Sings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartAsks tofeed orhold thebabyCalls SO3+ timesin a dayPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Insists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Blasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Refuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingPraisessomethingfor beingChineseCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).KissesthebabyTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongAccusesme of notgreetingher. againSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartAsks tofeed orhold thebabyCalls SO3+ timesin a dayPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Insists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Blasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Refuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingPraisessomethingfor beingChineseCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).KissesthebabyTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongAccusesme of notgreetingher. againSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the past

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  2. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  3. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  4. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  5. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  6. N-Story about something on sale.
  7. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  8. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  9. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  10. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  11. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  12. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  13. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  14. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  15. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  16. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  17. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  18. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  19. N-Kisses the baby
  20. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  21. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  22. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  23. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  24. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past