What doyou meanno Specialstoday?I forgot tomake mycopiesbefore class.I had morethan threecups ofcoffee beforelunch.I fell asleepon the couchbefore9:00pm.I askedanotherteacher...Canyou readthis?I had towait in lineto go to therestroom.One of mystudents saidthey did not knowtheir assignment /project was duetodayI realizedthat no onewas listeningto me.I'm onlygoing tosay thisonce.I misspelleda basicword on theboard.I asked...Didyou read thedirections?more thanonce.Whobroke thecopier?I said....I'mjust gonnawait untilit's quietI countedthe daysleft untilsummer.I had a childthrow up inthe classroom/ in churchthis weekMy computerlogged itselfout and I hadto look up mypassword.I forgot tobring mybarf bagto mass.Isaid...Really?My lunchduty partnerhad to remindme that I hadlunch duty.I had to aska studentwhy did theysay whatthey said?I had totallstudentsto Walk!!I ignoredan emailfrom aparent.Where'syourname?This isnot what Iplanned.What doyou meanno Specialstoday?I forgot tomake mycopiesbefore class.I had morethan threecups ofcoffee beforelunch.I fell asleepon the couchbefore9:00pm.I askedanotherteacher...Canyou readthis?I had towait in lineto go to therestroom.One of mystudents saidthey did not knowtheir assignment /project was duetodayI realizedthat no onewas listeningto me.I'm onlygoing tosay thisonce.I misspelleda basicword on theboard.I asked...Didyou read thedirections?more thanonce.Whobroke thecopier?I said....I'mjust gonnawait untilit's quietI countedthe daysleft untilsummer.I had a childthrow up inthe classroom/ in churchthis weekMy computerlogged itselfout and I hadto look up mypassword.I forgot tobring mybarf bagto mass.Isaid...Really?My lunchduty partnerhad to remindme that I hadlunch duty.I had to aska studentwhy did theysay whatthey said?I had totallstudentsto Walk!!I ignoredan emailfrom aparent.Where'syourname?This isnot what Iplanned.

Funny Teacher Phrases - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you mean no Specials today?
  2. I forgot to make my copies before class.
  3. I had more than three cups of coffee before lunch.
  4. I fell asleep on the couch before 9:00pm.
  5. I asked another teacher...Can you read this?
  6. I had to wait in line to go to the restroom.
  7. One of my students said they did not know their assignment / project was due today
  8. I realized that no one was listening to me.
  9. I'm only going to say this once.
  10. I misspelled a basic word on the board.
  11. I asked...Did you read the directions? more than once.
  12. Who broke the copier?
  13. I said....I'm just gonna wait until it's quiet
  14. I counted the days left until summer.
  15. I had a child throw up in the classroom / in church this week
  16. My computer logged itself out and I had to look up my password.
  17. I forgot to bring my barf bag to mass.
  18. I said...Really?
  19. My lunch duty partner had to remind me that I had lunch duty.
  20. I had to ask a student why did they say what they said?
  21. I had to tall students to Walk!!
  22. I ignored an email from a parent.
  23. Where's your name?
  24. This is not what I planned.