Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersUses yourautism togaslightyouRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviors"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticExpects self-awarenessto happenovernight"You'retoo oldfor that."Calls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youThinksstimmingis thedevilRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interest"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouths"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Disapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallife"That'snotcute."Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersUses yourautism togaslightyouRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviors"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticExpects self-awarenessto happenovernight"You'retoo oldfor that."Calls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youThinksstimmingis thedevilRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interest"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouths"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Disapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallife"That'snotcute."Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismLamentsyourinability to"be normal"

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  2. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  3. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  4. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  5. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  6. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  7. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  8. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  9. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  10. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  11. "You're too old for that."
  12. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  13. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  14. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  15. Thinks stimming is the devil
  16. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  17. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  18. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  19. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  20. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  21. "That's not cute."
  22. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  23. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  24. Laments your inability to "be normal"