Democrats finallyget through to JoeBiden; he stepsaside in favor ofTom Brady,because 'that guyjust wins'Jesus returnson a daycompletelyunassociatedwith solareclipse activityReal Antichristturns out to beyour neighborFredStatue ofLiberty has 'hadenough of yourbullshit', walksoff the jobJohn MacArthurdeclares himself'Grand Poobahof Science', cites3 Bible verses insupportDonald Trumpaccidentally listshis pronouns onprofile, loses70% of his voterbase40 days and nightsof rain fall inKentucky;ironically, onlythose visiting ArkEncounter survivethe ensuing floodThousands ofpsychologistsre-evaluate theirlife choices nowthat professioninvalidBeth Mooreposts about herdog, 70% ofSBC men cry,'Blasphemy!'In Australia,kangaroos realizethey have thenumbers andtherefore, thepower, take overthe countryReal Antichristturns out to beyour next doorneighbor, JeffTheobros argueabout whichbeard shape bestaligns with TheWestminsterCatechismOwen Strachanmakes tepidpost aboutwomen,declared to beAntichristRapture happens,but premillenialistshave misread oneword ofI Thessaloniansand can't goAveragetemperaturesrise 50 degreesin two weeks,declared 'just anatural cycle'Brown bearsaves womanfrom man toostupid tounderstand that'no' means noHistorians uncoverletter where Luthertalks of his'deconstruction',evangelical worldthrown into turmoilDemocrats finallyget through to JoeBiden; he stepsaside in favor ofTom Brady,because 'that guyjust wins'Jesus returnson a daycompletelyunassociatedwith solareclipse activityReal Antichristturns out to beyour neighborFredStatue ofLiberty has 'hadenough of yourbullshit', walksoff the jobJohn MacArthurdeclares himself'Grand Poobahof Science', cites3 Bible verses insupportDonald Trumpaccidentally listshis pronouns onprofile, loses70% of his voterbase40 days and nightsof rain fall inKentucky;ironically, onlythose visiting ArkEncounter survivethe ensuing floodThousands ofpsychologistsre-evaluate theirlife choices nowthat professioninvalidBeth Mooreposts about herdog, 70% ofSBC men cry,'Blasphemy!'In Australia,kangaroos realizethey have thenumbers andtherefore, thepower, take overthe countryReal Antichristturns out to beyour next doorneighbor, JeffTheobros argueabout whichbeard shape bestaligns with TheWestminsterCatechismOwen Strachanmakes tepidpost aboutwomen,declared to beAntichristRapture happens,but premillenialistshave misread oneword ofI Thessaloniansand can't goAveragetemperaturesrise 50 degreesin two weeks,declared 'just anatural cycle'Brown bearsaves womanfrom man toostupid tounderstand that'no' means noHistorians uncoverletter where Luthertalks of his'deconstruction',evangelical worldthrown into turmoil

Your May Bingo Card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Democrats finally get through to Joe Biden; he steps aside in favor of Tom Brady, because 'that guy just wins'
  2. Jesus returns on a day completely unassociated with solar eclipse activity
  3. Real Antichrist turns out to be your neighbor Fred
  4. Statue of Liberty has 'had enough of your bullshit', walks off the job
  5. John MacArthur declares himself 'Grand Poobah of Science', cites 3 Bible verses in support
  6. Donald Trump accidentally lists his pronouns on profile, loses 70% of his voter base
  7. 40 days and nights of rain fall in Kentucky; ironically, only those visiting Ark Encounter survive the ensuing flood
  8. Thousands of psychologists re-evaluate their life choices now that profession invalid
  9. Beth Moore posts about her dog, 70% of SBC men cry, 'Blasphemy!'
  10. In Australia, kangaroos realize they have the numbers and therefore, the power, take over the country
  11. Real Antichrist turns out to be your next door neighbor, Jeff
  12. Theobros argue about which beard shape best aligns with The Westminster Catechism
  13. Owen Strachan makes tepid post about women, declared to be Antichrist
  14. Rapture happens, but premillenialists have misread one word of I Thessalonians and can't go
  15. Average temperatures rise 50 degrees in two weeks, declared 'just a natural cycle'
  16. Brown bear saves woman from man too stupid to understand that 'no' means no
  17. Historians uncover letter where Luther talks of his 'deconstruction', evangelical world thrown into turmoil