In Australia,kangaroos realizethey have thenumbers andtherefore, thepower, take overthe countryTheobros argueabout whichbeard shape bestaligns with TheWestminsterCatechismHistorians uncoverletter where Luthertalks of his'deconstruction',evangelical worldthrown into turmoilBrown bearsaves womanfrom man toostupid tounderstand that'no' means noJesus returnson a daycompletelyunassociatedwith solareclipse activityJohn MacArthurdeclares himself'Grand Poobahof Science', cites3 Bible verses insupportDemocrats finallyget through to JoeBiden; he stepsaside in favor ofTom Brady,because 'that guyjust wins'Rapture happens,but premillenialistshave misread oneword ofI Thessaloniansand can't goOwen Strachanmakes tepidpost aboutwomen,declared to beAntichristThousands ofpsychologistsre-evaluate theirlife choices nowthat professioninvalidStatue ofLiberty has 'hadenough of yourbullshit', walksoff the jobDonald Trumpaccidentally listshis pronouns onprofile, loses70% of his voterbaseReal Antichristturns out to beyour next doorneighbor, Jeff40 days and nightsof rain fall inKentucky;ironically, onlythose visiting ArkEncounter survivethe ensuing floodBeth Mooreposts about herdog, 70% ofSBC men cry,'Blasphemy!'Real Antichristturns out to beyour neighborFredAveragetemperaturesrise 50 degreesin two weeks,declared 'just anatural cycle'In Australia,kangaroos realizethey have thenumbers andtherefore, thepower, take overthe countryTheobros argueabout whichbeard shape bestaligns with TheWestminsterCatechismHistorians uncoverletter where Luthertalks of his'deconstruction',evangelical worldthrown into turmoilBrown bearsaves womanfrom man toostupid tounderstand that'no' means noJesus returnson a daycompletelyunassociatedwith solareclipse activityJohn MacArthurdeclares himself'Grand Poobahof Science', cites3 Bible verses insupportDemocrats finallyget through to JoeBiden; he stepsaside in favor ofTom Brady,because 'that guyjust wins'Rapture happens,but premillenialistshave misread oneword ofI Thessaloniansand can't goOwen Strachanmakes tepidpost aboutwomen,declared to beAntichristThousands ofpsychologistsre-evaluate theirlife choices nowthat professioninvalidStatue ofLiberty has 'hadenough of yourbullshit', walksoff the jobDonald Trumpaccidentally listshis pronouns onprofile, loses70% of his voterbaseReal Antichristturns out to beyour next doorneighbor, Jeff40 days and nightsof rain fall inKentucky;ironically, onlythose visiting ArkEncounter survivethe ensuing floodBeth Mooreposts about herdog, 70% ofSBC men cry,'Blasphemy!'Real Antichristturns out to beyour neighborFredAveragetemperaturesrise 50 degreesin two weeks,declared 'just anatural cycle'

Your May Bingo Card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. In Australia, kangaroos realize they have the numbers and therefore, the power, take over the country
  2. Theobros argue about which beard shape best aligns with The Westminster Catechism
  3. Historians uncover letter where Luther talks of his 'deconstruction', evangelical world thrown into turmoil
  4. Brown bear saves woman from man too stupid to understand that 'no' means no
  5. Jesus returns on a day completely unassociated with solar eclipse activity
  6. John MacArthur declares himself 'Grand Poobah of Science', cites 3 Bible verses in support
  7. Democrats finally get through to Joe Biden; he steps aside in favor of Tom Brady, because 'that guy just wins'
  8. Rapture happens, but premillenialists have misread one word of I Thessalonians and can't go
  9. Owen Strachan makes tepid post about women, declared to be Antichrist
  10. Thousands of psychologists re-evaluate their life choices now that profession invalid
  11. Statue of Liberty has 'had enough of your bullshit', walks off the job
  12. Donald Trump accidentally lists his pronouns on profile, loses 70% of his voter base
  13. Real Antichrist turns out to be your next door neighbor, Jeff
  14. 40 days and nights of rain fall in Kentucky; ironically, only those visiting Ark Encounter survive the ensuing flood
  15. Beth Moore posts about her dog, 70% of SBC men cry, 'Blasphemy!'
  16. Real Antichrist turns out to be your neighbor Fred
  17. Average temperatures rise 50 degrees in two weeks, declared 'just a natural cycle'