Thinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticUses yourautism togaslightyouCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noises"That'snotcute.""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Calls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy""You'retoo oldfor that."Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Wants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionThinksstimmingis thedevilThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticUses yourautism togaslightyouCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noises"That'snotcute.""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Calls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy""You'retoo oldfor that."Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Wants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionThinksstimmingis thedevil

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  2. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  3. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  4. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  5. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  6. "That's not cute."
  7. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  8. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  9. "You're too old for that."
  10. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  11. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  12. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  13. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  14. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  15. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  16. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  17. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  18. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  19. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  20. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  21. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  22. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  23. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  24. Thinks stimming is the devil