Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Has badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Spouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimPraisessomethingfor beingChineseEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Asks tofeed orhold thebabyInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesCalls SO3+ timesin a dayKissesthebabyCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Accuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongAccusesme of notgreetingher. againMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Talks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Has badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Spouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimPraisessomethingfor beingChineseEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Asks tofeed orhold thebabyInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesCalls SO3+ timesin a dayKissesthebabyCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Accuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongAccusesme of notgreetingher. againMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Talks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  2. N-Story about something on sale.
  3. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  4. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  5. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  6. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  7. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  8. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  9. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  10. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  11. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  12. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  13. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  14. N-Kisses the baby
  15. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  16. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  17. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  18. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  19. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  20. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  21. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  22. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  23. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  24. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.