'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomersmokingwhile onthe callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)CustomerghostsyouCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for long'They willbuy _____if you justdemo it'Customerdoesn'trealize theyare showingtheir videoMSFT sends youand yourmanager anemail about usingZoom, GoogleCal, and SlackMSFT invitesyou to a callemphasizingthe importance,then you arenot neededCustomer talksabout being ahacker andgoing to prisonFire alarmgoing offduringdemoCustomerjoins withlights off soonly face isilluminatedQuestionablebackgroundnoise comingfrom thecustomerCustomerthoughtwe wereGitlabCopilotEnterprisedoes notwork while ona live demoCustomersharesscreen withquestionablecontentProductoutagewhile youdemoCustomer doesnot want toanswer anyquestions andwants you tojust 'demo'Customerexplainssomething aboutGitHub and iscompletelywrongCustomersmokingwhile onthe callRep books acall withcustomers thatare all internsat the companyCustomerbegins toargue withinternal folksSales Repembellishes yourtitle to make yousound special(solutionsarchitect)CustomerghostsyouCustomerthreatens toemail aGitHub execSales repghostsyou andcustomerCustomerinvites youto a WebExconferenceCustomerasks for anextremelyextendedGHAS TrialCustomer opensnormal supportticket andproceeds to emailyou about the slowresponse timeRepforgets toinvite youto a callCustomer getsan outrageousservices quotefor a verybasic serviceCustomerinvites you to acall totroubleshoot anon-GitHubproblemCustomerknows you froma previousengagementthat was notgoodMSFT assurescustomer on acall that wewon't be onslack for long

SE Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. 'They will buy _____ if you just demo it'
  2. Customer doesn't realize they are showing their video
  3. MSFT sends you and your manager an email about using Zoom, Google Cal, and Slack
  4. MSFT invites you to a call emphasizing the importance, then you are not needed
  5. Customer talks about being a hacker and going to prison
  6. Fire alarm going off during demo
  7. Customer joins with lights off so only face is illuminated
  8. Questionable background noise coming from the customer
  9. Customer thought we were Gitlab
  10. Copilot Enterprise does not work while on a live demo
  11. Customer shares screen with questionable content
  12. Product outage while you demo
  13. Customer does not want to answer any questions and wants you to just 'demo'
  14. Customer explains something about GitHub and is completely wrong
  15. Customer smoking while on the call
  16. Rep books a call with customers that are all interns at the company
  17. Customer begins to argue with internal folks
  18. Sales Rep embellishes your title to make you sound special (solutions architect)
  19. Customer ghosts you
  20. Customer threatens to email a GitHub exec
  21. Sales rep ghosts you and customer
  22. Customer invites you to a WebEx conference
  23. Customer asks for an extremely extended GHAS Trial
  24. Customer opens normal support ticket and proceeds to email you about the slow response time
  25. Rep forgets to invite you to a call
  26. Customer gets an outrageous services quote for a very basic service
  27. Customer invites you to a call to troubleshoot a non-GitHub problem
  28. Customer knows you from a previous engagement that was not good
  29. MSFT assures customer on a call that we won't be on slack for long