I always thinkthat everythingcould be a trap,which is whyI'm still aliveYou were nothired for yourbrains, youhippopotamiclandmass!You seema decentfellow... Ihate to die.My name isInigo Montoya.You killed myfather. Prepareto die.And I thoughtthere are fourof us, if we everfind the lady.Hello lady!Have you everheard or Plato,Aristotle,Socrates?Yes.Morons!Death cannotstop truelove. All it cando is delay itfor a while.I'm not awitch, I'myour wife.I onlydog-paddleWhy do youwear a mask?Were youburned by acid,or somethinglike that?"We'll neversurvive.""Nonsense. Youonly say thatbecause noone ever has.Mawwage iswhat bwingsus togevatoday.Rest welland dreamof largewomen.Is this akissingbook?True love isthe greatestthing in theworld, exceptfor a nice MLTHave funstormingthe castleYou seem adecentfellow... Ihate to killyou.It's not my faultbeing thebiggest and thestrongest. Idon't evenexercise.Never go inagainst aSicilian whendeath is onthe lineJesus,Grandpa!What did youread me thisthing for?You have sixfingers on yourright hand.Someone waslooking for youAnybodywant apeanut?Pleaseconsider meas analternative tosuicideThe CliffsofInsanity!!!To thepainYou AREthe BruteSquad!BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Inconceivable!Rodents OfUnusualSize? I don'tthink theyexist.This is truelove. Do youthink thishappensevery day?Oh, youmean thisgate keyGet some rest.If you haven'tgot your health,then youhaven't gotanythingI do not mean topry, but you don'tby any chancehappen to havesix fingers onyour right hand?Life is pain,Highness.Anyone whosays differentlyis sellingsomething.People inmaskscannot betrustedTruly, youhave adizzyingintellect.I always thinkthat everythingcould be a trap,which is whyI'm still aliveYou were nothired for yourbrains, youhippopotamiclandmass!You seema decentfellow... Ihate to die.My name isInigo Montoya.You killed myfather. Prepareto die.And I thoughtthere are fourof us, if we everfind the lady.Hello lady!Have you everheard or Plato,Aristotle,Socrates?Yes.Morons!Death cannotstop truelove. All it cando is delay itfor a while.I'm not awitch, I'myour wife.I onlydog-paddleWhy do youwear a mask?Were youburned by acid,or somethinglike that?"We'll neversurvive.""Nonsense. Youonly say thatbecause noone ever has.Mawwage iswhat bwingsus togevatoday.Rest welland dreamof largewomen.Is this akissingbook?True love isthe greatestthing in theworld, exceptfor a nice MLTHave funstormingthe castleYou seem adecentfellow... Ihate to killyou.It's not my faultbeing thebiggest and thestrongest. Idon't evenexercise.Never go inagainst aSicilian whendeath is onthe lineJesus,Grandpa!What did youread me thisthing for?You have sixfingers on yourright hand.Someone waslooking for youAnybodywant apeanut?Pleaseconsider meas analternative tosuicideThe CliffsofInsanity!!!To thepainYou AREthe BruteSquad!BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Inconceivable!Rodents OfUnusualSize? I don'tthink theyexist.This is truelove. Do youthink thishappensevery day?Oh, youmean thisgate keyGet some rest.If you haven'tgot your health,then youhaven't gotanythingI do not mean topry, but you don'tby any chancehappen to havesix fingers onyour right hand?Life is pain,Highness.Anyone whosays differentlyis sellingsomething.People inmaskscannot betrustedTruly, youhave adizzyingintellect.

The Princess Bride Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I always think that everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive
  2. You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!
  3. You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
  4. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  5. And I thought there are four of us, if we ever find the lady. Hello lady!
  6. Have you ever heard or Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Yes. Morons!
  7. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
  8. I'm not a witch, I'm your wife.
  9. I only dog-paddle
  10. Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
  11. "We'll never survive." "Nonsense. You only say that because no one ever has.
  12. Mawwage is what bwings us togeva today.
  13. Rest well and dream of large women.
  14. Is this a kissing book?
  15. True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT
  16. Have fun storming the castle
  17. You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
  18. It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
  19. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
  20. Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for?
  21. You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you
  22. Anybody want a peanut?
  23. Please consider me as an alternative to suicide
  24. The Cliffs of Insanity!!!
  25. To the pain
  26. You ARE the Brute Squad!
  27. BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  28. Inconceivable!
  29. Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
  30. This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?
  31. Oh, you mean this gate key
  32. Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything
  33. I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
  34. Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  35. People in masks cannot be trusted
  36. Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.