Sales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Customer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongProductoutagewhile youdemoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longSales repghostsyou andcustomerFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerghostsyouCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"MSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Customer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongProductoutagewhile youdemoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longSales repghostsyou andcustomerFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerghostsyouCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"MSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontent

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  2. "They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  3. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  4. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  5. Product outage while you demo
  6. MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  7. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  8. Fire alarm going off during demo
  9. Customer ghosts you
  10. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  11. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  12. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  13. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  14. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  15. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  16. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  17. Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  18. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  19. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  20. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  21. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  22. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  23. Customer smoking while on the call
  24. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  25. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  26. Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  27. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  28. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  29. Customer shares screen with questionable content