Lied to your child picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket hid in the bathroom to escape kids been caught "in the act" played sleep when your kids were calling you told your child, "don't tell dad" used the term, "because I said so" used spit to wipe your child's face bribed your kid to do anything forgot school picture day sneezed and peed left home panti- less used TV as a babysitter raided child's piggy bank for change did your child's homework lied about your kid's age for a discount had your child lie and say you weren't home had a mommy meltdown googled your child's symptoms whisper screamed been embarassed by your child dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner forgot to play "tooth fairy" used the bathroom with the door open used your child as an excuse NOT to do something Lied to your child picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket hid in the bathroom to escape kids been caught "in the act" played sleep when your kids were calling you told your child, "don't tell dad" used the term, "because I said so" used spit to wipe your child's face bribed your kid to do anything forgot school picture day sneezed and peed left home panti- less used TV as a babysitter raided child's piggy bank for change did your child's homework lied about your kid's age for a discount had your child lie and say you weren't home had a mommy meltdown googled your child's symptoms whisper screamed been embarassed by your child dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner forgot to play "tooth fairy" used the bathroom with the door open used your child as an excuse NOT to do something
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Lied to your child
picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
hid in the bathroom to escape kids
been caught "in the act"
played sleep when your kids were calling you
told your child, "don't tell dad"
used the term, "because I said so"
used spit to wipe your child's face
bribed your kid to do anything
forgot school picture day
sneezed and peed
left home panti-less
used TV as a babysitter
raided child's piggy bank for change
did your child's homework
lied about your kid's age for a discount
had your child lie and say you weren't home
had a mommy meltdown
googled your child's symptoms
whisper screamed
been embarassed by your child
dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
forgot to play "tooth fairy"
used the bathroom with the door open
used your child as an excuse NOT to do something
