Uses yourautism togaslightyouWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionThinksstimmingis thedevil"You'retoo oldfor that."Wants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Thinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of time"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Rolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Lamentsyourinability to"be normal""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed.""That'snotcute."Shamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismUses yourautism togaslightyouWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionThinksstimmingis thedevil"You'retoo oldfor that."Wants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youMakes funof you fornot havingany friendsCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Thinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of time"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Rolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Lamentsyourinability to"be normal""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed.""That'snotcute."Shamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  2. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  3. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  4. Thinks stimming is the devil
  5. "You're too old for that."
  6. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  7. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  8. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  9. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  10. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  11. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  12. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  13. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  14. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  15. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  16. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  17. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  18. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  19. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  20. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  21. "That's not cute."
  22. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  23. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  24. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism