Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomersmokingwhile onthe callFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerghostsyouCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS Trial'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Sales repghostsyou andcustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomersmokingwhile onthe callFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerghostsyouCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS Trial'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Sales repghostsyou andcustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse time

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  2. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  3. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  4. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  5. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  6. Customer smoking while on the call
  7. Fire alarm going off during demo
  8. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  9. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  10. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  11. Product outage while you demo
  12. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  13. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  14. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  15. Customer ghosts you
  16. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  17. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  18. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  19. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  20. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  21. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  22. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  23. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  24. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  25. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  26. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  27. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  28. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  29. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time