The rewardfor goodwork ismore work.No man goesbefore his time- unless theboss leavesearly.There are daysone shouldreally just sleepthrough. LikeMon thru Fri.When indoubt,lookintelligent.I'm herebecause Ididn't winthe lottery.I'm an earlybird and nightowl. So I'mwise and Ihave worms.I don't workon Fridays. Imakeappearances.Today I willbe asuseless asthe "G" inlasagna.Time is anillusion.Lunchtime isdoubly so.My boss told me tostart apresentation with ajoke.The first slide wasmy paycheck."I'm going toneed you to bestrong today."- I whisperedto my coffee.Better days arecoming.They are calledSaturday andSunday.If at first youdon't succeed,destroy allevidence thatyou tried.You say youvalue employees,but my paycheckdeterminedthat was a lie.Laughter is thebest medicine...Except whentreatingdiarrhea.Hard worknever killedanybody, butwhy take achance?If we're adream team,why don't weget to takenaps at work?I'm so luckypeople can'thear whatI'm thinking.My dentist toldme I needed acrown. I waslike, I know,right?!I'm adelight ...after mycoffee.If you fall,I will bethere.- FloorMonday is theyardstickagainst whichall that isunpleasant ismeasured.When my bosstold me this is thefifth time I'm late,I smiled andthought to myself,IT'S FRIDAY!May yourcoffeebe strong andyour Mondaybe short.Beat the 5o'clockrush andleave workat noon.You don'thave to becrazy to workhere - we'lltrain you!My keyboardmust bebroken. I keephitting the esckey but I'm stillat work."Be strong,"I whisperedto my WiFisignal.Work tip:Stand up,stretch, talk awalk. Go to theairport, get on aplane and travel.The rewardfor goodwork ismore work.No man goesbefore his time- unless theboss leavesearly.There are daysone shouldreally just sleepthrough. LikeMon thru Fri.When indoubt,lookintelligent.I'm herebecause Ididn't winthe lottery.I'm an earlybird and nightowl. So I'mwise and Ihave worms.I don't workon Fridays. Imakeappearances.Today I willbe asuseless asthe "G" inlasagna.Time is anillusion.Lunchtime isdoubly so.My boss told me tostart apresentation with ajoke.The first slide wasmy paycheck."I'm going toneed you to bestrong today."- I whisperedto my coffee.Better days arecoming.They are calledSaturday andSunday.If at first youdon't succeed,destroy allevidence thatyou tried.You say youvalue employees,but my paycheckdeterminedthat was a lie.Laughter is thebest medicine...Except whentreatingdiarrhea.Hard worknever killedanybody, butwhy take achance?If we're adream team,why don't weget to takenaps at work?I'm so luckypeople can'thear whatI'm thinking.My dentist toldme I needed acrown. I waslike, I know,right?!I'm adelight ...after mycoffee.If you fall,I will bethere.- FloorMonday is theyardstickagainst whichall that isunpleasant ismeasured.When my bosstold me this is thefifth time I'm late,I smiled andthought to myself,IT'S FRIDAY!May yourcoffeebe strong andyour Mondaybe short.Beat the 5o'clockrush andleave workat noon.You don'thave to becrazy to workhere - we'lltrain you!My keyboardmust bebroken. I keephitting the esckey but I'm stillat work."Be strong,"I whisperedto my WiFisignal.Work tip:Stand up,stretch, talk awalk. Go to theairport, get on aplane and travel.

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The reward for good work is more work.
  2. No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
  3. There are days one should really just sleep through. Like Mon thru Fri.
  4. When in doubt, look intelligent.
  5. I'm here because I didn't win the lottery.
  6. I'm an early bird and night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
  7. I don't work on Fridays. I make appearances.
  8. Today I will be as useless as the "G" in lasagna.
  9. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.
  10. My boss told me to start a presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.
  11. "I'm going to need you to be strong today." - I whispered to my coffee.
  12. Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
  13. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  14. You say you value employees, but my paycheck determined that was a lie.
  15. Laughter is the best medicine... Except when treating diarrhea.
  16. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
  17. If we're a dream team, why don't we get to take naps at work?
  18. I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking.
  19. My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, I know, right?!
  20. I'm a delight ... after my coffee.
  21. If you fall, I will be there. - Floor
  22. Monday is the yardstick against which all that is unpleasant is measured.
  23. When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, IT'S FRIDAY!
  24. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
  25. Beat the 5 o'clock rush and leave work at noon.
  26. You don't have to be crazy to work here - we'll train you!
  27. My keyboard must be broken. I keep hitting the esc key but I'm still at work.
  28. "Be strong," I whispered to my WiFi signal.
  29. Work tip: Stand up, stretch, talk a walk. Go to the airport, get on a plane and travel.