Gets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol you"You'retoo oldfor that."Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interest"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople.""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Thinksstimmingis thedevilBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosed"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Uses yourautism togaslightyouExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouths"That'snotcute."Thinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Gets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol you"You'retoo oldfor that."Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interest"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople.""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Thinksstimmingis thedevilBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosed"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Uses yourautism togaslightyouExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouths"That'snotcute."Thinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  2. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  3. "You're too old for that."
  4. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  5. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  6. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  7. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  8. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  9. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  10. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  11. Thinks stimming is the devil
  12. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  13. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  14. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  15. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  16. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  17. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  18. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  19. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  20. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  21. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  22. "That's not cute."
  23. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  24. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"