I'm so luckypeople can'thear whatI'm thinking.I'm herebecause Ididn't winthe lottery.Laughter is thebest medicine...Except whentreatingdiarrhea.Work tip:Stand up,stretch, talk awalk. Go to theairport, get on aplane and travel.My dentist toldme I needed acrown. I waslike, I know,right?!My boss told me tostart apresentation with ajoke.The first slide wasmy paycheck.May yourcoffeebe strong andyour Mondaybe short."Be strong,"I whisperedto my WiFisignal."I'm going toneed you to bestrong today."- I whisperedto my coffee.Time is anillusion.Lunchtime isdoubly so.If you fall,I will bethere.- FloorMonday is theyardstickagainst whichall that isunpleasant ismeasured.My keyboardmust bebroken. I keephitting the esckey but I'm stillat work.There are daysone shouldreally just sleepthrough. LikeMon thru Fri.You don'thave to becrazy to workhere - we'lltrain you!No man goesbefore his time- unless theboss leavesearly.I'm an earlybird and nightowl. So I'mwise and Ihave worms.Beat the 5o'clockrush andleave workat noon.Better days arecoming.They are calledSaturday andSunday.I'm adelight ...after mycoffee.The rewardfor goodwork ismore work.When indoubt,lookintelligent.Hard worknever killedanybody, butwhy take achance?If we're adream team,why don't weget to takenaps at work?When my bosstold me this is thefifth time I'm late,I smiled andthought to myself,IT'S FRIDAY!You say youvalue employees,but my paycheckdeterminedthat was a lie.I don't workon Fridays. Imakeappearances.If at first youdon't succeed,destroy allevidence thatyou tried.Today I willbe asuseless asthe "G" inlasagna.I'm so luckypeople can'thear whatI'm thinking.I'm herebecause Ididn't winthe lottery.Laughter is thebest medicine...Except whentreatingdiarrhea.Work tip:Stand up,stretch, talk awalk. Go to theairport, get on aplane and travel.My dentist toldme I needed acrown. I waslike, I know,right?!My boss told me tostart apresentation with ajoke.The first slide wasmy paycheck.May yourcoffeebe strong andyour Mondaybe short."Be strong,"I whisperedto my WiFisignal."I'm going toneed you to bestrong today."- I whisperedto my coffee.Time is anillusion.Lunchtime isdoubly so.If you fall,I will bethere.- FloorMonday is theyardstickagainst whichall that isunpleasant ismeasured.My keyboardmust bebroken. I keephitting the esckey but I'm stillat work.There are daysone shouldreally just sleepthrough. LikeMon thru Fri.You don'thave to becrazy to workhere - we'lltrain you!No man goesbefore his time- unless theboss leavesearly.I'm an earlybird and nightowl. So I'mwise and Ihave worms.Beat the 5o'clockrush andleave workat noon.Better days arecoming.They are calledSaturday andSunday.I'm adelight ...after mycoffee.The rewardfor goodwork ismore work.When indoubt,lookintelligent.Hard worknever killedanybody, butwhy take achance?If we're adream team,why don't weget to takenaps at work?When my bosstold me this is thefifth time I'm late,I smiled andthought to myself,IT'S FRIDAY!You say youvalue employees,but my paycheckdeterminedthat was a lie.I don't workon Fridays. Imakeappearances.If at first youdon't succeed,destroy allevidence thatyou tried.Today I willbe asuseless asthe "G" inlasagna.

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm so lucky people can't hear what I'm thinking.
  2. I'm here because I didn't win the lottery.
  3. Laughter is the best medicine... Except when treating diarrhea.
  4. Work tip: Stand up, stretch, talk a walk. Go to the airport, get on a plane and travel.
  5. My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, I know, right?!
  6. My boss told me to start a presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.
  7. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
  8. "Be strong," I whispered to my WiFi signal.
  9. "I'm going to need you to be strong today." - I whispered to my coffee.
  10. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.
  11. If you fall, I will be there. - Floor
  12. Monday is the yardstick against which all that is unpleasant is measured.
  13. My keyboard must be broken. I keep hitting the esc key but I'm still at work.
  14. There are days one should really just sleep through. Like Mon thru Fri.
  15. You don't have to be crazy to work here - we'll train you!
  16. No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
  17. I'm an early bird and night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.
  18. Beat the 5 o'clock rush and leave work at noon.
  19. Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
  20. I'm a delight ... after my coffee.
  21. The reward for good work is more work.
  22. When in doubt, look intelligent.
  23. Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
  24. If we're a dream team, why don't we get to take naps at work?
  25. When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, IT'S FRIDAY!
  26. You say you value employees, but my paycheck determined that was a lie.
  27. I don't work on Fridays. I make appearances.
  28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  29. Today I will be as useless as the "G" in lasagna.