"I haven't touched that code in weeks!" "It works on my machine." "My tests passed locally..." "I can't test everything!" "Must be a database issue." "There's no way that's the problem" "It's never done that before." "Have you tried restarting?" "You must have the wrong version." "Somebody must have changed my code." "How is that possible?" "It must be a server problem." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It worked yesterday." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a network issue." Committed directly to main "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "That's weird..." "There is something funky in your data." "The user must have done something wrong" Written code that took down production "You can't use that version on your system." "They should reach out to helpdesk" "I haven't touched that code in weeks!" "It works on my machine." "My tests passed locally..." "I can't test everything!" "Must be a database issue." "There's no way that's the problem" "It's never done that before." "Have you tried restarting?" "You must have the wrong version." "Somebody must have changed my code." "How is that possible?" "It must be a server problem." "Even though it doesn't work, how does it look? "It worked yesterday." "It works, but it hasn't been tested." "Must be a network issue." Committed directly to main "It's just some unlucky coincidence." "That's weird..." "There is something funky in your data." "The user must have done something wrong" Written code that took down production "You can't use that version on your system." "They should reach out to helpdesk"
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"I haven't touched that code in weeks!"
"It works on my machine."
"My tests passed locally..."
"I can't test everything!"
"Must be a database issue."
"There's no way that's the problem"
"It's never done that before."
"Have you tried restarting?"
"You must have the wrong version."
"Somebody must have changed my code."
"How is that possible?"
"It must be a server problem."
"Even though it doesn't work, how does it look?
"It worked yesterday."
"It works, but it hasn't been tested."
"Must be a network issue."
Committed directly to main
"It's just some unlucky coincidence."
"That's weird..."
"There is something funky in your data."
"The user must have done something wrong"
Written code that took down production
"You can't use that version on your system."
"They should reach out to helpdesk"
