Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo""They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerghostsyouCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Rep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo""They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerghostsyouCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Rep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblem

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  2. Product outage while you demo
  3. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  4. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  5. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  6. MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  7. Fire alarm going off during demo
  8. Customer smoking while on the call
  9. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  10. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  11. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  12. "They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  13. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  14. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  15. Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  16. Customer ghosts you
  17. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  18. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  19. Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  20. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  21. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  22. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  23. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  24. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  25. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  26. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  27. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  28. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  29. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem