Calls SO3+ timesin a dayTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongThinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Insists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesAsks tofeed orhold thebabyTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.KissesthebabyMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Refuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldPraisessomethingfor beingChineseOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Storyaboutsomethingon sale.Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Accusesme of notgreetingher. againCalls SO3+ timesin a dayTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongThinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Insists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesAsks tofeed orhold thebabyTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.KissesthebabyMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Refuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldPraisessomethingfor beingChineseOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Storyaboutsomethingon sale.Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Accusesme of notgreetingher. again

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  2. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  3. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  4. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  5. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  6. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  7. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  8. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  9. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  10. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  11. N-Kisses the baby
  12. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  13. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  14. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  15. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  16. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  17. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  18. N-Story about something on sale.
  19. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  20. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  21. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  22. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  23. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  24. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again