Fire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomersmokingwhile onthe callMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folks'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Productoutagewhile youdemoCustomerghostsyouCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongRepforgets toinvite youto a callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomersmokingwhile onthe callMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folks'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Productoutagewhile youdemoCustomerghostsyouCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongRepforgets toinvite youto a callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomer

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fire alarm going off during demo
  2. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  3. Customer smoking while on the call
  4. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  5. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  6. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  7. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  8. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  9. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  10. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  11. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  12. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  13. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  14. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  15. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  16. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  17. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  18. Product outage while you demo
  19. Customer ghosts you
  20. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  21. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  22. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  23. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  24. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  25. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  26. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  27. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  28. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  29. Questionable background noise coming from the customer