"They should reach out to helpdesk" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Somebody must have changed my code." "There's no way that's the problem" "There is something funky in your data." "My tests passed locally..." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "I can't test everything!" "Must be a network issue." "It must be a server problem." "It works on my machine." "It's never done that before." "That's weird..." "How is that possible?" "I haven't touched that code in weeks!" "The user must have done something wrong" Committed directly to main "You must have the wrong version." "It worked yesterday." "You can't use that version on your system." "Have you tried restarting?" Written code that took down production "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "They should reach out to helpdesk" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "Somebody must have changed my code." "There's no way that's the problem" "There is something funky in your data." "My tests passed locally..." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a database issue." "I can't test everything!" "Must be a network issue." "It must be a server problem." "It works on my machine." "It's never done that before." "That's weird..." "How is that possible?" "I haven't touched that code in weeks!" "The user must have done something wrong" Committed directly to main "You must have the wrong version." "It worked yesterday." "You can't use that version on your system." "Have you tried restarting?" Written code that took down production "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
(Print)
"They should reach out to helpdesk"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"There's no way that's the problem"
"There is something funky in your data."
"My tests passed locally..."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"Must be a database issue."
"I can't test everything!"
"Must be a network issue."
"It must be a server problem."
"It works on my machine."
"It's never done that before."
"That's weird..."
"How is that possible?"
"I haven't touched that code in weeks!"
"The user must have done something wrong"
Committed directly to main
"You must have the wrong version."
"It worked yesterday."
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Have you tried restarting?"
Written code that took down production
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
