Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy""You'retoo oldfor that.""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople.""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Refer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeThinksstimmingis thedevilCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders"That'snotcute."Lamentsyourinability to"be normal"Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestUses yourautism togaslightyouBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Thinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy""You'retoo oldfor that.""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople.""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Refer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeThinksstimmingis thedevilCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders"That'snotcute."Lamentsyourinability to"be normal"Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestUses yourautism togaslightyouBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Thinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  2. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  3. "You're too old for that."
  4. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  5. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  6. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  7. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  8. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  9. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  10. Thinks stimming is the devil
  11. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  12. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  13. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  14. "That's not cute."
  15. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  16. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  17. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  18. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  19. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  20. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  21. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  22. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  23. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  24. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic