Mentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Refuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongCalls SO3+ timesin a dayRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapPraisessomethingfor beingChineseCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeKissesthebabyAccusesme of notgreetingher. againTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseAsks tofeed orhold thebabyOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Blasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Has badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Sings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Refuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongCalls SO3+ timesin a dayRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapPraisessomethingfor beingChineseCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeKissesthebabyAccusesme of notgreetingher. againTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseAsks tofeed orhold thebabyOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Blasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Has badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Sings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/cold

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  2. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  3. N-Story about something on sale.
  4. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  5. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  6. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  7. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  8. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  9. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  10. N-Kisses the baby
  11. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  12. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  13. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  14. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  15. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  16. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  17. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  18. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  19. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  20. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  21. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  22. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  23. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  24. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold