KamPattersonAriShafirUncleLaserWilliamtalks abouta newbrand dealDavidLucas“We’llbe rightback”KillTonyBingo“Redban,youDUMBASS!”SmokingacigaretteGoldenticketDr.Phil“Okiedokie”B-B-B-B-B-B-BAAAAAAADTonysecondsRedban’spervertedquestionMinute“How ‘bouta hand fortheband?!”Redbanmakes a jokethat doesn’thit / doesn’tmake senseWilliamtalks aboutRedban’smom“Westartedlate”LittlejokebookMexicandrum-off“I AIN’TNEVERGONNASTOP”Bestdamnband inthe landJustriff’nGANGVIOLENCEMattMuling“Absolutelyincredible”TonyStandingovation intheaudienceJohnDeas onthe keys“What issomethinginterestingabout you thatwould surpriseus?”“WoOoOoaahhhh”“Do youhave anyspecial skillsor talents?”Jet skiJohnsonBAKINGSODAMicGrimaceTrumpGreenRoomPanelguestmentors acomedianOne-wordcomediannamesRedRoseWHOWHATWISEMANWilliam actsaggressivelytoward a KillTony guestRedbanmakes ajoke thatTony alreadysaidWilliamMontgomery“Do youhave anyspecialmoves in thebedroom?”“How manyof you like itwhen peopledo good onthis show?”Comediangets confusedabout how toexit stageafter minuteRedbanComedian’sminute is tooshort (to thepoint whereTony commentson it)AphexTwin"let'stalkabout it"MichaelGonzales“I’m hardas a rockright now”DaveAttellROOOOOOAR(angry WestHollywoodbear)“YIPPEEEE”CommentaboutWilliam’skneesZerolaughsduring aminuteComedianplays MattMuling’sguitarRedbanplays a farton thesoundboardSmokinga blunt“How longyou beendoingstandupcomedy?”Pulling untila femalecomediancomes out ofthe bucketDavidJollyTony askscomedianto do theirBEST joke“You guysknow howit works”DMadnessAll-BranBudsYellowRoseKitten*meoOow*YonderbagsAudienceboosSecretShowComediansings asongTransRedbanasks apervertedquestionComediantries to gooff stage thewrong wayVulcanGasCompany“Get thefuck outof here”HairyjokebookSixthStreetComedyMothership#1 livepodcast inthe world“I hateyou”Farts(1 pershow)Elaine“You guysready tohave somefun tonight,HUHHHH?!”“I got a sweetlittle dog..sweet littledog..yesterday..yesterday”MediumjokebookMondaysMarkNormandPoorChoices“This is HansKim, This isHans Kim…This is HansKim, THIS ISHANS KIM”MichaelLehrerD MadnessreturnsfrombathroomHansKimShaneGillisSunsetStripAngryWestHollywoodBearGelBlasterYoniD Madnessgetsescorted tobathroomBucketpull“How manyof you like itwhen peopledo bad onthis show?”“Give it upfor the bestdamn bandin the land!”“YouSonofabitch”“You all havingfun out there,hAAAAAAAh?”LargejokebookScrewballpeanutbutterwhiskey“I’d love tohave you onthe SecretShowThursday”MartinPhilipssubstituteteacher“Call mefor a tittyfuuuuuuck”🎶JaredHeathComediandoes notget ajokebookRoast“I’mnervous”William actsaggressivelytoward anaudiencememberPaulieShoreRegularsAustin,TXComedyKimCongdonCaseyRocketTony letscomedian golonger (pastROAR of WestHollywoodbear)AhrenBelisleBacklightactivated [atthe back ofthe stage)WilliamwinksKillTonyComedian’sminute isless than 45secondsFaggetRickDiazSmokinga jointKamPattersonAriShafirUncleLaserWilliamtalks abouta newbrand dealDavidLucas“We’llbe rightback”KillTonyBingo“Redban,youDUMBASS!”SmokingacigaretteGoldenticketDr.Phil“Okiedokie”B-B-B-B-B-B-BAAAAAAADTonysecondsRedban’spervertedquestionMinute“How ‘bouta hand fortheband?!”Redbanmakes a jokethat doesn’thit / doesn’tmake senseWilliamtalks aboutRedban’smom“Westartedlate”LittlejokebookMexicandrum-off“I AIN’TNEVERGONNASTOP”Bestdamnband inthe landJustriff’nGANGVIOLENCEMattMuling“Absolutelyincredible”TonyStandingovation intheaudienceJohnDeas onthe keys“What issomethinginterestingabout you thatwould surpriseus?”