Johndivorceshis wifeI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohncheats onme againHayleycontactsmeI resignfrommy jobJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeWe finallyget thegardencompleted!I breakup withJohnCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)NataliecontactsmeAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Adrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohnbreaks upwith meI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)We getthe rest ofthe housesortedJohnproposesto me>_>Some otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meI sell thebungalowGMEshortsqueezeJohnkicks meout of thehouseJohn sellsWoodsideCourtAdrian'swifecontactsmeJohndivorceshis wifeI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohncheats onme againHayleycontactsmeI resignfrommy jobJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeWe finallyget thegardencompleted!I breakup withJohnCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)NataliecontactsmeAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Adrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohnbreaks upwith meI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)We getthe rest ofthe housesortedJohnproposesto me>_>Some otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meI sell thebungalowGMEshortsqueezeJohnkicks meout of thehouseJohn sellsWoodsideCourtAdrian'swifecontactsme

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. John divorces his wife
  2. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  3. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  4. John cheats on me again
  5. Hayley contacts me
  6. I resign from my job
  7. John gets the house legally into our names
  8. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  9. We finally get the garden completed!
  10. I break up with John
  11. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  12. Natalie contacts me
  13. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  14. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  15. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  16. John breaks up with me
  17. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  18. We get the rest of the house sorted
  19. John proposes to me >_>
  20. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  21. I sell the bungalow
  22. GME short squeeze
  23. John kicks me out of the house
  24. John sells Woodside Court
  25. Adrian's wife contacts me