Wants you to read his mind instead of listening to him Needlessly overcomplicates something Says not to breathe Forgets to conduct Gets measure number wrong Plays Percussion References his kids Spends at least ten minutes on one instrument section Plays at least three different instruments Gets way too into the music Random long story that is tangentially relevant Makes up slang Obscure music reference Random pep talk Po breath Confusing analogy Some variation of don't color outside the lines Has a snack Throws/ drops/breaks baton Makes a big deal of stepping onto the podium Clap and count Utilizes modern slang Calls out someone on their phone Sub- di-vide Ignores the warmup Music joke t-shirt Randomly solos on trombone Look at me not your stand Says not to play while he's talking Unnecessarily changes tempo while conducting Tells someone to write something into music Vocal articulation practice Wants you to read his mind instead of listening to him Needlessly overcomplicates something Says not to breathe Forgets to conduct Gets measure number wrong Plays Percussion References his kids Spends at least ten minutes on one instrument section Plays at least three different instruments Gets way too into the music Random long story that is tangentially relevant Makes up slang Obscure music reference Random pep talk Po breath Confusing analogy Some variation of don't color outside the lines Has a snack Throws/ drops/breaks baton Makes a big deal of stepping onto the podium Clap and count Utilizes modern slang Calls out someone on their phone Sub- di-vide Ignores the warmup Music joke t-shirt Randomly solos on trombone Look at me not your stand Says not to play while he's talking Unnecessarily changes tempo while conducting Tells someone to write something into music Vocal articulation practice
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Wants you to read his mind instead of listening to him
Needlessly overcomplicates something
Says not to breathe
Forgets to conduct
Gets measure number wrong
Plays Percussion
References his kids
Spends at least ten minutes on one instrument section
Plays at least three different instruments
Gets way too into the music
Random long story that is tangentially relevant
Makes up slang
Obscure music reference
Random pep talk
Po breath
Confusing analogy
Some variation of don't color outside the lines
Has a snack
Throws/
drops/breaks baton
Makes a big deal of stepping onto the podium
Clap and count
Utilizes modern slang
Calls out someone on their phone
Sub-di-vide
Ignores the warmup
Music joke
t-shirt
Randomly solos on trombone
Look at me not your stand
Says not to play while he's talking
Unnecessarily changes tempo while conducting
Tells someone to write something into music
Vocal articulation practice
