John getsthe houselegally intoour namesJohn sellsWoodsideCourtJohndivorceshis wifeAdrian'swifecontactsmeAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohnproposesto me>_>Johnbreaks upwith meAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)I sell thebungalowI resignfrommy jobJohnkicks meout of thehouseAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineI breakup withJohnSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieJohncheats onme againJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)GMEshortsqueezeWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedHayleycontactsmeWe finallyget thegardencompleted!Caravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)NataliecontactsmeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesJohn sellsWoodsideCourtJohndivorceshis wifeAdrian'swifecontactsmeAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohnproposesto me>_>Johnbreaks upwith meAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)I sell thebungalowI resignfrommy jobJohnkicks meout of thehouseAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineI breakup withJohnSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieJohncheats onme againJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)GMEshortsqueezeWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedHayleycontactsmeWe finallyget thegardencompleted!Caravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Nataliecontactsme

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. John gets the house legally into our names
  2. John sells Woodside Court
  3. John divorces his wife
  4. Adrian's wife contacts me
  5. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  6. John proposes to me >_>
  7. John breaks up with me
  8. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  9. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  10. I sell the bungalow
  11. I resign from my job
  12. John kicks me out of the house
  13. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  14. I break up with John
  15. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  16. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  17. John cheats on me again
  18. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  19. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  20. GME short squeeze
  21. We get the rest of the house sorted
  22. Hayley contacts me
  23. We finally get the garden completed!
  24. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  25. Natalie contacts me