Customer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackSales repghostsyou andcustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Sales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerghostsyou'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customersmokingwhile onthe callCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackSales repghostsyou andcustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Sales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerghostsyou'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customersmokingwhile onthe call

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  2. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  3. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  4. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  5. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  6. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  7. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  8. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  9. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  10. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  11. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  12. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  13. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  14. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  15. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  16. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  17. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  18. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  19. Product outage while you demo
  20. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  21. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  22. Fire alarm going off during demo
  23. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  24. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  25. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  26. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  27. Customer ghosts you
  28. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  29. Customer smoking while on the call