Customerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerghostsyouCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longRepforgets toinvite youto a callQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execFire alarmgoing offduringdemoRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'MSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demo'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerthoughtwe wereGitlabSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerghostsyouCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longRepforgets toinvite youto a callQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execFire alarmgoing offduringdemoRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'MSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demo'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerthoughtwe wereGitlabSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folks

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  2. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  3. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  4. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  5. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  6. Customer ghosts you
  7. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  8. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  9. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  10. Product outage while you demo
  11. Customer smoking while on the call
  12. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  13. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  14. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  15. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  16. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  17. Fire alarm going off during demo
  18. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  19. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  20. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  21. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  22. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  23. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  24. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  25. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  26. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  27. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  28. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  29. Customer begins to argue with internal folks