"I've read tons oftheology books;therefore, I knowmore aboutdoctrine than you!"*growsabeard*Would burnServetus ifgiven thechanceWould instituteCalvinisttheocracy ifconstitutionallypossibleBelieves thatidolizing Neo-Calvinist pastorsis an exception tothe FirstCommandmentAccusationsof being anArminianUses bigwords todescribeReformeddoctrine"Yes, Godpredestinedyour (insertunfortunate lifeevent here)"Everyone inthe PC(USA)ispredestinedfor Hell"Lutheransare reallyCalvinistsin denial!"Wonders ifwatching sportson Sunday is aviolation of theFourthCommandmentYoung,Restless,andReformedResolvescongregationaldisputes with"churchdiscipline"ConstantlyretweetsJohn Piperor Al MohlerContinuallyattempts totake over non-CalvinistdenominationsAll-malechurchleadershipOvercompensatingmacho pastor"Complementarianismis an illustration of theHoly Trinity!"Accusationsof being a"Romanist"ProclaimsthatCalvinism isthe only trueGospelWondersif the PCAis goingliberalSharesAdam4dcomics withgay, liberal, oratheist friendsSpends everywakingmoment onTGC orDesiring GodPlays the"God isSovereign"card"I've read tons oftheology books;therefore, I knowmore aboutdoctrine than you!"*growsabeard*Would burnServetus ifgiven thechanceWould instituteCalvinisttheocracy ifconstitutionallypossibleBelieves thatidolizing Neo-Calvinist pastorsis an exception tothe FirstCommandmentAccusationsof being anArminianUses bigwords todescribeReformeddoctrine"Yes, Godpredestinedyour (insertunfortunate lifeevent here)"Everyone inthe PC(USA)ispredestinedfor Hell"Lutheransare reallyCalvinistsin denial!"Wonders ifwatching sportson Sunday is aviolation of theFourthCommandmentYoung,Restless,andReformedResolvescongregationaldisputes with"churchdiscipline"ConstantlyretweetsJohn Piperor Al MohlerContinuallyattempts totake over non-CalvinistdenominationsAll-malechurchleadershipOvercompensatingmacho pastor"Complementarianismis an illustration of theHoly Trinity!"Accusationsof being a"Romanist"ProclaimsthatCalvinism isthe only trueGospelWondersif the PCAis goingliberalSharesAdam4dcomics withgay, liberal, oratheist friendsSpends everywakingmoment onTGC orDesiring GodPlays the"God isSovereign"card

Neo-Calvinist Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I've read tons of theology books; therefore, I know more about doctrine than you!"
  2. *grows a beard*
  3. Would burn Servetus if given the chance
  4. Would institute Calvinist theocracy if constitutionally possible
  5. Believes that idolizing Neo-Calvinist pastors is an exception to the First Commandment
  6. Accusations of being an Arminian
  7. Uses big words to describe Reformed doctrine
  8. "Yes, God predestined your (insert unfortunate life event here)"
  9. Everyone in the PC(USA) is predestined for Hell
  10. "Lutherans are really Calvinists in denial!"
  11. Wonders if watching sports on Sunday is a violation of the Fourth Commandment
  12. Young, Restless, and Reformed
  13. Resolves congregational disputes with "church discipline"
  14. Constantly retweets John Piper or Al Mohler
  15. Continually attempts to take over non-Calvinist denominations
  16. All-male church leadership
  17. Overcompensating macho pastor
  18. "Complementarianism is an illustration of the Holy Trinity!"
  19. Accusations of being a "Romanist"
  20. Proclaims that Calvinism is the only true Gospel
  21. Wonders if the PCA is going liberal
  22. Shares Adam4d comics with gay, liberal, or atheist friends
  23. Spends every waking moment on TGC or Desiring God
  24. Plays the "God is Sovereign" card