Vocal articulation practice Randomly solos on trombone Spends at least ten minutes on one instrument section Look at me not your stand References his kids Wants you to read his mind instead of listening to him Random long story that is tangentially relevant Ignores the warmup Unnecessarily changes tempo while conducting Calls out someone on their phone Makes up slang Needlessly overcomplicates something Tells someone to write something into music Says not to play while he's talking Utilizes modern slang Gets measure number wrong Has a snack Gets way too into the music Sub- di-vide Plays Percussion Obscure music reference Says not to breathe Po breath Some variation of don't color outside the lines Forgets to conduct Makes a big deal of stepping onto the podium Throws/ drops/breaks baton Random pep talk Clap and count Music joke t-shirt Plays at least three different instruments Confusing analogy Vocal articulation practice Randomly solos on trombone Spends at least ten minutes on one instrument section Look at me not your stand References his kids Wants you to read his mind instead of listening to him Random long story that is tangentially relevant Ignores the warmup Unnecessarily changes tempo while conducting Calls out someone on their phone Makes up slang Needlessly overcomplicates something Tells someone to write something into music Says not to play while he's talking Utilizes modern slang Gets measure number wrong Has a snack Gets way too into the music Sub- di-vide Plays Percussion Obscure music reference Says not to breathe Po breath Some variation of don't color outside the lines Forgets to conduct Makes a big deal of stepping onto the podium Throws/ drops/breaks baton Random pep talk Clap and count Music joke t-shirt Plays at least three different instruments Confusing analogy
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Vocal articulation practice
Randomly solos on trombone
Spends at least ten minutes on one instrument section
Look at me not your stand
References his kids
Wants you to read his mind instead of listening to him
Random long story that is tangentially relevant
Ignores the warmup
Unnecessarily changes tempo while conducting
Calls out someone on their phone
Makes up slang
Needlessly overcomplicates something
Tells someone to write something into music
Says not to play while he's talking
Utilizes modern slang
Gets measure number wrong
Has a snack
Gets way too into the music
Sub-di-vide
Plays Percussion
Obscure music reference
Says not to breathe
Po breath
Some variation of don't color outside the lines
Forgets to conduct
Makes a big deal of stepping onto the podium
Throws/
drops/breaks baton
Random pep talk
Clap and count
Music joke
t-shirt
Plays at least three different instruments
Confusing analogy
