Owen Strachanmakes tepidpost aboutwomen,declared to beAntichristBrown bearsaves womanfrom man toostupid tounderstand that'no' means noAveragetemperaturesrise 50 degreesin two weeks,declared 'just anatural cycle'Rapture happens,but premillenialistshave misread oneword ofI Thessaloniansand can't goBeth Mooreposts about herdog, 70% ofSBC men cry,'Blasphemy!'Thousands ofpsychologistsre-evaluate theirlife choices nowthat professioninvalidStatue ofLiberty has 'hadenough of yourbullshit', walksoff the jobDonald Trumpaccidentally listshis pronouns onprofile, loses70% of his voterbase40 days and nightsof rain fall inKentucky;ironically, onlythose visiting ArkEncounter survivethe ensuing floodHistorians uncoverletter where Luthertalks of his'deconstruction',evangelical worldthrown into turmoilJohn MacArthurdeclares himself'Grand Poobahof Science', cites3 Bible verses insupportJesus returnson a daycompletelyunassociatedwith solareclipse activityTheobros argueabout whichbeard shape bestaligns with TheWestminsterCatechismReal Antichristturns out to beyour next doorneighbor, JeffReal Antichristturns out to beyour neighborFredDemocrats finallyget through to JoeBiden; he stepsaside in favor ofTom Brady,because 'that guyjust wins'In Australia,kangaroos realizethey have thenumbers andtherefore, thepower, take overthe countryOwen Strachanmakes tepidpost aboutwomen,declared to beAntichristBrown bearsaves womanfrom man toostupid tounderstand that'no' means noAveragetemperaturesrise 50 degreesin two weeks,declared 'just anatural cycle'Rapture happens,but premillenialistshave misread oneword ofI Thessaloniansand can't goBeth Mooreposts about herdog, 70% ofSBC men cry,'Blasphemy!'Thousands ofpsychologistsre-evaluate theirlife choices nowthat professioninvalidStatue ofLiberty has 'hadenough of yourbullshit', walksoff the jobDonald Trumpaccidentally listshis pronouns onprofile, loses70% of his voterbase40 days and nightsof rain fall inKentucky;ironically, onlythose visiting ArkEncounter survivethe ensuing floodHistorians uncoverletter where Luthertalks of his'deconstruction',evangelical worldthrown into turmoilJohn MacArthurdeclares himself'Grand Poobahof Science', cites3 Bible verses insupportJesus returnson a daycompletelyunassociatedwith solareclipse activityTheobros argueabout whichbeard shape bestaligns with TheWestminsterCatechismReal Antichristturns out to beyour next doorneighbor, JeffReal Antichristturns out to beyour neighborFredDemocrats finallyget through to JoeBiden; he stepsaside in favor ofTom Brady,because 'that guyjust wins'In Australia,kangaroos realizethey have thenumbers andtherefore, thepower, take overthe country

Your May Bingo Card - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Owen Strachan makes tepid post about women, declared to be Antichrist
  2. Brown bear saves woman from man too stupid to understand that 'no' means no
  3. Average temperatures rise 50 degrees in two weeks, declared 'just a natural cycle'
  4. Rapture happens, but premillenialists have misread one word of I Thessalonians and can't go
  5. Beth Moore posts about her dog, 70% of SBC men cry, 'Blasphemy!'
  6. Thousands of psychologists re-evaluate their life choices now that profession invalid
  7. Statue of Liberty has 'had enough of your bullshit', walks off the job
  8. Donald Trump accidentally lists his pronouns on profile, loses 70% of his voter base
  9. 40 days and nights of rain fall in Kentucky; ironically, only those visiting Ark Encounter survive the ensuing flood
  10. Historians uncover letter where Luther talks of his 'deconstruction', evangelical world thrown into turmoil
  11. John MacArthur declares himself 'Grand Poobah of Science', cites 3 Bible verses in support
  12. Jesus returns on a day completely unassociated with solar eclipse activity
  13. Theobros argue about which beard shape best aligns with The Westminster Catechism
  14. Real Antichrist turns out to be your next door neighbor, Jeff
  15. Real Antichrist turns out to be your neighbor Fred
  16. Democrats finally get through to Joe Biden; he steps aside in favor of Tom Brady, because 'that guy just wins'
  17. In Australia, kangaroos realize they have the numbers and therefore, the power, take over the country