Sings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Sayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Accusesme of notgreetingher. againInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Praisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsPraisessomethingfor beingChineseAsks tofeed orhold thebabyRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Spouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseKissesthebabyCalls SO3+ timesin a dayMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Accuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Sayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Accusesme of notgreetingher. againInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Praisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsPraisessomethingfor beingChineseAsks tofeed orhold thebabyRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Spouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseKissesthebabyCalls SO3+ timesin a dayMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Accuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/cold

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  2. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  3. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  4. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  5. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  6. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  7. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  8. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  9. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  10. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  11. N-Story about something on sale.
  12. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  13. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  14. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  15. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  16. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  17. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  18. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  19. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  20. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  21. N-Kisses the baby
  22. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  23. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  24. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold