Customersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerghostsyouSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "CopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Sales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemProductoutagewhile youdemoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerghostsyouSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "CopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Sales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemProductoutagewhile youdemoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminated

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Customer smoking while on the call
  2. O-Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  3. O-Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  4. N-Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  5. N-Customer thought we were Gitlab
  6. I-Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  7. G-Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  8. I-Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  9. O-Customer ghosts you
  10. B-Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  11. O-"They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  12. N-Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  13. I-MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  14. G-Fire alarm going off during demo
  15. O-Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  16. I-Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  17. N-Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  18. B-MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  19. G-Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  20. B-Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  21. B-Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  22. B-Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  23. O-Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  24. G-Customer shares screen with questionable content
  25. N-Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  26. B-Product outage while you demo
  27. I-MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  28. I-Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  29. G-Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated