Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouths"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Calls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Lamentsyourinability to"be normal"Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol you"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Uses yourautism togaslightyou"That'snotcute."Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionThinksstimmingis thedevil"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)""You'retoo oldfor that."Expects self-awarenessto happenovernightThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouths"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Calls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Lamentsyourinability to"be normal"Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol you"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Uses yourautism togaslightyou"That'snotcute."Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionThinksstimmingis thedevil"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)""You'retoo oldfor that."Expects self-awarenessto happenovernightThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  2. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  3. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  4. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  5. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  6. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  7. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  8. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  9. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  10. "That's not cute."
  11. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  12. Thinks stimming is the devil
  13. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  14. "You're too old for that."
  15. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  16. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  17. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  18. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  19. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  20. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  21. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  22. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  23. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  24. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders