Thinksstimmingis thedevilWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Shamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouths"That'snotcute.""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Thinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Wants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol you"You'retoo oldfor that."Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightUses yourautism togaslightyouCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Gets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of timeThinksstimmingis thedevilWonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedLamentsyourinability to"be normal"Shamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autism"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouths"That'snotcute.""Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Thinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autisticRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Wants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol you"You'retoo oldfor that."Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightUses yourautism togaslightyouCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Gets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesCalls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of time

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thinks stimming is the devil
  2. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  3. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  4. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  5. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  6. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  7. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  8. "That's not cute."
  9. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  10. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  11. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  12. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  13. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  14. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  15. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  16. "You're too old for that."
  17. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  18. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  19. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  20. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  21. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  22. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  23. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  24. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time