“WoOoOoaahhhh”“Do youhave anyspecial skillsor talents?”Jet skiJohnsonBAKINGSODAMicGrimaceTrumpGreenRoomPanelguestmentors acomedianOne-wordcomediannamesRedRoseWHOWHATWISEMANWilliam actsaggressivelytoward a KillTony guestRedbanmakes ajoke thatTony alreadysaidWilliamMontgomery“Do youhave anyspecialmoves in thebedroom?”“How manyof you like itwhen peopledo good onthis show?”Comediangets confusedabout how toexit stageafter minuteRedbanComedian’sminute is tooshort (to thepoint whereTony commentson it)AphexTwin"let'stalkabout it"MichaelGonzales“I’m hardas a rockright now”DaveAttellROOOOOOAR(angry WestHollywoodbear)“YIPPEEEE”CommentaboutWilliam’skneesZerolaughsduring aminuteComedianplays MattMuling’sguitarRedbanplays a farton thesoundboardSmokinga blunt“How longyou beendoingstandupcomedy?”Pulling untila femalecomediancomes out ofthe bucketDavidJollyTony askscomedianto do theirBEST joke“You guysknow howit works”DMadnessAll-BranBudsYellowRoseKitten*meoOow*YonderbagsAudienceboosSecretShowComediansings asongTransRedbanasks apervertedquestionComediantries to gooff stage thewrong wayVulcanGasCompany“Get thefuck outof here”HairyjokebookSixthStreetComedyMothership#1 livepodcast inthe world“I hateyou”Farts(1 pershow)Elaine“You guysready tohave somefun tonight,HUHHHH?!”“I got a sweetlittle dog..sweet littledog..yesterday..yesterday”MediumjokebookMondaysMarkNormandPoorChoices“This is HansKim, This isHans Kim…This is HansKim, THIS ISHANS KIM”MichaelLehrerD MadnessreturnsfrombathroomHansKimShaneGillisSunsetStripAngryWestHollywoodBearGelBlasterYoniD Madnessgetsescorted tobathroomBucketpull“How manyof you like itwhen peopledo bad onthis show?”“Give it upfor the bestdamn bandin the land!”“YouSonofabitch”“You all havingfun out there,hAAAAAAAh?”LargejokebookScrewballpeanutbutterwhiskey“I’d love tohave you onthe SecretShowThursday”MartinPhilipssubstituteteacher“Call mefor a tittyfuuuuuuck”🎶JaredHeathComediandoes notget ajokebookRoast“I’mnervous”William actsaggressivelytoward anaudiencememberPaulieShoreRegularsAustin,TXComedyKimCongdonCaseyRocketTony letscomedian golonger (pastROAR of WestHollywoodbear)AhrenBelisleBacklightactivated [atthe back ofthe stage)WilliamwinksKillTonyComedian’sminute isless than 45secondsFaggetRickDiazSmokinga joint

KILL TONY - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Kam Patterson
  2. Ari Shafir
  3. Uncle Laser
  4. William talks about a new brand deal
  5. David Lucas
  6. “We’ll be right back”
  7. Kill Tony Bingo
  8. “Redban, you DUMBASS!”
  9. Smoking a cigarette
  10. Golden ticket
  11. Dr. Phil
  12. “Okie dokie”
  13. B-B-B-B-B-B-BAAAAAAAD
  14. Tony seconds Redban’s perverted question
  15. Minute
  16. “How ‘bout a hand for the band?!”
