Except whentreatingdiarrhea.Work tip:Stand up,stretch, talk awalk. Go to theairport, get on aplane and travel."Be strong,"I whisperedto my WiFisignal.No man goesbefore his time- unless theboss leavesearly.Time is anillusion.Lunchtime isdoubly so.Hard worknever killedanybody, butwhy take achance?The rewardfor goodwork ismore work.I'm adelight ...after mycoffee.Monday is theyardstickagainst whichall that isunpleasant ismeasured.There are daysone shouldreally just sleepthrough. LikeMon thru Fri.My keyboardmust bebroken. I keephitting the esckey but I'm stillat work.Beat the 5o'clockrush andleave workat noon.When indoubt,lookintelligent.I'm an earlybird and nightowl. So I'mwise and Ihave worms.When my bosstold me this is thefifth time I'm late,I smiled andthought to myself,IT'S FRIDAY!Better days arecoming.They are calledSaturday andSunday.I'm so luckypeople can'thear whatI'm thinking.I don't workon Fridays. Imakeappearances.

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If we're a dream team, why don't we get to take naps at work?
  2. You don't have to be crazy to work here - we'll train you!
  3. If you fall, I will be there. - Floor
  4. "I'm going to need you to be strong today." - I whispered to my coffee.
  5. My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, I know, right?!
  6. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  7. I'm here because I didn't win the lottery.
  8. My boss told me to start a presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.
  9. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
  10. You say you value employees, but my paycheck determined that was a lie.
  11. Today I will be as useless as the "G" in lasagna.
  12. Laughter is the best medicine... Except when treating diarrhea.
  13. Work tip: Stand up, stretch, talk a walk. Go to the airport, get on a plane and travel.
  14. "Be strong," I whispered to my WiFi signal.
  15. No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
  16. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.
  17. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
  18. The reward for good work is more work.
  19. I'm a delight ... after my coffee.
  20. Monday is the yardstick against which all that is unpleasant is measured.
  21. There are days one should really just sleep through. Like Mon thru Fri.
  22. My keyboard must be broken. I keep hitting the esc key but I'm still at work.
  23. Beat the 5 o'clock rush and leave work at noon.
  24. When in doubt, look intelligent.
  25. I'm an early bird and night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
  26. When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, IT'S FRIDAY!
  27. Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
  28. I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking.
  29. I don't work on Fridays. I make appearances.