Customerbegins toargue withinternal folksSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir video'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialRepforgets toinvite youto a callCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerinvites youto a WebExconferenceMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackFire alarmgoing offduringdemoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodSales repghostsyou andcustomerProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerghostsyouRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir video'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialRepforgets toinvite youto a callCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerinvites youto a WebExconferenceMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackFire alarmgoing offduringdemoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodSales repghostsyou andcustomerProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerghostsyouRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomersmokingwhile onthe call

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  2. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  3. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  4. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  5. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  6. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  7. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  8. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  9. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  10. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  11. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  12. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  13. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  14. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  15. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  16. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  17. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  18. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  19. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  20. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  21. Fire alarm going off during demo
  22. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  23. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  24. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  25. Product outage while you demo
  26. Customer ghosts you
  27. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  28. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  29. Customer smoking while on the call