(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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When in doubt,
look intelligent.
"Be strong,"
I whispered to my WiFi signal.
I'm here because I didn't win the lottery.
"I'm going to need you to be strong today."
- I whispered to my coffee.
I'm a delight ... after my coffee.
My boss told me to start a presentation with a joke.
The first slide was my paycheck.
My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, I know, right?!
If you fall, I will be there.
- Floor
You say you value employees,
but my paycheck determined
that was a lie.
Today I will be as
useless as the "G" in lasagna.
You don't have to be crazy to work here - we'll train you!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
May your coffee
be strong and
your Monday be short.
Work tip:
Stand up, stretch, talk a walk. Go to the airport, get on a plane and travel.
There are days one should really just sleep through. Like Mon thru Fri.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If we're a dream team,
why don't we get to take naps at work?
Better days are coming.
They are called
Saturday and Sunday.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, IT'S FRIDAY!
No man goes before his time
- unless the boss leaves early.
Beat the 5 o'clock
rush and
leave work
at noon.
The reward for good work is more work.
I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking.
I don't work on Fridays. I make appearances.
My keyboard must be broken. I keep hitting the esc key but I'm still at work.
Laughter is the best medicine...
Except when treating diarrhea.
I'm an early bird and night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.
Monday is the yardstick against which all that is unpleasant is measured.
