Glass broken, shout of whoaaa! Bride cries He’s like a son to me Tom hits Dom More out smoking than eating Prune! Cork popped, Fizz wasted Groom cries Best man freezes Red wine undrinkable Herbal substances Terri cries Be upstanding! Raise your glasses Fight starts Someone storms out White wine undrinkable Cuprinol Fake tans Ladies and gentlemen! Dom hits Tom Dress ripped Bridesmaids look lovely I haven’t lost a daughter Someone throws up Glass tapped Wine runs out Bar runs out of beer Ennui overwhelms you Fizz undrinkable Mon Brave! Glass broken, shout of whoaaa! Bride cries He’s like a son to me Tom hits Dom More out smoking than eating Prune! Cork popped, Fizz wasted Groom cries Best man freezes Red wine undrinkable Herbal substances Terri cries Be upstanding! Raise your glasses Fight starts Someone storms out White wine undrinkable Cuprinol Fake tans Ladies and gentlemen! Dom hits Tom Dress ripped Bridesmaids look lovely I haven’t lost a daughter Someone throws up Glass tapped Wine runs out Bar runs out of beer Ennui overwhelms you Fizz undrinkable Mon Brave!
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Glass broken, shout of whoaaa!
Bride cries
He’s like a son to me
Tom hits Dom
More out smoking than eating
Prune!
Cork popped, Fizz wasted
Groom cries
Best man freezes
Red wine undrinkable
Herbal substances
Terri cries
Be upstanding!
Raise your glasses
Fight starts
Someone storms out
White wine undrinkable
Cuprinol Fake tans
Ladies and gentlemen!
Dom hits Tom
Dress ripped
Bridesmaids look lovely
I haven’t lost a daughter
Someone throws up
Glass tapped
Wine runs out
Bar runs out of beer
Ennui overwhelms you
Fizz undrinkable
Mon Brave!
