"That'snotcute."Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders"You'retoo oldfor that."Lamentsyourinability to"be normal""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestUses yourautism togaslightyouCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviors"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Expects self-awarenessto happenovernightThinksstimmingis thedevil"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Disapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic"That'snotcute."Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders"You'retoo oldfor that."Lamentsyourinability to"be normal""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestUses yourautism togaslightyouCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviors"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Expects self-awarenessto happenovernightThinksstimmingis thedevil"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Disapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "That's not cute."
  2. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  3. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  4. "You're too old for that."
  5. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  6. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  7. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  8. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  9. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  10. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  11. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  12. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  13. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  14. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  15. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  16. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  17. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  18. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  19. Thinks stimming is the devil
  20. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  21. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  22. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  23. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  24. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic