Whatabout[unrelatedcrime]?She's500years old"Technically"notpedophiliaShe'svoiced byan adultIt doesn'thurtanyone soit's okayIt's justpixelsYou'vedone thingsI considerworse*Gives up;says grossthings aboutkids until youleaveIt's not ahumancharacterI opposeharmingactual kidsthoughIt's thesame thingas petitemodels*Posts thememe aboutmen liking14yo girlsParents takepictures ofkids andthat's thesame thingYou'rebeing aprudeIf you carewhy haven'tyou calledthe cops?I watchit for thestoryIt's art."Freedomofspeech"Age ofconsent islower inothercountriesReligioustextscondonepedophiliaYou mustbe thepedo forquestioningJapanesepeoplelike loliThecharacteris 18 nowIt's sold instores soit's okayI've neverbeen foundguilty incourtWhatabout[unrelatedcrime]?She's500years old"Technically"notpedophiliaShe'svoiced byan adultIt doesn'thurtanyone soit's okayIt's justpixelsYou'vedone thingsI considerworse*Gives up;says grossthings aboutkids until youleaveIt's not ahumancharacterI opposeharmingactual kidsthoughIt's thesame thingas petitemodels*Posts thememe aboutmen liking14yo girlsParents takepictures ofkids andthat's thesame thingYou'rebeing aprudeIf you carewhy haven'tyou calledthe cops?I watchit for thestoryIt's art."Freedomofspeech"Age ofconsent islower inothercountriesReligioustextscondonepedophiliaYou mustbe thepedo forquestioningJapanesepeoplelike loliThecharacteris 18 nowIt's sold instores soit's okayI've neverbeen foundguilty incourt

Lolicon Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What about [unrelated crime]?
  2. She's 500 years old
  3. "Technically" not pedophilia
  4. She's voiced by an adult
  5. It doesn't hurt anyone so it's okay
  6. It's just pixels
  7. You've done things I consider worse
  8. *Gives up; says gross things about kids until you leave
  9. It's not a human character
  10. I oppose harming actual kids though
  11. It's the same thing as petite models
  12. *Posts the meme about men liking 14yo girls
  13. Parents take pictures of kids and that's the same thing
  14. You're being a prude
  15. If you care why haven't you called the cops?
  16. I watch it for the story
  17. It's art. "Freedom of speech"
  18. Age of consent is lower in other countries
  19. Religious texts condone pedophilia
  20. You must be the pedo for questioning
  21. Japanese people like loli
  22. The character is 18 now
  23. It's sold in stores so it's okay
  24. I've never been found guilty in court