Johncheats onme againI resignfrommy jobAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meJohnkicks meout of thehouseAdrian'swifecontactsmeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesWe finallyget thegardencompleted!HayleycontactsmeAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohn sellsWoodsideCourtJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieI sell thebungalowJohnbreaks upwith meNataliecontactsmeAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineGMEshortsqueezeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Johndivorceshis wifeWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedJohnproposesto me>_>New caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)I breakup withJohnCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Johncheats onme againI resignfrommy jobAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meJohnkicks meout of thehouseAdrian'swifecontactsmeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesWe finallyget thegardencompleted!HayleycontactsmeAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohn sellsWoodsideCourtJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieI sell thebungalowJohnbreaks upwith meNataliecontactsmeAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineGMEshortsqueezeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Johndivorceshis wifeWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedJohnproposesto me>_>New caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)I breakup withJohnCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. John cheats on me again
  2. I resign from my job
  3. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  4. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  5. John kicks me out of the house
  6. Adrian's wife contacts me
  7. John gets the house legally into our names
  8. We finally get the garden completed!
  9. Hayley contacts me
  10. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  11. John sells Woodside Court
  12. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  13. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  14. I sell the bungalow
  15. John breaks up with me
  16. Natalie contacts me
  17. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  18. GME short squeeze
  19. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  20. John divorces his wife
  21. We get the rest of the house sorted
  22. John proposes to me >_>
  23. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  24. I break up with John
  25. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)