Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerghostsyouCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgood"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Customerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonSales repghostsyou andcustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerghostsyouCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgood"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Customerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonSales repghostsyou andcustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoProductoutagewhile youdemo

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  2. G-Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  3. B-Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  4. B-Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  5. G-Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  6. N-Customer thought we were Gitlab
  7. O-Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  8. I-Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  9. I-Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  10. G-Customer smoking while on the call
  11. I-Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  12. G-Customer shares screen with questionable content
  13. I-MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  14. I-Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  15. O-Customer ghosts you
  16. N-Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  17. O-"They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  18. B-Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  19. I-MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  20. N-Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  21. B-Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  22. O-Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  23. G-Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  24. N-Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  25. O-Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  26. B-MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  27. G-Fire alarm going off during demo
  28. N-Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  29. B-Product outage while you demo