Talks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Mentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Praisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseCalls SO3+ timesin a dayRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeStoryaboutsomethingon sale.KissesthebabyAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldPraisessomethingfor beingChineseAccusesme of notgreetingher. againHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Offers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Asks tofeed orhold thebabyTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Mentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Praisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongSpouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseCalls SO3+ timesin a dayRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastEither takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeStoryaboutsomethingon sale.KissesthebabyAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldPraisessomethingfor beingChineseAccusesme of notgreetingher. againHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Offers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Asks tofeed orhold thebaby

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  2. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  3. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  4. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  5. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  6. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  7. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  8. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  9. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  10. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  11. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  12. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  13. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  14. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  15. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  16. N-Story about something on sale.
  17. N-Kisses the baby
  18. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  19. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  20. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  21. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  22. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  23. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  24. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby