Thinksstimmingis thedevilCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"That'snotcute."Rolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interest"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)""You'retoo oldfor that."Gets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticUses yourautism togaslightyouExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightLamentsyourinability to"be normal""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Refer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of time"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionThinksstimmingis thedevilCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"That'snotcute."Rolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interest"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)""You'retoo oldfor that."Gets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticUses yourautism togaslightyouExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightLamentsyourinability to"be normal""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Refer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of time"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesTells youto get overyour touchrepulsion

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thinks stimming is the devil
  2. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  3. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  4. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  5. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  6. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  7. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  8. "That's not cute."
  9. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  10. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  11. "You're too old for that."
  12. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  13. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  14. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  15. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  16. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  17. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  18. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  19. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  20. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  21. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  22. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  23. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  24. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion