Cookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Sings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Asks tofeed orhold thebabyCalls SO3+ timesin a dayKissesthebabyBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Refuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Spouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseThinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartPraisessomethingfor beingChineseTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Praisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapAccusesme of notgreetingher. againRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingCookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Sings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconvenienceHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Asks tofeed orhold thebabyCalls SO3+ timesin a dayKissesthebabyBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Refuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongAccuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Spouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseThinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartPraisessomethingfor beingChineseTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Praisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsTalks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapAccusesme of notgreetingher. againRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scrying

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  2. N-Story about something on sale.
  3. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  4. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  5. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  6. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  7. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  8. N-Kisses the baby
  9. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  10. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  11. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  12. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  13. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  14. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  15. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  16. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese
  17. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  18. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  19. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  20. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  21. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  22. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  23. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  24. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying