Terri cries Ladies and gentlemen! Dress ripped Glass broken, shout of whoaaa! Best man freezes Wine runs out Cork popped, Fizz wasted Bar runs out of beer Fight starts Dom hits Tom Glass tapped Someone storms out Fizz undrinkable Bridesmaids look lovely Be upstanding! I haven’t lost a daughter Ennui overwhelms you Raise your glasses More out smoking than eating He’s like a son to me Groom cries White wine undrinkable Mon Brave! Cuprinol Fake tans Someone throws up Bride cries Herbal substances Red wine undrinkable Tom hits Dom Prune! Terri cries Ladies and gentlemen! Dress ripped Glass broken, shout of whoaaa! Best man freezes Wine runs out Cork popped, Fizz wasted Bar runs out of beer Fight starts Dom hits Tom Glass tapped Someone storms out Fizz undrinkable Bridesmaids look lovely Be upstanding! I haven’t lost a daughter Ennui overwhelms you Raise your glasses More out smoking than eating He’s like a son to me Groom cries White wine undrinkable Mon Brave! Cuprinol Fake tans Someone throws up Bride cries Herbal substances Red wine undrinkable Tom hits Dom Prune!
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Terri cries
Ladies and gentlemen!
Dress ripped
Glass broken, shout of whoaaa!
Best man freezes
Wine runs out
Cork popped, Fizz wasted
Bar runs out of beer
Fight starts
Dom hits Tom
Glass tapped
Someone storms out
Fizz undrinkable
Bridesmaids look lovely
Be upstanding!
I haven’t lost a daughter
Ennui overwhelms you
Raise your glasses
More out smoking than eating
He’s like a son to me
Groom cries
White wine undrinkable
Mon Brave!
Cuprinol Fake tans
Someone throws up
Bride cries
Herbal substances
Red wine undrinkable
Tom hits Dom
Prune!
