Customer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo""They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Sales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)MSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerghostsyouCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodFire alarmgoing offduringdemoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo""They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Sales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)MSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerghostsyouCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodFire alarmgoing offduringdemoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot needed

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  2. O-"They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  3. B-Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  4. B-MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  5. B-Product outage while you demo
  6. G-Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  7. O-Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  8. I-Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  9. G-Customer smoking while on the call
  10. N-Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  11. I-MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  12. O-Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  13. I-Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  14. G-Customer shares screen with questionable content
  15. O-Customer ghosts you
  16. N-Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  17. B-Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  18. G-Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  19. N-Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  20. O-Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  21. I-Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  22. B-Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  23. N-Customer thought we were Gitlab
  24. O-Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  25. I-Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  26. G-Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  27. N-Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  28. G-Fire alarm going off during demo
  29. I-MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed