Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsion"You'retoo oldfor that."Rolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interest"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Shamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsThinksstimmingis thedevil"That'snotcute."Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed.""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Uses yourautism togaslightyouTells youto get overyour touchrepulsion"You'retoo oldfor that."Rolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interest"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Shamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsThinksstimmingis thedevil"That'snotcute."Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed.""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Uses yourautism togaslightyou

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  2. "You're too old for that."
  3. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  4. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  5. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  6. Thinks stimming is the devil
  7. "That's not cute."
  8. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  9. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  10. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  11. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  12. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  13. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  14. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  15. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  16. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  17. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  18. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  19. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  20. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  21. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  22. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  23. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  24. Uses your autism to gaslight you