Customerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerghostsyouCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoProductoutagewhile youdemoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse time'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execSales repghostsyou andcustomerMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomersmokingwhile onthe callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerghostsyouCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoProductoutagewhile youdemoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse time'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execSales repghostsyou andcustomerMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomersmokingwhile onthe callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlab

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  2. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  3. Customer ghosts you
  4. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  5. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  6. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  7. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  8. Product outage while you demo
  9. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  10. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  11. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  12. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  13. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  14. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  15. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  16. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  17. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  18. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  19. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  20. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  21. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  22. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  23. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  24. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  25. Customer smoking while on the call
  26. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  27. Fire alarm going off during demo
  28. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  29. Customer thought we were Gitlab