Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomersmokingwhile onthe call'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerghostsyouRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomersmokingwhile onthe call'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerghostsyouRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execProductoutagewhile youdemo

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  2. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  3. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  4. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  5. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  6. Fire alarm going off during demo
  7. Customer smoking while on the call
  8. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  9. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  10. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  11. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  12. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  13. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  14. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  15. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  16. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  17. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  18. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  19. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  20. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  21. Customer ghosts you
  22. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  23. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  24. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  25. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  26. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  27. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  28. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  29. Product outage while you demo