Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of time"That'snotcute."Rolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestUses yourautism togaslightyouWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders"You'retoo oldfor that."Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsMakes funof you fornot havingany friends"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Refer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Thinksstimmingis thedevilYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noises"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Lamentsyourinability to"be normal"Blameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of time"That'snotcute."Rolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestUses yourautism togaslightyouWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblunders"You'retoo oldfor that."Can't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsMakes funof you fornot havingany friends"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeShamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic"Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Refer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Thinksstimmingis thedevilYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noises"I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Lamentsyourinability to"be normal"

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  2. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  3. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  4. "That's not cute."
  5. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  6. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  7. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  8. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  9. "You're too old for that."
  10. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  11. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  12. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  13. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  14. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  15. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  16. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  17. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  18. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic
  19. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  20. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  21. Thinks stimming is the devil
  22. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  23. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  24. Laments your inability to "be normal"