Customer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemSales repghostsyou andcustomerMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerghostsyouFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub exec'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedProductoutagewhile youdemoRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemSales repghostsyou andcustomerMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerghostsyouFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub exec'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedProductoutagewhile youdemoRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Customerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folks

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  2. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  3. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  4. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  5. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  6. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  7. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  8. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  9. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  10. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  11. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  12. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  13. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  14. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  15. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  16. Customer smoking while on the call
  17. Customer ghosts you
  18. Fire alarm going off during demo
  19. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  20. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  21. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  22. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  23. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  24. Product outage while you demo
  25. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  26. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  27. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  28. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  29. Customer begins to argue with internal folks