Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlab"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Questionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"CopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomersmokingwhile onthe callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerghostsyouCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlab"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Questionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"CopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomersmokingwhile onthe callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerghostsyouCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontent

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  2. I-Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  3. G-Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  4. I-Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  5. O-Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  6. N-Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  7. N-Customer thought we were Gitlab
  8. O-"They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  9. O-Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  10. B-Product outage while you demo
  11. B-Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  12. N-Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  13. B-Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  14. N-Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  15. O-Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  16. N-Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  17. I-Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  18. G-Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  19. B-MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  20. G-Fire alarm going off during demo
  21. G-Customer smoking while on the call
  22. G-Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  23. I-Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  24. O-Customer ghosts you
  25. B-Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  26. B-Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  27. I-MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  28. I-MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  29. G-Customer shares screen with questionable content