(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Democrats finally get through to Joe Biden; he steps aside in favor of Tom Brady, because 'that guy just wins'
In Australia, kangaroos realize they have the numbers and therefore, the power, take over the country
Statue of Liberty has 'had enough of your bullshit', walks off the job
40 days and nights of rain fall in Kentucky; ironically, only those visiting Ark Encounter survive the ensuing flood
Brown bear saves woman from man too stupid to understand that 'no' means no
Owen Strachan makes tepid post about women, declared to be Antichrist
Real Antichrist turns out to be your neighbor Fred
Theobros argue about which beard shape best aligns with The Westminster Catechism
Real Antichrist turns out to be your next door neighbor, Jeff
Historians uncover letter where Luther talks of his 'deconstruction', evangelical world thrown into turmoil
John MacArthur declares himself 'Grand Poobah of Science', cites 3 Bible verses in support
Thousands of psychologists re-evaluate their life choices now that profession invalid
Beth Moore posts about her dog, 70% of SBC men cry, 'Blasphemy!'
Jesus returns on a day completely unassociated with solar eclipse activity
Average temperatures rise 50 degrees in two weeks, declared 'just a natural cycle'
Donald Trump accidentally lists his pronouns on profile, loses 70% of his voter base
Rapture happens, but premillenialists have misread one word of
I Thessalonians
and can't go
