Offers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Blasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Spouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseAccusesme of notgreetingher. againCalls SO3+ timesin a dayMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Cookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapAsks tofeed orhold thebabySings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastStoryaboutsomethingon sale.KissesthebabyPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsPraisessomethingfor beingChineseInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Offers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Blasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Spouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseAccusesme of notgreetingher. againCalls SO3+ timesin a dayMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Cookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapAsks tofeed orhold thebabySings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastStoryaboutsomethingon sale.KissesthebabyPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsPraisessomethingfor beingChineseInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  2. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  3. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  4. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  5. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  6. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  7. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  8. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  9. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  10. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  11. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  12. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  13. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  14. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  15. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  16. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  17. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  18. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  19. N-Story about something on sale.
  20. N-Kisses the baby
  21. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  22. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  23. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  24. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).