I would ifI lived inthe cityWhat'sthe point ifI don'thave abs?We don'thave enoughpeople goingI neednewpantsI didntgymtodayIs an Uberevenworth it?What timewould weeven getback?NY is somuchbetter sowhy botherI need towake upearlytomorrow to______TooexpensiveI ateway toomuchIt's tooharassNot todaybut I'mdefinitelydowntomorrowIt's waytoo late rn(its 9pm)TooTiredI needcoffeeI haven'thad ahaircut in9 yearsAre thereeven gonnabe Asiangirls there?My clothesaren'teventailoredCafe centralis gonna beclosed by thetime I wakeup tomorrowI cannotgo outlike thisI'd ratherplaypickleballtbhBro it'stoo farI'm gonnabe sohungryafterI would ifI lived inthe cityWhat'sthe point ifI don'thave abs?We don'thave enoughpeople goingI neednewpantsI didntgymtodayIs an Uberevenworth it?What timewould weeven getback?NY is somuchbetter sowhy botherI need towake upearlytomorrow to______TooexpensiveI ateway toomuchIt's tooharassNot todaybut I'mdefinitelydowntomorrowIt's waytoo late rn(its 9pm)TooTiredI needcoffeeI haven'thad ahaircut in9 yearsAre thereeven gonnabe Asiangirls there?My clothesaren'teventailoredCafe centralis gonna beclosed by thetime I wakeup tomorrowI cannotgo outlike thisI'd ratherplaypickleballtbhBro it'stoo farI'm gonnabe sohungryafter

Andrei's List of Excuses - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I would if I lived in the city
  2. What's the point if I don't have abs?
  3. We don't have enough people going
  4. I need new pants
  5. I didnt gym today
  6. Is an Uber even worth it?
  7. What time would we even get back?
  8. NY is so much better so why bother
  9. I need to wake up early tomorrow to ______
  10. Too expensive
  11. I ate way too much
  12. It's too harass
  13. Not today but I'm definitely down tomorrow
  14. It's way too late rn (its 9pm)
  15. Too Tired
  16. I need coffee
  17. I haven't had a haircut in 9 years
  18. Are there even gonna be Asian girls there?
  19. My clothes aren't even tailored
  20. Cafe central is gonna be closed by the time I wake up tomorrow
  21. I cannot go out like this
  22. I'd rather play pickleball tbh
  23. Bro it's too far
  24. I'm gonna be so hungry after