Laughter is thebest medicine...Except whentreatingdiarrhea.Better days arecoming.They are calledSaturday andSunday.I'm adelight ...after mycoffee."I'm going toneed you to bestrong today."- I whisperedto my coffee.If at first youdon't succeed,destroy allevidence thatyou tried.I'm so luckypeople can'thear whatI'm thinking.Beat the 5o'clockrush andleave workat noon.You say youvalue employees,but my paycheckdeterminedthat was a lie.May yourcoffeebe strong andyour Mondaybe short.If you fall,I will bethere.- FloorTime is anillusion.Lunchtime isdoubly so.When indoubt,lookintelligent.I'm an earlybird and nightowl. So I'mwise and Ihave worms.My boss told me tostart apresentation with ajoke.The first slide wasmy paycheck.There are daysone shouldreally just sleepthrough. LikeMon thru Fri.If we're adream team,why don't weget to takenaps at work?Work tip:Stand up,stretch, talk awalk. Go to theairport, get on aplane and travel.You don'thave to becrazy to workhere - we'lltrain you!Hard worknever killedanybody, butwhy take achance?My dentist toldme I needed acrown. I waslike, I know,right?!Monday is theyardstickagainst whichall that isunpleasant ismeasured.The rewardfor goodwork ismore work.No man goesbefore his time- unless theboss leavesearly.When my bosstold me this is thefifth time I'm late,I smiled andthought to myself,IT'S FRIDAY!I don't workon Fridays. Imakeappearances."Be strong,"I whisperedto my WiFisignal.My keyboardmust bebroken. I keephitting the esckey but I'm stillat work.I'm herebecause Ididn't winthe lottery.Today I willbe asuseless asthe "G" inlasagna.Laughter is thebest medicine...Except whentreatingdiarrhea.Better days arecoming.They are calledSaturday andSunday.I'm adelight ...after mycoffee."I'm going toneed you to bestrong today."- I whisperedto my coffee.If at first youdon't succeed,destroy allevidence thatyou tried.I'm so luckypeople can'thear whatI'm thinking.Beat the 5o'clockrush andleave workat noon.You say youvalue employees,but my paycheckdeterminedthat was a lie.May yourcoffeebe strong andyour Mondaybe short.If you fall,I will bethere.- FloorTime is anillusion.Lunchtime isdoubly so.When indoubt,lookintelligent.I'm an earlybird and nightowl. So I'mwise and Ihave worms.My boss told me tostart apresentation with ajoke.The first slide wasmy paycheck.There are daysone shouldreally just sleepthrough. LikeMon thru Fri.If we're adream team,why don't weget to takenaps at work?Work tip:Stand up,stretch, talk awalk. Go to theairport, get on aplane and travel.You don'thave to becrazy to workhere - we'lltrain you!Hard worknever killedanybody, butwhy take achance?My dentist toldme I needed acrown. I waslike, I know,right?!Monday is theyardstickagainst whichall that isunpleasant ismeasured.The rewardfor goodwork ismore work.No man goesbefore his time- unless theboss leavesearly.When my bosstold me this is thefifth time I'm late,I smiled andthought to myself,IT'S FRIDAY!I don't workon Fridays. Imakeappearances."Be strong,"I whisperedto my WiFisignal.My keyboardmust bebroken. I keephitting the esckey but I'm stillat work.I'm herebecause Ididn't winthe lottery.Today I willbe asuseless asthe "G" inlasagna.

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Laughter is the best medicine... Except when treating diarrhea.
  2. Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
  3. I'm a delight ... after my coffee.
  4. "I'm going to need you to be strong today." - I whispered to my coffee.
  5. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  6. I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking.
  7. Beat the 5 o'clock rush and leave work at noon.
  8. You say you value employees, but my paycheck determined that was a lie.
  9. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
  10. If you fall, I will be there. - Floor
  11. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.
  12. When in doubt, look intelligent.
  13. I'm an early bird and night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
  14. My boss told me to start a presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.
  15. There are days one should really just sleep through. Like Mon thru Fri.
  16. If we're a dream team, why don't we get to take naps at work?
  17. Work tip: Stand up, stretch, talk a walk. Go to the airport, get on a plane and travel.
  18. You don't have to be crazy to work here - we'll train you!
  19. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
  20. My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, I know, right?!
  21. Monday is the yardstick against which all that is unpleasant is measured.
  22. The reward for good work is more work.
  23. No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
  24. When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, IT'S FRIDAY!
  25. I don't work on Fridays. I make appearances.
  26. "Be strong," I whispered to my WiFi signal.
  27. My keyboard must be broken. I keep hitting the esc key but I'm still at work.
  28. I'm here because I didn't win the lottery.
  29. Today I will be as useless as the "G" in lasagna.