Refuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseCalls SO3+ timesin a dayEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingThinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Refuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesPraisessomethingfor beingChineseOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Blasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Accusesme of notgreetingher. againTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Has badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Talks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Asks tofeed orhold thebabyKissesthebabyPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseCalls SO3+ timesin a dayEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingThinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Refuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesPraisessomethingfor beingChineseOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Blasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Accusesme of notgreetingher. againTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Has badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Talks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Asks tofeed orhold thebabyKissesthebabyPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle notice

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  2. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  3. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  4. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  5. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  6. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  7. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  8. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  9. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  10. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  11. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  12. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  13. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  14. N-Story about something on sale.
  15. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  16. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  17. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  18. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  19. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  20. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  21. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  22. N-Kisses the baby
  23. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  24. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice