Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Customer tries to come behind counter Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Barista used the wrong milk Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Free! because something has to be Customer wants drink "extra hot" Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Customer tries to come behind counter Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Barista used the wrong milk Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Free! because something has to be Customer wants drink "extra hot" Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced
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Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have
Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato
Customer wants a cappuccino to-go, but "the cup is half empty"
Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand)
Customer wants a mocha cappuccino
Customer tries to come behind counter
Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.)
Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?)
Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
Customer complains about prices as though you made them
Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it
Barista used the wrong milk
Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it
Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident
Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying
Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row
Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa
Milk tin for steaming moves and screams
Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing)
Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down
Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space)
Free! because something has to be
Customer wants drink "extra hot"
Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%)
Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha)
Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.)
Customer makes point of tipping (yay!)
Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row
Customer wants an iced cafe au lait
Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess
Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas
Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays
Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue)
Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station
Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced
