Everyone inthe PC(USA)ispredestinedfor HellConstantlyretweetsJohn Piperor Al MohlerProclaimsthatCalvinism isthe only trueGospel"Yes, Godpredestinedyour (insertunfortunate lifeevent here)"Believes thatidolizing Neo-Calvinist pastorsis an exception tothe FirstCommandmentWonders ifwatching sportson Sunday is aviolation of theFourthCommandmentUses bigwords todescribeReformeddoctrine*growsabeard*"Lutheransare reallyCalvinistsin denial!"Would burnServetus ifgiven thechanceWondersif the PCAis goingliberalSpends everywakingmoment onTGC orDesiring GodOvercompensatingmacho pastorAll-malechurchleadershipPlays the"God isSovereign"card"Complementarianismis an illustration of theHoly Trinity!""I've read tons oftheology books;therefore, I knowmore aboutdoctrine than you!"SharesAdam4dcomics withgay, liberal, oratheist friendsAccusationsof being anArminianWould instituteCalvinisttheocracy ifconstitutionallypossibleAccusationsof being a"Romanist"Young,Restless,andReformedResolvescongregationaldisputes with"churchdiscipline"Continuallyattempts totake over non-CalvinistdenominationsEveryone inthe PC(USA)ispredestinedfor HellConstantlyretweetsJohn Piperor Al MohlerProclaimsthatCalvinism isthe only trueGospel"Yes, Godpredestinedyour (insertunfortunate lifeevent here)"Believes thatidolizing Neo-Calvinist pastorsis an exception tothe FirstCommandmentWonders ifwatching sportson Sunday is aviolation of theFourthCommandmentUses bigwords todescribeReformeddoctrine*growsabeard*"Lutheransare reallyCalvinistsin denial!"Would burnServetus ifgiven thechanceWondersif the PCAis goingliberalSpends everywakingmoment onTGC orDesiring GodOvercompensatingmacho pastorAll-malechurchleadershipPlays the"God isSovereign"card"Complementarianismis an illustration of theHoly Trinity!""I've read tons oftheology books;therefore, I knowmore aboutdoctrine than you!"SharesAdam4dcomics withgay, liberal, oratheist friendsAccusationsof being anArminianWould instituteCalvinisttheocracy ifconstitutionallypossibleAccusationsof being a"Romanist"Young,Restless,andReformedResolvescongregationaldisputes with"churchdiscipline"Continuallyattempts totake over non-Calvinistdenominations

Neo-Calvinist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Everyone in the PC(USA) is predestined for Hell
  2. Constantly retweets John Piper or Al Mohler
  3. Proclaims that Calvinism is the only true Gospel
  4. "Yes, God predestined your (insert unfortunate life event here)"
  5. Believes that idolizing Neo-Calvinist pastors is an exception to the First Commandment
  6. Wonders if watching sports on Sunday is a violation of the Fourth Commandment
  7. Uses big words to describe Reformed doctrine
  8. *grows a beard*
  9. "Lutherans are really Calvinists in denial!"
  10. Would burn Servetus if given the chance
  11. Wonders if the PCA is going liberal
  12. Spends every waking moment on TGC or Desiring God
  13. Overcompensating macho pastor
  14. All-male church leadership
  15. Plays the "God is Sovereign" card
  16. "Complementarianism is an illustration of the Holy Trinity!"
  17. "I've read tons of theology books; therefore, I know more about doctrine than you!"
  18. Shares Adam4d comics with gay, liberal, or atheist friends
  19. Accusations of being an Arminian
  20. Would institute Calvinist theocracy if constitutionally possible
  21. Accusations of being a "Romanist"
  22. Young, Restless, and Reformed
  23. Resolves congregational disputes with "church discipline"
  24. Continually attempts to take over non-Calvinist denominations