Fire alarmgoing offduringdemoProductoutagewhile youdemoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerghostsyouCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomersmokingwhile onthe callSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminated'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Repforgets toinvite youto a callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Fire alarmgoing offduringdemoProductoutagewhile youdemoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerghostsyouCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomersmokingwhile onthe callSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminated'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Repforgets toinvite youto a callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fire alarm going off during demo
  2. Product outage while you demo
  3. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  4. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  5. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  6. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  7. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  8. Customer ghosts you
  9. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  10. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  11. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  12. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  13. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  14. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  15. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  16. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  17. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  18. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  19. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  20. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  21. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  22. Customer smoking while on the call
  23. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  24. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  25. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  26. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  27. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  28. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  29. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'