Customerthoughtwe wereGitlabRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyRepforgets toinvite youto a callCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse time"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Customer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerghostsyouProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyRepforgets toinvite youto a callCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse time"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Customer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerghostsyouProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminated

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  2. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  3. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  4. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  5. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  6. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  7. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  8. Fire alarm going off during demo
  9. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  10. "They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  11. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  12. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  13. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  14. Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  15. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  16. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  17. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  18. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  19. MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  20. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  21. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  22. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  23. Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  24. Customer smoking while on the call
  25. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  26. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  27. Customer ghosts you
  28. Product outage while you demo
  29. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated