KissesthebabyTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartAsks tofeed orhold thebabyAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Storyaboutsomethingon sale.Talks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Accusesme of notgreetingher. againSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Cookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingThinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastPraisessomethingfor beingChineseEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Calls SO3+ timesin a daySings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Praisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesKissesthebabyTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartAsks tofeed orhold thebabyAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Storyaboutsomethingon sale.Talks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Accusesme of notgreetingher. againSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Cookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingThinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastPraisessomethingfor beingChineseEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Calls SO3+ timesin a daySings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Praisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagrees

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Kisses the baby
  2. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  3. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  4. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  5. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  6. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  7. N-Story about something on sale.
  8. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  9. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  10. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  11. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  12. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  13. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  14. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  15. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  16. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  17. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  18. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  19. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  20. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  21. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  22. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  23. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  24. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees