'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerghostsyouCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companySales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomersmokingwhile onthe callProductoutagewhile youdemoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlab'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerghostsyouCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentRepforgets toinvite youto a callMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companySales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomersmokingwhile onthe callProductoutagewhile youdemoQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlab

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  2. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  3. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  4. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  5. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  6. Customer ghosts you
  7. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  8. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  9. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  10. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  11. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  12. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  13. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  14. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  15. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  16. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  17. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  18. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  19. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  20. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  21. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  22. Customer smoking while on the call
  23. Product outage while you demo
  24. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  25. Fire alarm going off during demo
  26. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  27. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  28. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  29. Customer thought we were Gitlab