Customerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Productoutagewhile youdemoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folks'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerghostsyouQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentFire alarmgoing offduringdemoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Productoutagewhile youdemoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folks'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerghostsyouQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentFire alarmgoing offduringdemoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerinvites youto a WebExconference

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  2. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  3. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  4. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  5. Product outage while you demo
  6. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  7. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  8. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  9. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  10. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  11. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  12. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  13. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  14. Customer ghosts you
  15. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  16. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  17. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  18. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  19. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  20. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  21. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  22. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  23. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  24. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  25. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  26. Fire alarm going off during demo
  27. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  28. Customer smoking while on the call
  29. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference