I countedthe daysleft untilsummer.I said....I'mjust gonnawait untilit's quietI realizedthat no onewas listeningto me.Isaid...Really?I had towait in lineto go to therestroom.My lunchduty partnerhad to remindme that I hadlunch duty.Where'syourname?This isnot what Iplanned.I had a childthrow up inthe classroom/ in churchthis weekI fell asleepon the couchbefore9:00pm.I had totallstudentsto Walk!!I had to aska studentwhy did theysay whatthey said?I asked...Didyou read thedirections?more thanonce.Whobroke thecopier?I askedanotherteacher...Canyou readthis?I forgot tomake mycopiesbefore class.I forgot tobring mybarf bagto mass.What doyou meanno Specialstoday?I'm onlygoing tosay thisonce.I misspelleda basicword on theboard.My computerlogged itselfout and I hadto look up mypassword.I had morethan threecups ofcoffee beforelunch.I ignoredan emailfrom aparent.One of mystudents saidthey did not knowtheir assignment /project was duetodayI countedthe daysleft untilsummer.I said....I'mjust gonnawait untilit's quietI realizedthat no onewas listeningto me.Isaid...Really?I had towait in lineto go to therestroom.My lunchduty partnerhad to remindme that I hadlunch duty.Where'syourname?This isnot what Iplanned.I had a childthrow up inthe classroom/ in churchthis weekI fell asleepon the couchbefore9:00pm.I had totallstudentsto Walk!!I had to aska studentwhy did theysay whatthey said?I asked...Didyou read thedirections?more thanonce.Whobroke thecopier?I askedanotherteacher...Canyou readthis?I forgot tomake mycopiesbefore class.I forgot tobring mybarf bagto mass.What doyou meanno Specialstoday?I'm onlygoing tosay thisonce.I misspelleda basicword on theboard.My computerlogged itselfout and I hadto look up mypassword.I had morethan threecups ofcoffee beforelunch.I ignoredan emailfrom aparent.One of mystudents saidthey did not knowtheir assignment /project was duetoday

Funny Teacher Phrases - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I counted the days left until summer.
  2. I said....I'm just gonna wait until it's quiet
  3. I realized that no one was listening to me.
  4. I said...Really?
  5. I had to wait in line to go to the restroom.
  6. My lunch duty partner had to remind me that I had lunch duty.
  7. Where's your name?
  8. This is not what I planned.
  9. I had a child throw up in the classroom / in church this week
  10. I fell asleep on the couch before 9:00pm.
  11. I had to tall students to Walk!!
  12. I had to ask a student why did they say what they said?
  13. I asked...Did you read the directions? more than once.
  14. Who broke the copier?
  15. I asked another teacher...Can you read this?
  16. I forgot to make my copies before class.
  17. I forgot to bring my barf bag to mass.
  18. What do you mean no Specials today?
  19. I'm only going to say this once.
  20. I misspelled a basic word on the board.
  21. My computer logged itself out and I had to look up my password.
  22. I had more than three cups of coffee before lunch.
  23. I ignored an email from a parent.
  24. One of my students said they did not know their assignment / project was due today