Customerthoughtwe wereGitlabCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companySales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Questionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir video'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerghostsyouMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Repforgets toinvite youto a callCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeCustomerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for longCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companySales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)Questionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir video'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customersmokingwhile onthe callCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedCustomerghostsyouMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Repforgets toinvite youto a callCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceFire alarmgoing offduringdemo

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  2. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  3. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  4. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  5. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  6. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long
  7. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  8. Product outage while you demo
  9. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  10. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  11. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  12. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  13. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  14. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  15. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  16. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  17. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  18. Customer smoking while on the call
  19. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  20. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  21. Customer ghosts you
  22. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  23. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  24. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  25. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  26. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  27. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  28. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  29. Fire alarm going off during demo