Sales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)MSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerghostsyouCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerSales repghostsyou andcustomerCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoSEBINGOCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyRepforgets toinvite youto a call"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedProductoutagewhile youdemoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)MSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerghostsyouCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerSales repghostsyou andcustomerCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoSEBINGOCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyRepforgets toinvite youto a call"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedProductoutagewhile youdemo

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  2. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  3. MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  4. Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  5. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  6. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  7. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  8. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  9. Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  10. Customer ghosts you
  11. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  12. Customer smoking while on the call
  13. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  14. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  15. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  16. Fire alarm going off during demo
  17. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  18. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  19. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  20. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  21. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  22. SE BINGO
  23. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  24. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  25. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  26. "They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  27. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  28. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  29. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  30. Product outage while you demo