Customer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentProductoutagewhile youdemoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeFire alarmgoing offduringdemo"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "CustomerghostsyouSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Questionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedRepforgets toinvite youto a callCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentProductoutagewhile youdemoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeFire alarmgoing offduringdemo"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "CustomerghostsyouSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Questionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedRepforgets toinvite youto a callCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub exec

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  2. I-Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  3. G-Customer shares screen with questionable content
  4. B-Product outage while you demo
  5. I-MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  6. N-Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  7. O-Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  8. G-Fire alarm going off during demo
  9. O-"They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  10. O-Customer ghosts you
  11. B-Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  12. O-Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  13. B-Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  14. I-Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  15. B-Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  16. B-MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  17. I-MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  18. G-Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  19. B-Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  20. I-Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  21. G-Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  22. G-Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  23. O-Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  24. N-Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  25. N-Customer thought we were Gitlab
  26. G-Customer smoking while on the call
  27. I-Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  28. N-Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  29. O-Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec