I had morethan threecups ofcoffee beforelunch.I had a childthrow up inthe classroom/ in churchthis weekI askedanotherteacher...Canyou readthis?I countedthe daysleft untilsummer.I ignoredan emailfrom aparent.This isnot what Iplanned.I asked...Didyou read thedirections?more thanonce.I'm onlygoing tosay thisonce.Where'syourname?I misspelleda basicword on theboard.My lunchduty partnerhad to remindme that I hadlunch duty.I forgot tomake mycopiesbefore class.What doyou meanno Specialstoday?My computerlogged itselfout and I hadto look up mypassword.I fell asleepon the couchbefore9:00pm.I had totallstudentsto Walk!!One of mystudents saidthey did not knowtheir assignment /project was duetodayIsaid...Really?I said....I'mjust gonnawait untilit's quietI forgot tobring mybarf bagto mass.I had to aska studentwhy did theysay whatthey said?I realizedthat no onewas listeningto me.I had towait in lineto go to therestroom.Whobroke thecopier?I had morethan threecups ofcoffee beforelunch.I had a childthrow up inthe classroom/ in churchthis weekI askedanotherteacher...Canyou readthis?I countedthe daysleft untilsummer.I ignoredan emailfrom aparent.This isnot what Iplanned.I asked...Didyou read thedirections?more thanonce.I'm onlygoing tosay thisonce.Where'syourname?I misspelleda basicword on theboard.My lunchduty partnerhad to remindme that I hadlunch duty.I forgot tomake mycopiesbefore class.What doyou meanno Specialstoday?My computerlogged itselfout and I hadto look up mypassword.I fell asleepon the couchbefore9:00pm.I had totallstudentsto Walk!!One of mystudents saidthey did not knowtheir assignment /project was duetodayIsaid...Really?I said....I'mjust gonnawait untilit's quietI forgot tobring mybarf bagto mass.I had to aska studentwhy did theysay whatthey said?I realizedthat no onewas listeningto me.I had towait in lineto go to therestroom.Whobroke thecopier?

Funny Teacher Phrases - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I had more than three cups of coffee before lunch.
  2. I had a child throw up in the classroom / in church this week
  3. I asked another teacher...Can you read this?
  4. I counted the days left until summer.
  5. I ignored an email from a parent.
  6. This is not what I planned.
  7. I asked...Did you read the directions? more than once.
  8. I'm only going to say this once.
  9. Where's your name?
  10. I misspelled a basic word on the board.
  11. My lunch duty partner had to remind me that I had lunch duty.
  12. I forgot to make my copies before class.
  13. What do you mean no Specials today?
  14. My computer logged itself out and I had to look up my password.
  15. I fell asleep on the couch before 9:00pm.
  16. I had to tall students to Walk!!
  17. One of my students said they did not know their assignment / project was due today
  18. I said...Really?
  19. I said....I'm just gonna wait until it's quiet
  20. I forgot to bring my barf bag to mass.
  21. I had to ask a student why did they say what they said?
  22. I realized that no one was listening to me.
  23. I had to wait in line to go to the restroom.
  24. Who broke the copier?