Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerghostsyouCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longProductoutagewhile youdemo"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Customerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceRepforgets toinvite youto a callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customerbegins toargue withinternal folksQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomer getsan outragesservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerghostsyouCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewont be onslack for longProductoutagewhile youdemo"They willbuy _____if you justdemo it "Customerasks for aextremelyextendedGHAS TrialSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceRepforgets toinvite youto a callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust "demo"Customerbegins toargue withinternal folksQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomer

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  2. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  3. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  4. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  5. Customer gets an outrages services quote for a very basic service
  6. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  7. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  8. Customer smoking while on the call
  9. Customer ghosts you
  10. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  11. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  12. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  13. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  14. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  15. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  16. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  17. MSFT assures customer on a call that we wont be on slack for long
  18. Product outage while you demo
  19. "They will buy _____ if you just demo it "
  20. Customer asks for a extremely extended GHAS Trial
  21. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  22. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  23. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  24. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  25. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  26. Fire alarm going off during demo
  27. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just "demo"
  28. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  29. Questionable background noise coming from the customer