Refuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingAsks tofeed orhold thebabyTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimKissesthebabyStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Praisessomethingfor beingChineseRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Mentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Praisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseAccusesme of notgreetingher. againCalls SO3+ timesin a dayCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Talks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Refuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingAsks tofeed orhold thebabyTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimKissesthebabyStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Praisessomethingfor beingChineseRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Mentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Praisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseAccusesme of notgreetingher. againCalls SO3+ timesin a dayCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Talks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  2. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  3. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  4. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  5. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  6. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  7. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  8. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  9. N-Kisses the baby
  10. N-Story about something on sale.
  11. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  12. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  13. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  14. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  15. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  16. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  17. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  18. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  19. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  20. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  21. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  22. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  23. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  24. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.