Real Antichristturns out to beyour next doorneighbor, JeffDonald Trumpaccidentally listshis pronouns onprofile, loses70% of his voterbaseTheobros argueabout whichbeard shape bestaligns with TheWestminsterCatechismJohn MacArthurdeclares himself'Grand Poobahof Science', cites3 Bible verses insupportIn Australia,kangaroos realizethey have thenumbers andtherefore, thepower, take overthe countryStatue ofLiberty has 'hadenough of yourbullshit', walksoff the jobHistorians uncoverletter where Luthertalks of his'deconstruction',evangelical worldthrown into turmoilBrown bearsaves womanfrom man toostupid tounderstand that'no' means noOwen Strachanmakes tepidpost aboutwomen,declared to beAntichristRapture happens,but premillenialistshave misread oneword ofI Thessaloniansand can't goJesus returnson a daycompletelyunassociatedwith solareclipse activity40 days and nightsof rain fall inKentucky;ironically, onlythose visiting ArkEncounter survivethe ensuing floodThousands ofpsychologistsre-evaluate theirlife choices nowthat professioninvalidAveragetemperaturesrise 50 degreesin two weeks,declared 'just anatural cycle'Democrats finallyget through to JoeBiden; he stepsaside in favor ofTom Brady,because 'that guyjust wins'Real Antichristturns out to beyour neighborFredBeth Mooreposts about herdog, 70% ofSBC men cry,'Blasphemy!'Real Antichristturns out to beyour next doorneighbor, JeffDonald Trumpaccidentally listshis pronouns onprofile, loses70% of his voterbaseTheobros argueabout whichbeard shape bestaligns with TheWestminsterCatechismJohn MacArthurdeclares himself'Grand Poobahof Science', cites3 Bible verses insupportIn Australia,kangaroos realizethey have thenumbers andtherefore, thepower, take overthe countryStatue ofLiberty has 'hadenough of yourbullshit', walksoff the jobHistorians uncoverletter where Luthertalks of his'deconstruction',evangelical worldthrown into turmoilBrown bearsaves womanfrom man toostupid tounderstand that'no' means noOwen Strachanmakes tepidpost aboutwomen,declared to beAntichristRapture happens,but premillenialistshave misread oneword ofI Thessaloniansand can't goJesus returnson a daycompletelyunassociatedwith solareclipse activity40 days and nightsof rain fall inKentucky;ironically, onlythose visiting ArkEncounter survivethe ensuing floodThousands ofpsychologistsre-evaluate theirlife choices nowthat professioninvalidAveragetemperaturesrise 50 degreesin two weeks,declared 'just anatural cycle'Democrats finallyget through to JoeBiden; he stepsaside in favor ofTom Brady,because 'that guyjust wins'Real Antichristturns out to beyour neighborFredBeth Mooreposts about herdog, 70% ofSBC men cry,'Blasphemy!'

Your May Bingo Card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Real Antichrist turns out to be your next door neighbor, Jeff
  2. Donald Trump accidentally lists his pronouns on profile, loses 70% of his voter base
  3. Theobros argue about which beard shape best aligns with The Westminster Catechism
  4. John MacArthur declares himself 'Grand Poobah of Science', cites 3 Bible verses in support
  5. In Australia, kangaroos realize they have the numbers and therefore, the power, take over the country
  6. Statue of Liberty has 'had enough of your bullshit', walks off the job
  7. Historians uncover letter where Luther talks of his 'deconstruction', evangelical world thrown into turmoil
  8. Brown bear saves woman from man too stupid to understand that 'no' means no
  9. Owen Strachan makes tepid post about women, declared to be Antichrist
  10. Rapture happens, but premillenialists have misread one word of I Thessalonians and can't go
  11. Jesus returns on a day completely unassociated with solar eclipse activity
  12. 40 days and nights of rain fall in Kentucky; ironically, only those visiting Ark Encounter survive the ensuing flood
  13. Thousands of psychologists re-evaluate their life choices now that profession invalid
  14. Average temperatures rise 50 degrees in two weeks, declared 'just a natural cycle'
  15. Democrats finally get through to Joe Biden; he steps aside in favor of Tom Brady, because 'that guy just wins'
  16. Real Antichrist turns out to be your neighbor Fred
  17. Beth Moore posts about her dog, 70% of SBC men cry, 'Blasphemy!'