Customerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeFire alarmgoing offduringdemoProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerghostsyouCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrong"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoSales repghostsyou andcustomerMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeFire alarmgoing offduringdemoProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerghostsyouCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrong"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoSales repghostsyou andcustomerMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  2. O-Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  3. G-Fire alarm going off during demo
  4. B-Product outage while you demo
  5. I-Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  6. I-Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  7. O-Customer ghosts you
  8. G-Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  9. N-Customer thought we were Gitlab
  10. I-MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  11. N-Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  12. G-Customer smoking while on the call
  13. I-Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  14. O-"They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  15. O-Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  16. O-Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  17. N-Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  18. G-Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  19. N-Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  20. G-Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  21. O-Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  22. B-MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  23. G-Customer shares screen with questionable content
  24. B-Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  25. N-Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  26. B-Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  27. B-Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  28. I-MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  29. B-Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"