Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Accuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Asks tofeed orhold thebabySings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Accusesme of notgreetingher. againCalls SO3+ timesin a dayInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongPraisessomethingfor beingChineseOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceKissesthebabyTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Blasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Talks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Accuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Asks tofeed orhold thebabySings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Accusesme of notgreetingher. againCalls SO3+ timesin a dayInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongPraisessomethingfor beingChineseOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceKissesthebabyTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Blasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Talks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scrying

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  2. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  3. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  4. N-Story about something on sale.
  5. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  6. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  7. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  8. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  9. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  10. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  11. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  12. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  13. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  14. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  15. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  16. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  17. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  18. N-Kisses the baby
  19. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  20. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  21. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  22. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  23. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  24. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying