Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblem"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Sales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Productoutagewhile youdemoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longCustomerghostsyouCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblem"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Sales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Productoutagewhile youdemoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longCustomerghostsyouCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot needed

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  2. O-"They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  3. B-Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  4. N-Customer thought we were Gitlab
  5. B-Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  6. B-Product outage while you demo
  7. O-Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  8. I-Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  9. G-Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  10. G-Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  11. O-Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  12. I-MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  13. B-Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  14. G-Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  15. N-Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  16. I-Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  17. B-MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  18. O-Customer ghosts you
  19. O-Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  20. G-Customer smoking while on the call
  21. B-Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  22. N-Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  23. I-Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  24. G-Fire alarm going off during demo
  25. N-Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  26. O-Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  27. G-Customer shares screen with questionable content
  28. I-Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  29. I-MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed