Real Antichristturns out to beyour next doorneighbor, JeffThousands ofpsychologistsre-evaluate theirlife choices nowthat professioninvalidReal Antichristturns out to beyour neighborFred40 days and nightsof rain fall inKentucky;ironically, onlythose visiting ArkEncounter survivethe ensuing floodStatue ofLiberty has 'hadenough of yourbullshit', walksoff the jobJesus returnson a daycompletelyunassociatedwith solareclipse activityJohn MacArthurdeclares himself'Grand Poobahof Science', cites3 Bible verses insupportRapture happens,but premillenialistshave misread oneword ofI Thessaloniansand can't goHistorians uncoverletter where Luthertalks of his'deconstruction',evangelical worldthrown into turmoilDonald Trumpaccidentally listshis pronouns onprofile, loses70% of his voterbaseTheobros argueabout whichbeard shape bestaligns with TheWestminsterCatechismIn Australia,kangaroos realizethey have thenumbers andtherefore, thepower, take overthe countryBeth Mooreposts about herdog, 70% ofSBC men cry,'Blasphemy!'Averagetemperaturesrise 50 degreesin two weeks,declared 'just anatural cycle'Owen Strachanmakes tepidpost aboutwomen,declared to beAntichristBrown bearsaves womanfrom man toostupid tounderstand that'no' means noDemocrats finallyget through to JoeBiden; he stepsaside in favor ofTom Brady,because 'that guyjust wins'Real Antichristturns out to beyour next doorneighbor, JeffThousands ofpsychologistsre-evaluate theirlife choices nowthat professioninvalidReal Antichristturns out to beyour neighborFred40 days and nightsof rain fall inKentucky;ironically, onlythose visiting ArkEncounter survivethe ensuing floodStatue ofLiberty has 'hadenough of yourbullshit', walksoff the jobJesus returnson a daycompletelyunassociatedwith solareclipse activityJohn MacArthurdeclares himself'Grand Poobahof Science', cites3 Bible verses insupportRapture happens,but premillenialistshave misread oneword ofI Thessaloniansand can't goHistorians uncoverletter where Luthertalks of his'deconstruction',evangelical worldthrown into turmoilDonald Trumpaccidentally listshis pronouns onprofile, loses70% of his voterbaseTheobros argueabout whichbeard shape bestaligns with TheWestminsterCatechismIn Australia,kangaroos realizethey have thenumbers andtherefore, thepower, take overthe countryBeth Mooreposts about herdog, 70% ofSBC men cry,'Blasphemy!'Averagetemperaturesrise 50 degreesin two weeks,declared 'just anatural cycle'Owen Strachanmakes tepidpost aboutwomen,declared to beAntichristBrown bearsaves womanfrom man toostupid tounderstand that'no' means noDemocrats finallyget through to JoeBiden; he stepsaside in favor ofTom Brady,because 'that guyjust wins'

Your May Bingo Card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Real Antichrist turns out to be your next door neighbor, Jeff
  2. Thousands of psychologists re-evaluate their life choices now that profession invalid
  3. Real Antichrist turns out to be your neighbor Fred
  4. 40 days and nights of rain fall in Kentucky; ironically, only those visiting Ark Encounter survive the ensuing flood
  5. Statue of Liberty has 'had enough of your bullshit', walks off the job
  6. Jesus returns on a day completely unassociated with solar eclipse activity
  7. John MacArthur declares himself 'Grand Poobah of Science', cites 3 Bible verses in support
  8. Rapture happens, but premillenialists have misread one word of I Thessalonians and can't go
  9. Historians uncover letter where Luther talks of his 'deconstruction', evangelical world thrown into turmoil
  10. Donald Trump accidentally lists his pronouns on profile, loses 70% of his voter base
  11. Theobros argue about which beard shape best aligns with The Westminster Catechism
  12. In Australia, kangaroos realize they have the numbers and therefore, the power, take over the country
  13. Beth Moore posts about her dog, 70% of SBC men cry, 'Blasphemy!'
  14. Average temperatures rise 50 degrees in two weeks, declared 'just a natural cycle'
  15. Owen Strachan makes tepid post about women, declared to be Antichrist
  16. Brown bear saves woman from man too stupid to understand that 'no' means no
  17. Democrats finally get through to Joe Biden; he steps aside in favor of Tom Brady, because 'that guy just wins'