Questionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgood'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customersmokingwhile onthe callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedSales repghostsyou andcustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerghostsyouCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackFire alarmgoing offduringdemoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgood'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customersmokingwhile onthe callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedSales repghostsyou andcustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerghostsyouCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackFire alarmgoing offduringdemo

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  2. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  3. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  4. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  5. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  6. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  7. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  8. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  9. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  10. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  11. Customer smoking while on the call
  12. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  13. Product outage while you demo
  14. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  15. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  16. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  17. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  18. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  19. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  20. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  21. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  22. Customer ghosts you
  23. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  24. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  25. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  26. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  27. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  28. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  29. Fire alarm going off during demo