My name isInigo Montoya.You killed myfather. Prepareto die.It's not my faultbeing thebiggest and thestrongest. Idon't evenexercise.Mawwage iswhat bwingsus togevatoday.You were nothired for yourbrains, youhippopotamiclandmass!Is this akissingbook?You seem adecentfellow... Ihate to killyou.Truly, youhave adizzyingintellect.Death cannotstop truelove. All it cando is delay itfor a while.Life is pain,Highness.Anyone whosays differentlyis sellingsomething."We'll neversurvive.""Nonsense. Youonly say thatbecause noone ever has.Pleaseconsider meas analternative tosuicideTo thepainAnybodywant apeanut?Get some rest.If you haven'tgot your health,then youhaven't gotanythingYou AREthe BruteSquad!This is truelove. Do youthink thishappensevery day?I'm not awitch, I'myour wife.Never go inagainst aSicilian whendeath is onthe lineYou seema decentfellow... Ihate to die.True love isthe greatestthing in theworld, exceptfor a nice MLTI do not mean topry, but you don'tby any chancehappen to havesix fingers onyour right hand?The CliffsofInsanity!!!You have sixfingers on yourright hand.Someone waslooking for youHave you everheard or Plato,Aristotle,Socrates?Yes.Morons!Why do youwear a mask?Were youburned by acid,or somethinglike that?Rodents OfUnusualSize? I don'tthink theyexist.And I thoughtthere are fourof us, if we everfind the lady.Hello lady!Inconceivable!Oh, youmean thisgate keyHave funstormingthe castlePeople inmaskscannot betrustedJesus,Grandpa!What did youread me thisthing for?I onlydog-paddleRest welland dreamof largewomen.I always thinkthat everythingcould be a trap,which is whyI'm still aliveBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!My name isInigo Montoya.You killed myfather. Prepareto die.It's not my faultbeing thebiggest and thestrongest. Idon't evenexercise.Mawwage iswhat bwingsus togevatoday.You were nothired for yourbrains, youhippopotamiclandmass!Is this akissingbook?You seem adecentfellow... Ihate to killyou.Truly, youhave adizzyingintellect.Death cannotstop truelove. All it cando is delay itfor a while.Life is pain,Highness.Anyone whosays differentlyis sellingsomething."We'll neversurvive.""Nonsense. Youonly say thatbecause noone ever has.Pleaseconsider meas analternative tosuicideTo thepainAnybodywant apeanut?Get some rest.If you haven'tgot your health,then youhaven't gotanythingYou AREthe BruteSquad!This is truelove. Do youthink thishappensevery day?I'm not awitch, I'myour wife.Never go inagainst aSicilian whendeath is onthe lineYou seema decentfellow... Ihate to die.True love isthe greatestthing in theworld, exceptfor a nice MLTI do not mean topry, but you don'tby any chancehappen to havesix fingers onyour right hand?The CliffsofInsanity!!!You have sixfingers on yourright hand.Someone waslooking for youHave you everheard or Plato,Aristotle,Socrates?Yes.Morons!Why do youwear a mask?Were youburned by acid,or somethinglike that?Rodents OfUnusualSize? I don'tthink theyexist.And I thoughtthere are fourof us, if we everfind the lady.Hello lady!Inconceivable!Oh, youmean thisgate keyHave funstormingthe castlePeople inmaskscannot betrustedJesus,Grandpa!What did youread me thisthing for?I onlydog-paddleRest welland dreamof largewomen.I always thinkthat everythingcould be a trap,which is whyI'm still aliveBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The Princess Bride Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  2. It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
  3. Mawwage is what bwings us togeva today.
  4. You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!
  5. Is this a kissing book?
  6. You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.
  7. Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
  8. Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
  9. Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  10. "We'll never survive." "Nonsense. You only say that because no one ever has.
  11. Please consider me as an alternative to suicide
  12. To the pain
  13. Anybody want a peanut?
  14. Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything
  15. You ARE the Brute Squad!
  16. This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?
  17. I'm not a witch, I'm your wife.
  18. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
  19. You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die.
  20. True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT
  21. I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
  22. The Cliffs of Insanity!!!
  23. You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you
  24. Have you ever heard or Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Yes. Morons!
  25. Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
  26. Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
  27. And I thought there are four of us, if we ever find the lady. Hello lady!
  28. Inconceivable!
  29. Oh, you mean this gate key
  30. Have fun storming the castle
  31. People in masks cannot be trusted
  32. Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for?
  33. I only dog-paddle
  34. Rest well and dream of large women.
  35. I always think that everything could be a trap, which is why I'm still alive
  36. BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!