Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Rolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosed"You'retoo oldfor that."Uses yourautism togaslightyouThinksstimmingis thedevilGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallife"That'snotcute."Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsLamentsyourinability to"be normal""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Rolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosed"You'retoo oldfor that."Uses yourautism togaslightyouThinksstimmingis thedevilGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallife"That'snotcute."Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsLamentsyourinability to"be normal""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  2. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  3. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  4. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  5. "You're too old for that."
  6. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  7. Thinks stimming is the devil
  8. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  9. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  10. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  11. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  12. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  13. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  14. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  15. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  16. "That's not cute."
  17. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  18. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  19. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  20. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  21. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  22. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  23. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  24. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."