Sales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerghostsyouCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksProductoutagewhile youdemoRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS Trial'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerghostsyouCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksProductoutagewhile youdemoRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS Trial'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'MSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prison

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  2. Customer ghosts you
  3. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  4. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  5. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  6. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  7. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  8. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  9. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  10. Product outage while you demo
  11. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  12. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  13. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  14. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  15. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  16. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  17. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  18. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  19. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  20. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  21. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  22. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  23. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  24. Customer smoking while on the call
  25. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  26. Fire alarm going off during demo
  27. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  28. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  29. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison