googled your child's symptoms had your child lie and say you weren't home hid in the bathroom to escape kids had a mommy meltdown forgot to play "tooth fairy" picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket forgot school picture day raided child's piggy bank for change sneezed and peed used your child as an excuse NOT to do something did your child's homework played sleep when your kids were calling you used the bathroom with the door open Lied to your child left home panti- less been embarassed by your child bribed your kid to do anything used spit to wipe your child's face dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids used the term, "because I said so" told your child, "don't tell dad" lied about your kid's age for a discount used TV as a babysitter allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner been caught "in the act" whisper screamed googled your child's symptoms had your child lie and say you weren't home hid in the bathroom to escape kids had a mommy meltdown forgot to play "tooth fairy" picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket forgot school picture day raided child's piggy bank for change sneezed and peed used your child as an excuse NOT to do something did your child's homework played sleep when your kids were calling you used the bathroom with the door open Lied to your child left home panti- less been embarassed by your child bribed your kid to do anything used spit to wipe your child's face dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids used the term, "because I said so" told your child, "don't tell dad" lied about your kid's age for a discount used TV as a babysitter allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner been caught "in the act" whisper screamed
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googled your child's symptoms
had your child lie and say you weren't home
hid in the bathroom to escape kids
had a mommy meltdown
forgot to play "tooth fairy"
picked out your favorite candy from child's Halloween basket
forgot school picture day
raided child's piggy bank for change
sneezed and peed
used your child as an excuse NOT to do something
did your child's homework
played sleep when your kids were calling you
used the bathroom with the door open
Lied to your child
left home panti-less
been embarassed by your child
bribed your kid to do anything
used spit to wipe your child's face
dropped the "F" bomb in front of your kids
used the term, "because I said so"
told your child, "don't tell dad"
lied about your kid's age for a discount
used TV as a babysitter
allowed kids to eat cereal for dinner
been caught "in the act"
whisper screamed