  17. Redban makes a joke that doesn’t hit / doesn’t make sense
  18. William talks about Redban’s mom
  19. “We started late”
  20. Little joke book
  21. Mexican drum-off
  22. “I AIN’T NEVER GONNA STOP”
  23. Best damn band in the land
  24. Just riff’n
  25. GANG VIOLENCE
  26. Matt Muling
  27. “Absolutely incredible”
  28. Tony
  29. Standing ovation in the audience
  30. John Deas on the keys
  31. “What is something interesting about you that would surprise us?”
  32. “WoOoOoaahhhh”
  33. “Do you have any special skills or talents?”
  34. Jet ski Johnson
  35. BAKING SODA
  36. Mic
  37. Grimace
  38. Trump
  39. Green Room
  40. Panel guest mentors a comedian
  41. One-word comedian names
  42. Red Rose
  43. WHO WHAT WISEMAN
  44. William acts aggressively toward a Kill Tony guest
  45. Redban makes a joke that Tony already said
  46. William Montgomery
  47. “Do you have any special moves in the bedroom?”
  48. “How many of you like it when people do good on this show?”
  49. Comedian gets confused about how to exit stage after minute
  50. Redban
  51. Comedian’s minute is too short (to the point where Tony comments on it)
  52. Aphex Twin
  53. "let's talk about it"
  54. Michael Gonzales
  55. “I’m hard as a rock right now”
  56. Dave Attell
  57. ROOOOOOAR (angry West Hollywood bear)
  58. “YIPPEEEE”
  59. Comment about William’s knees
  60. Zero laughs during a minute
  61. Comedian plays Matt Muling’s guitar
  62. Redban plays a fart on the soundboard
  63. Smoking a blunt
  64. “How long you been doing standup comedy?”
  65. Pulling until a female comedian comes out of the bucket
  66. David Jolly
  67. Tony asks comedian to do their BEST joke
  68. “You guys know how it works”
  69. D Madness
  70. All-Bran Buds
  71. Yellow Rose
  72. Kitten *meoOow*
  73. Yonder bags
  74. Audience boos
  75. Secret Show
  76. Comedian sings a song
  77. Trans
  78. Redban asks a perverted question
  79. Comedian tries to go off stage the wrong way
  80. Vulcan Gas Company
  81. “Get the fuck out of here”
  82. Hairy joke book
  83. Sixth Street
  84. Comedy Mothership
  85. #1 live podcast in the world
  86. “I hate you”
  87. Farts (1 per show)
  88. Elaine
  89. “You guys ready to have some fun tonight, HUHHHH?!”
  90. “I got a sweet little dog.. sweet little dog.. yesterday.. yesterday”
  91. Medium joke book
  92. Mondays
  93. Mark Normand
  94. Poor Choices
  95. “This is Hans Kim, This is Hans Kim… This is Hans Kim, THIS IS HANS KIM”
  96. Michael Lehrer
  97. D Madness returns from bathroom
  98. Hans Kim
  99. Shane Gillis
  100. Sunset Strip
  101. Angry West Hollywood Bear
  102. Gel Blaster
  103. Yoni
  104. D Madness gets escorted to bathroom
  105. Bucket pull
  106. “How many of you like it when people do bad on this show?”
  107. “Give it up for the best damn band in the land!”
  108. “You Sonofabitch”
  109. “You all having fun out there, hAAAAAAAh?”
  110. Large joke book
  111. Screwball peanut butter whiskey
  112. “I’d love to have you on the Secret Show Thursday”
  113. Martin Philips substitute teacher
  114. “Call me for a titty fuuuuuuck” 🎶
  115. Jared
  116. Heath
  117. Comedian does not get a jokebook
  118. Roast
  119. “I’m nervous”
  120. William acts aggressively toward an audience member
  121. Paulie Shore
  122. Regulars
  123. Austin, TX
  124. Comedy
  125. Kim Congdon
  126. Casey Rocket
  127. Tony lets comedian go longer (past ROAR of West Hollywood bear)
  128. Ahren Belisle
  129. Backlight activated [at the back of the stage)
  130. William winks
  131. Kill Tony
  132. Comedian’s minute is less than 45 seconds
  133. Fagget
  134. Rick Diaz
  135. Smoking a joint