forgot school picture day did your child's homework picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket had a mommy meltdown hid in the bathroom to escape kids been embarassed by your child bribed your kid to do anything used TV as a babysitter used spit to wipe your child's face sneezed and peed left home panti- less been caught "in the act" Lied to your child allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner lied about your kid's age for a discount googled your child's symptoms had your child lie and say you weren't home used the bathroom with the door open dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids forgot to play "tooth fairy" used your child as an excuse NOT to do something played sleep when your kids were calling you raided child's piggy bank for change told your child, "don't tell dad" whisper screamed used the term, "because I said so" forgot school picture day did your child's homework picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket had a mommy meltdown hid in the bathroom to escape kids been embarassed by your child bribed your kid to do anything used TV as a babysitter used spit to wipe your child's face sneezed and peed left home panti- less been caught "in the act" Lied to your child allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner lied about your kid's age for a discount googled your child's symptoms had your child lie and say you weren't home used the bathroom with the door open dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids forgot to play "tooth fairy" used your child as an excuse NOT to do something played sleep when your kids were calling you raided child's piggy bank for change told your child, "don't tell dad" whisper screamed used the term, "because I said so"
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forgot school picture day
did your child's homework
picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
had a mommy meltdown
hid in the bathroom to escape kids
been embarassed by your child
bribed your kid to do anything
used TV as a babysitter
used spit to wipe your child's face
sneezed and peed
left home panti-less
been caught "in the act"
Lied to your child
allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
lied about your kid's age for a discount
googled your child's symptoms
had your child lie and say you weren't home
used the bathroom with the door open
dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
forgot to play "tooth fairy"
used your child as an excuse NOT to do something
played sleep when your kids were calling you
raided child's piggy bank for change
told your child, "don't tell dad"
whisper screamed
used the term, "because I said so"
