Johnkicks meout of thehouseWe finallyget thegardencompleted!Johnproposesto me>_>Some otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)We getthe rest ofthe housesortedI sell thebungalowJohnbreaks upwith meJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineJohndivorceshis wifeGMEshortsqueezeJohn sellsWoodsideCourtI breakup withJohnI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieJohncheats onme againNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)I resignfrommy jobAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meNataliecontactsmeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesAdrian'swifecontactsmeHayleycontactsmeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Adrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohnkicks meout of thehouseWe finallyget thegardencompleted!Johnproposesto me>_>Some otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)We getthe rest ofthe housesortedI sell thebungalowJohnbreaks upwith meJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineJohndivorceshis wifeGMEshortsqueezeJohn sellsWoodsideCourtI breakup withJohnI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieJohncheats onme againNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)I resignfrommy jobAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meNataliecontactsmeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesAdrian'swifecontactsmeHayleycontactsmeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Adrianinvites meon hisMexico trip

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. John kicks me out of the house
  2. We finally get the garden completed!
  3. John proposes to me >_>
  4. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  5. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  6. We get the rest of the house sorted
  7. I sell the bungalow
  8. John breaks up with me
  9. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  10. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  11. John divorces his wife
  12. GME short squeeze
  13. John sells Woodside Court
  14. I break up with John
  15. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  16. John cheats on me again
  17. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  18. I resign from my job
  19. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  20. Natalie contacts me
  21. John gets the house legally into our names
  22. Adrian's wife contacts me
  23. Hayley contacts me
  24. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  25. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip