Sings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconveniencePraisessomethingfor beingChineseSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Accuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldCalls SO3+ timesin a dayAccusesme of notgreetingher. againInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastAsks tofeed orhold thebabyTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Talks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Cookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeKissesthebabyRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Spouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChineseSings off-keyto the babyor slow-dances withhimOffers to takethe baby for afew hours atherconveniencePraisessomethingfor beingChineseSayssomething badabout America,Americans, or“foreigners”.Either takesselfies or takesa bunch ofcandid picturesof us withoutaskingMentions someunsolicited,outdatedtraditional advicethat doesn’t applyin modernAmerica.Accuses usof dressingthe baby sohe’s toohot/coldCalls SO3+ timesin a dayAccusesme of notgreetingher. againInsists the babyis hungry/tired,even if hisprimarycaregiverdisagreesBlasts herpropagandanews orTiktok videosin the car.Thinks she getsaway withmurderbecause shedid X thing foryou in the pastAsks tofeed orhold thebabyTalks for 2hoursstraight inChinese.Talks abouthow somethingis worth buyingsimply becauseit is cheapRefuses toapologizewhen sheknows she’swrongPraisesherself orfishes forcomplimentsStoryaboutsomethingon sale.Cookssomethingand brings itover withlittle noticeKissesthebabyRefuses tohand overthe babywhen he’scryingTalks abouthow she’s ababy expertbecause shehad 2 kids 8years apartHas badgarlic breath.Won’t takethe hint or amint (gum).Spouts somekind ofproverb oridiom inChinese

Mother-In-Law Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Sings off-key to the baby or slow-dances with him
  2. B-Offers to take the baby for a few hours at her convenience
  3. B-Praises something for being Chinese
  4. G-Says something bad about America, Americans, or “foreigners”.
  5. G-Either takes selfies or takes a bunch of candid pictures of us without asking
  6. O-Mentions some unsolicited, outdated traditional advice that doesn’t apply in modern America.
  7. G-Accuses us of dressing the baby so he’s too hot/cold
  8. G-Calls SO 3+ times in a day
  9. I-Accuses me of not greeting her. again
  10. O-Insists the baby is hungry/tired, even if his primary caregiver disagrees
  11. G-Blasts her propaganda news or Tiktok videos in the car.
  12. O-Thinks she gets away with murder because she did X thing for you in the past
  13. I-Asks to feed or hold the baby
  14. I-Talks for 2 hours straight in Chinese.
  15. O-Talks about how something is worth buying simply because it is cheap
  16. N-Refuses to apologize when she knows she’s wrong
  17. B-Praises herself or fishes for compliments
  18. N-Story about something on sale.
  19. I-Cooks something and brings it over with little notice
  20. N-Kisses the baby
  21. B-Refuses to hand over the baby when he’s crying
  22. B-Talks about how she’s a baby expert because she had 2 kids 8 years apart
  23. O-Has bad garlic breath. Won’t take the hint or a mint (gum).
  24. I-Spouts some kind of proverb or idiom in Chinese