Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer wants drink "extra hot" Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Customer tries to come behind counter Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Barista used the wrong milk Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Free! because something has to be Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Milk tin for steaming moves and screams Customer wants a mocha cappuccino Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand) Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha) Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it Customer wants drink "extra hot" Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas Customer tries to come behind counter Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space) Customer wants an iced cafe au lait Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%) Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?) Customer complains about prices as though you made them Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.) Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it Barista used the wrong milk Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.) Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down Customer wants a cappuccino to- go, but "the cup is half empty" Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station Free! because something has to be Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue) Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing) Customer makes point of tipping (yay!) Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess Milk tin for steaming moves and screams
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Customer wants a mocha cappuccino
Barista makes hot drink iced, or vice versa
Customer takes someone else's drink (emotional bonus if they don't understand)
Barista calls out wrong drink/word jumbles (medium oat milk mocha)
Customer reads whole menu before ordering something not on it
Customer wants drink "extra hot"
Customer leans over counter to try and talk to busy baristas
Customer tries to come behind counter
Barista has to call drink several times for customer to get it
Customer brings and stays in with dog (free if dog friendly space)
Customer wants an iced cafe au lait
Customer reads the whole menu before asking what you have
Customer manually enters tip that's purposefully small (<10%)
Customer asks for flavor or milk alt. after paying
Customer makes a point of not tipping (Europeans am'i'rite?)
Customer complains about prices as though you made them
Customer orders without any details and won't give any (temp, brew, etc.)
Customer orders macchiato- meant caramel macchiato
Customer tries to tell you how to make drink as you're doing it
Barista used the wrong milk
Customer orders with Starbucks' sizes (venti, trenti, etc.)
Customer orders drinks for text group chat- doesn't know details like milk or hot/iced
Customer brought in outside drinks/food and sat down
Customer wants a cappuccino to-go, but "the cup is half empty"
Customer walks in at the good part of your story twice in a row
Barista dumps a good/fresh shot on accident
Two sets of plastic cups are melted together in a row
Barista forgot drip coffee on- floods brew station
Free! because something has to be
Customer(S) argue/take long time to decide who pays
Regular customer changes order after you made it (patience is a virtue)
Barista steamed a cappuccino as a latte (poor thing)
Customer makes point of tipping (yay!)
Flavor syrup splashes back/against the ice, creates mess
Milk tin for steaming moves and screams
