I had towait in lineto go to therestroom.I countedthe daysleft untilsummer.I asked...Didyou read thedirections?more thanonce.Isaid...Really?I realizedthat no onewas listeningto me.I misspelleda basicword on theboard.What doyou meanno Specialstoday?I had a childthrow up inthe classroom/ in churchthis weekI said....I'mjust gonnawait untilit's quietI had to aska studentwhy did theysay whatthey said?This isnot what Iplanned.Where'syourname?I forgot tomake mycopiesbefore class.I forgot tobring mybarf bagto mass.I had morethan threecups ofcoffee beforelunch.My computerlogged itselfout and I hadto look up mypassword.Whobroke thecopier?I askedanotherteacher...Canyou readthis?My lunchduty partnerhad to remindme that I hadlunch duty.I ignoredan emailfrom aparent.I had totallstudentsto Walk!!One of mystudents saidthey did not knowtheir assignment /project was duetodayI fell asleepon the couchbefore9:00pm.I'm onlygoing tosay thisonce.I had towait in lineto go to therestroom.I countedthe daysleft untilsummer.I asked...Didyou read thedirections?more thanonce.Isaid...Really?I realizedthat no onewas listeningto me.I misspelleda basicword on theboard.What doyou meanno Specialstoday?I had a childthrow up inthe classroom/ in churchthis weekI said....I'mjust gonnawait untilit's quietI had to aska studentwhy did theysay whatthey said?This isnot what Iplanned.Where'syourname?I forgot tomake mycopiesbefore class.I forgot tobring mybarf bagto mass.I had morethan threecups ofcoffee beforelunch.My computerlogged itselfout and I hadto look up mypassword.Whobroke thecopier?I askedanotherteacher...Canyou readthis?My lunchduty partnerhad to remindme that I hadlunch duty.I ignoredan emailfrom aparent.I had totallstudentsto Walk!!One of mystudents saidthey did not knowtheir assignment /project was duetodayI fell asleepon the couchbefore9:00pm.I'm onlygoing tosay thisonce.

Funny Teacher Phrases - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I had to wait in line to go to the restroom.
  2. I counted the days left until summer.
  3. I asked...Did you read the directions? more than once.
  4. I said...Really?
  5. I realized that no one was listening to me.
  6. I misspelled a basic word on the board.
  7. What do you mean no Specials today?
  8. I had a child throw up in the classroom / in church this week
  9. I said....I'm just gonna wait until it's quiet
  10. I had to ask a student why did they say what they said?
  11. This is not what I planned.
  12. Where's your name?
  13. I forgot to make my copies before class.
  14. I forgot to bring my barf bag to mass.
  15. I had more than three cups of coffee before lunch.
  16. My computer logged itself out and I had to look up my password.
  17. Who broke the copier?
  18. I asked another teacher...Can you read this?
  19. My lunch duty partner had to remind me that I had lunch duty.
  20. I ignored an email from a parent.
  21. I had to tall students to Walk!!
  22. One of my students said they did not know their assignment / project was due today
  23. I fell asleep on the couch before 9:00pm.
  24. I'm only going to say this once.