Questionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksProductoutagewhile youdemoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Fire alarmgoing offduringdemoCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerghostsyouCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companySales repghostsyou andcustomer'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksProductoutagewhile youdemoSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Fire alarmgoing offduringdemoCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomerghostsyouCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companySales repghostsyou andcustomer'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlab

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  2. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  3. Customer smoking while on the call
  4. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  5. Product outage while you demo
  6. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  7. Fire alarm going off during demo
  8. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  9. Customer ghosts you
  10. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  11. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  12. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  13. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  14. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  15. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  16. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  17. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  18. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  19. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  20. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  21. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  22. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  23. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  24. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  25. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  26. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  27. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  28. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  29. Customer thought we were Gitlab