Customerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomersmokingwhile onthe callSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgood'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentSales repghostsyou andcustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerghostsyouMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomersmokingwhile onthe callSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgood'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentSales repghostsyou andcustomerRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomerghostsyouMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomer

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  2. Customer smoking while on the call
  3. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  4. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  5. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  6. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  7. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  8. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  9. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  10. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  11. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  12. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  13. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  14. Fire alarm going off during demo
  15. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  16. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  17. Customer ghosts you
  18. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  19. Product outage while you demo
  20. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  21. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  22. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  23. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  24. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  25. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  26. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  27. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  28. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  29. Questionable background noise coming from the customer