Customersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerFire alarmgoing offduringdemoSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerghostsyouCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longProductoutagewhile youdemo'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Sales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomersmokingwhile onthe callMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerFire alarmgoing offduringdemoSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerghostsyouCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longProductoutagewhile youdemo'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Sales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomersmokingwhile onthe callMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir video

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  2. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  3. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  4. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  5. Fire alarm going off during demo
  6. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  7. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  8. Customer ghosts you
  9. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  10. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  11. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  12. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  13. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  14. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  15. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  16. Product outage while you demo
  17. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  18. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  19. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  20. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  21. Customer smoking while on the call
  22. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  23. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  24. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  25. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  26. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  27. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  28. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  29. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video