Yells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noises"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Uses yourautism togaslightyouLamentsyourinability to"be normal""You'retoo oldfor that."Wants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosed"That'snotcute."Expects self-awarenessto happenovernightDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestThinksstimmingis thedevilRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Makes funof you fornot havingany friends"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noises"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Uses yourautism togaslightyouLamentsyourinability to"be normal""You'retoo oldfor that."Wants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosed"That'snotcute."Expects self-awarenessto happenovernightDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestThinksstimmingis thedevilRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Makes funof you fornot havingany friends"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Tells youto get overyour touchrepulsionCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of time

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  2. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  3. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  4. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  5. "You're too old for that."
  6. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  7. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  8. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  9. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  10. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  11. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  12. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  13. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  14. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  15. "That's not cute."
  16. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  17. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  18. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  19. Thinks stimming is the devil
  20. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  21. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  22. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  23. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  24. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time