Uses yourautism togaslightyou"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople.""You'retoo oldfor that."Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsion"That'snotcute."Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestThinksstimmingis thedevilLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Calls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Disapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Gets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Expects self-awarenessto happenovernightUses yourautism togaslightyou"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople.""You'retoo oldfor that."Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsion"That'snotcute."Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestThinksstimmingis thedevilLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Calls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Disapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Gets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Expects self-awarenessto happenovernight

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  2. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  3. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  4. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  5. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  6. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  7. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  8. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  9. "You're too old for that."
  10. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  11. "That's not cute."
  12. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  13. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  14. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  15. Thinks stimming is the devil
  16. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  17. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  18. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  19. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  20. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  21. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  22. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  23. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  24. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight