I forgot tobring mybarf bagto mass.I misspelleda basicword on theboard.I had a childthrow up inthe classroom/ in churchthis weekI countedthe daysleft untilsummer.I fell asleepon the couchbefore9:00pm.I realizedthat no onewas listeningto me.Where'syourname?I had totallstudentsto Walk!!My lunchduty partnerhad to remindme that I hadlunch duty.My computerlogged itselfout and I hadto look up mypassword.I ignoredan emailfrom aparent.Whobroke thecopier?What doyou meanno Specialstoday?This isnot what Iplanned.I had towait in lineto go to therestroom.I forgot tomake mycopiesbefore class.I asked...Didyou read thedirections?more thanonce.I said....I'mjust gonnawait untilit's quietOne of mystudents saidthey did not knowtheir assignment /project was duetodayI had to aska studentwhy did theysay whatthey said?Isaid...Really?I had morethan threecups ofcoffee beforelunch.I'm onlygoing tosay thisonce.I askedanotherteacher...Canyou readthis?I forgot tobring mybarf bagto mass.I misspelleda basicword on theboard.I had a childthrow up inthe classroom/ in churchthis weekI countedthe daysleft untilsummer.I fell asleepon the couchbefore9:00pm.I realizedthat no onewas listeningto me.Where'syourname?I had totallstudentsto Walk!!My lunchduty partnerhad to remindme that I hadlunch duty.My computerlogged itselfout and I hadto look up mypassword.I ignoredan emailfrom aparent.Whobroke thecopier?What doyou meanno Specialstoday?This isnot what Iplanned.I had towait in lineto go to therestroom.I forgot tomake mycopiesbefore class.I asked...Didyou read thedirections?more thanonce.I said....I'mjust gonnawait untilit's quietOne of mystudents saidthey did not knowtheir assignment /project was duetodayI had to aska studentwhy did theysay whatthey said?Isaid...Really?I had morethan threecups ofcoffee beforelunch.I'm onlygoing tosay thisonce.I askedanotherteacher...Canyou readthis?

Funny Teacher Phrases - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I forgot to bring my barf bag to mass.
  2. I misspelled a basic word on the board.
  3. I had a child throw up in the classroom / in church this week
  4. I counted the days left until summer.
  5. I fell asleep on the couch before 9:00pm.
  6. I realized that no one was listening to me.
  7. Where's your name?
  8. I had to tall students to Walk!!
  9. My lunch duty partner had to remind me that I had lunch duty.
  10. My computer logged itself out and I had to look up my password.
  11. I ignored an email from a parent.
  12. Who broke the copier?
  13. What do you mean no Specials today?
  14. This is not what I planned.
  15. I had to wait in line to go to the restroom.
  16. I forgot to make my copies before class.
  17. I asked...Did you read the directions? more than once.
  18. I said....I'm just gonna wait until it's quiet
  19. One of my students said they did not know their assignment / project was due today
  20. I had to ask a student why did they say what they said?
  21. I said...Really?
  22. I had more than three cups of coffee before lunch.
  23. I'm only going to say this once.
  24. I asked another teacher...Can you read this?