"There's no way that's the problem" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." Committed directly to main "You must have the wrong version." "It's never done that before." "I can't test everything!" "They should reach out to helpdesk" "You can't use that version on your system." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "Somebody must have changed my code." "Have you tried restarting?" "The user must have done something wrong" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "That's weird..." "I haven't touched that code in weeks!" "Must be a database issue." "Must be a network issue." "It must be a server problem." Written code that took down production "There is something funky in your data." "It worked yesterday." "It works on my machine." "How is that possible?" "My tests passed locally..." "There's no way that's the problem" "It works, but it hasn't been tested." Committed directly to main "You must have the wrong version." "It's never done that before." "I can't test everything!" "They should reach out to helpdesk" "You can't use that version on your system." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "Somebody must have changed my code." "Have you tried restarting?" "The user must have done something wrong" "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "That's weird..." "I haven't touched that code in weeks!" "Must be a database issue." "Must be a network issue." "It must be a server problem." Written code that took down production "There is something funky in your data." "It worked yesterday." "It works on my machine." "How is that possible?" "My tests passed locally..."
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"There's no way that's the problem"
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
Committed directly to main
"You must have the wrong version."
"It's never done that before."
"I can't test everything!"
"They should reach out to helpdesk"
"You can't use that version on your system."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"Have you tried restarting?"
"The user must have done something wrong"
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"That's weird..."
"I haven't touched that code in weeks!"
"Must be a database issue."
"Must be a network issue."
"It must be a server problem."
Written code that took down production
"There is something funky in your data."
"It worked yesterday."
"It works on my machine."
"How is that possible?"
"My tests passed locally..."
