Red wine undrinkable I haven’t lost a daughter Prune! Glass tapped Tom hits Dom Dom hits Tom More out smoking than eating Bar runs out of beer Herbal substances He’s like a son to me Someone storms out Best man freezes Cork popped, Fizz wasted Bride cries Cuprinol Fake tans Dress ripped Mon Brave! Glass broken, shout of whoaaa! Wine runs out Someone throws up White wine undrinkable Bridesmaids look lovely Be upstanding! Ennui overwhelms you Ladies and gentlemen! Fizz undrinkable Fight starts Raise your glasses Groom cries Terri cries Red wine undrinkable I haven’t lost a daughter Prune! Glass tapped Tom hits Dom Dom hits Tom More out smoking than eating Bar runs out of beer Herbal substances He’s like a son to me Someone storms out Best man freezes Cork popped, Fizz wasted Bride cries Cuprinol Fake tans Dress ripped Mon Brave! Glass broken, shout of whoaaa! Wine runs out Someone throws up White wine undrinkable Bridesmaids look lovely Be upstanding! Ennui overwhelms you Ladies and gentlemen! Fizz undrinkable Fight starts Raise your glasses Groom cries Terri cries
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Red wine undrinkable
I haven’t lost a daughter
Prune!
Glass tapped
Tom hits Dom
Dom hits Tom
More out smoking than eating
Bar runs out of beer
Herbal substances
He’s like a son to me
Someone storms out
Best man freezes
Cork popped, Fizz wasted
Bride cries
Cuprinol Fake tans
Dress ripped
Mon Brave!
Glass broken, shout of whoaaa!
Wine runs out
Someone throws up
White wine undrinkable
Bridesmaids look lovely
Be upstanding!
Ennui overwhelms you
Ladies and gentlemen!
Fizz undrinkable
Fight starts
Raise your glasses
Groom cries
Terri cries
