"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesLamentsyourinability to"be normal""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youUses yourautism togaslightyouRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of time"You'retoo oldfor that.""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Thinksstimmingis thedevilTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy""That'snotcute."Shamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic"Your mentaldisorder isn'tan excuse,sweetie :)"Makes funof you fornot havingany friendsRolls theireyes when youstart talkingabout yourspecial interestYells at youeven thoughyou'resensitive toloud noisesLamentsyourinability to"be normal""Stopdoing that.You lookr****ed."Wonders why youdon't magicallybecome super NTpassing the dayafter you'rediagnosedGets mad atyou for evenminisculesocialblundersWants you to"grow up" -except whenthey want tocontrol youUses yourautism togaslightyouRefer to autismspectrum disorderas everythingexcept "autismspectrumdisorder"Calls yournon-academicspecialinterest(s) awaste of time"You'retoo oldfor that.""I'm notableist, Idon't hatedisabledpeople."Thinksstimmingis thedevilTells youto get overyour touchrepulsionDisapproves ofyou makingInternet friendswhen you can'tsocialize in reallifeExpects self-awarenessto happenovernightCan't keepableist slursout of theirmouthsBlameseverythingthey dislikeabout you onyour autismCalls youracademicspecialinterests "toonerdy""That'snotcute."Shamesyou for yourodd socialbehaviorsThinks youcan't be transbecauseyou're autistic

Allistic Parent Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Your mental disorder isn't an excuse, sweetie :)"
  2. Makes fun of you for not having any friends
  3. Rolls their eyes when you start talking about your special interest
  4. Yells at you even though you're sensitive to loud noises
  5. Laments your inability to "be normal"
  6. "Stop doing that. You look r****ed."
  7. Wonders why you don't magically become super NT passing the day after you're diagnosed
  8. Gets mad at you for even miniscule social blunders
  9. Wants you to "grow up" - except when they want to control you
  10. Uses your autism to gaslight you
  11. Refer to autism spectrum disorder as everything except "autism spectrum disorder"
  12. Calls your non-academic special interest(s) a waste of time
  13. "You're too old for that."
  14. "I'm not ableist, I don't hate disabled people."
  15. Thinks stimming is the devil
  16. Tells you to get over your touch repulsion
  17. Disapproves of you making Internet friends when you can't socialize in real life
  18. Expects self-awareness to happen overnight
  19. Can't keep ableist slurs out of their mouths
  20. Blames everything they dislike about you on your autism
  21. Calls your academic special interests "too nerdy"
  22. "That's not cute."
  23. Shames you for your odd social behaviors
  24. Thinks you can't be trans because you're autistic