Johnbreaks upwith meJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeJohnproposesto me>_>We finallyget thegardencompleted!Johndivorceshis wifeCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)New caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Adrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineAdrian'swifecontactsmeJohncheats onme againNataliecontactsmeI resignfrommy jobGMEshortsqueezeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohnkicks meout of thehouseSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meJohn sellsWoodsideCourtI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Adrianinvites meon hisMexico tripHayleycontactsmeI sell thebungalowI breakup withJohnJohnbreaks upwith meJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeJohnproposesto me>_>We finallyget thegardencompleted!Johndivorceshis wifeCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)New caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Adrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineAdrian'swifecontactsmeJohncheats onme againNataliecontactsmeI resignfrommy jobGMEshortsqueezeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohnkicks meout of thehouseSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meJohn sellsWoodsideCourtI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Adrianinvites meon hisMexico tripHayleycontactsmeI sell thebungalowI breakup withJohn

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. John breaks up with me
  2. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  3. John proposes to me >_>
  4. We finally get the garden completed!
  5. John divorces his wife
  6. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  7. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  8. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  9. Adrian's wife contacts me
  10. John cheats on me again
  11. Natalie contacts me
  12. I resign from my job
  13. GME short squeeze
  14. John gets the house legally into our names
  15. We get the rest of the house sorted
  16. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  17. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  18. John kicks me out of the house
  19. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  20. John sells Woodside Court
  21. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  22. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  23. Hayley contacts me
  24. I sell the bungalow
  25. I break up with John