Customerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonFire alarmgoing offduringdemoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomersmokingwhile onthe callProductoutagewhile youdemoSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Rep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerghostsyouCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo''They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Questionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonFire alarmgoing offduringdemoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomersmokingwhile onthe callProductoutagewhile youdemoSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Rep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerghostsyouCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo''They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Questionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic service

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  2. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  3. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  4. Fire alarm going off during demo
  5. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  6. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  7. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  8. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  9. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  10. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  11. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  12. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  13. Customer smoking while on the call
  14. Product outage while you demo
  15. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  16. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  17. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  18. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  19. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  20. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  21. Customer ghosts you
  22. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  23. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  24. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  25. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  26. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  27. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  28. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  29. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service