Wine runs out Raise your glasses More out smoking than eating Tom hits Dom Cork popped, Fizz wasted Best man freezes Cuprinol Fake tans Terri cries Prune! Fight starts Bride cries Glass tapped Ennui overwhelms you White wine undrinkable Someone throws up Dom hits Tom Someone storms out Dress ripped Red wine undrinkable Be upstanding! Herbal substances I haven’t lost a daughter Bridesmaids look lovely He’s like a son to me Ladies and gentlemen! Fizz undrinkable Groom cries Mon Brave! Bar runs out of beer Glass broken, shout of whoaaa! Wine runs out Raise your glasses More out smoking than eating Tom hits Dom Cork popped, Fizz wasted Best man freezes Cuprinol Fake tans Terri cries Prune! Fight starts Bride cries Glass tapped Ennui overwhelms you White wine undrinkable Someone throws up Dom hits Tom Someone storms out Dress ripped Red wine undrinkable Be upstanding! Herbal substances I haven’t lost a daughter Bridesmaids look lovely He’s like a son to me Ladies and gentlemen! Fizz undrinkable Groom cries Mon Brave! Bar runs out of beer Glass broken, shout of whoaaa!
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Wine runs out
Raise your glasses
More out smoking than eating
Tom hits Dom
Cork popped, Fizz wasted
Best man freezes
Cuprinol Fake tans
Terri cries
Prune!
Fight starts
Bride cries
Glass tapped
Ennui overwhelms you
White wine undrinkable
Someone throws up
Dom hits Tom
Someone storms out
Dress ripped
Red wine undrinkable
Be upstanding!
Herbal substances
I haven’t lost a daughter
Bridesmaids look lovely
He’s like a son to me
Ladies and gentlemen!
Fizz undrinkable
Groom cries
Mon Brave!
Bar runs out of beer
Glass broken, shout of whoaaa!
