"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Shamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic"That'snotcute."Uses yourautism togaslightyou"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed.""You'retoo oldfor that."Expects self-awarenessto happenovernightMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youThinksstimmingis thedevilWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosed"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Shamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic"That'snotcute."Uses yourautism togaslightyou"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed.""You'retoo oldfor that."Expects self-awarenessto happenovernightMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youThinksstimmingis thedevilWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosed

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  2. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  3. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  4. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  5. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  6. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  7. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  8. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  9. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  10. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  11. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  12. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  13. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  14. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  15. "That's not cute."
  16. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  17. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  18. "You're too old for that."
  19. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  20. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  21. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  22. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  23. Thinks stimming is the devil
  24. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed