Have funstormingthe castleTo thepainOh, youmean thisgate keyAnybodywant apeanut?Rodents OfUnusualSize? I don'tthink theyexist.Have you everheard or Plato,Aristotle,Socrates?Yes.Morons!You seem adecentfellow... Ihate to killyou.I onlydog-paddleTrue love isthe greatestthing in theworld, exceptfor a nice MLTRest welland dreamof largewomen.Death cannotstop truelove. All it cando is delay itfor a while.Mawwage iswhat bwingsus togevatoday.I always thinkthat everythingcould be a trap,which is whyI'm still aliveThis is truelove. Do youthink thishappensevery day?Is this akissingbook?And I thoughtthere are fourof us, if we everfind the lady.Hello lady!My name isInigo Montoya.You killed myfather. Prepareto die.Inconceivable!BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Pleaseconsider meas analternative tosuicide"We'll neversurvive.""Nonsense. Youonly say thatbecause noone ever has.Never go inagainst aSicilian whendeath is onthe lineGet some rest.If you haven'tgot your health,then youhaven't gotanythingJesus,Grandpa!What did youread me thisthing for?It's not my faultbeing thebiggest and thestrongest. Idon't evenexercise.You AREthe BruteSquad!Truly, youhave adizzyingintellect.People inmaskscannot betrustedYou seema decentfellow... Ihate to die.I'm not awitch, I'myour wife.The CliffsofInsanity!!!Why do youwear a mask?Were youburned by acid,or somethinglike that?Life is pain,Highness.Anyone whosays differentlyis sellingsomething.You have sixfingers on yourright hand.Someone waslooking for youI do not mean topry, but you don'tby any chancehappen to havesix fingers onyour right hand?You were nothired for yourbrains, youhippopotamiclandmass!Have funstormingthe castleTo thepainOh, youmean thisgate keyAnybodywant apeanut?Rodents OfUnusualSize? I don'tthink theyexist.Have you everheard or Plato,Aristotle,Socrates?Yes.Morons!You seem adecentfellow... Ihate to killyou.I onlydog-paddleTrue love isthe greatestthing in theworld, exceptfor a nice MLTRest welland dreamof largewomen.Death cannotstop truelove. All it cando is delay itfor a while.Mawwage iswhat bwingsus togevatoday.I always thinkthat everythingcould be a trap,which is whyI'm still aliveThis is truelove. Do youthink thishappensevery day?Is this akissingbook?And I thoughtthere are fourof us, if we everfind the lady.Hello lady!My name isInigo Montoya.You killed myfather. Prepareto die.Inconceivable!BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Pleaseconsider meas analternative tosuicide"We'll neversurvive.""Nonsense. Youonly say thatbecause noone ever has.Never go inagainst aSicilian whendeath is onthe lineGet some rest.If you haven'tgot your health,then youhaven't gotanythingJesus,Grandpa!What did youread me thisthing for?It's not my faultbeing thebiggest and thestrongest. Idon't evenexercise.You AREthe BruteSquad!Truly, youhave adizzyingintellect.People inmaskscannot betrustedYou seema decentfellow... Ihate to die.I'm not awitch, I'myour wife.The CliffsofInsanity!!!Why do youwear a mask?Were youburned by acid,or somethinglike that?Life is pain,Highness.Anyone whosays differentlyis sellingsomething.You have sixfingers on yourright hand.Someone waslooking for youI do not mean topry, but you don'tby any chancehappen to havesix fingers onyour right hand?You were nothired for yourbrains, youhippopotamiclandmass!

The Princess Bride Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Have fun storming the castle
  2. To the pain
  3. Oh, you mean this gate key
  4. Anybody want a peanut?
  5. Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
  6. Have you ever heard or Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Yes. Morons!
  7. You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
  8. I only dog-paddle
  9. True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT
  10. Rest well and dream of large women.
  11. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
  12. Mawwage is what bwings us togeva today.
  13. I always think that everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive
  14. This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?
  15. Is this a kissing book?
  16. And I thought there are four of us, if we ever find the lady. Hello lady!
  17. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  18. Inconceivable!
  19. BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  20. Please consider me as an alternative to suicide
  21. "We'll never survive." "Nonsense. You only say that because no one ever has.
  22. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
  23. Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything
  24. Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for?
  25. It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
  26. You ARE the Brute Squad!
  27. Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
  28. People in masks cannot be trusted
  29. You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
  30. I'm not a witch, I'm your wife.
  31. The Cliffs of Insanity!!!
  32. Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
  33. Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  34. You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you
  35. I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
  36. You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!