Uses yourautism togaslightyouRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestThinksstimmingis thedevil"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedMakes funof you fornot havingany friends"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"You'retoo oldfor that."Calls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviors"That'snotcute."Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Wants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Uses yourautism togaslightyouRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestThinksstimmingis thedevil"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedMakes funof you fornot havingany friends"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"You'retoo oldfor that."Calls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviors"That'snotcute."Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Wants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  2. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  3. Thinks stimming is the devil
  4. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  5. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  6. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  7. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  8. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  9. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  10. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  11. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  12. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  13. "You're too old for that."
  14. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  15. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  16. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  17. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  18. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  19. "That's not cute."
  20. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  21. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  22. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  23. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  24. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"