John sellsWoodsideCourtJohnbreaks upwith meI resignfrommy jobWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meGMEshortsqueezeAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripI breakup withJohnJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeAdrian'swifecontactsmeJohndivorceshis wifeJohncheats onme againJohnkicks meout of thehouseHayleycontactsmeJohnproposesto me>_>Caravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Adriandeclareshis undyinglove for meNataliecontactsmeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)We finallyget thegardencompleted!I sell thebungalowNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Adrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesJohn sellsWoodsideCourtJohnbreaks upwith meI resignfrommy jobWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meGMEshortsqueezeAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripI breakup withJohnJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeAdrian'swifecontactsmeJohndivorceshis wifeJohncheats onme againJohnkicks meout of thehouseHayleycontactsmeJohnproposesto me>_>Caravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Adriandeclareshis undyinglove for meNataliecontactsmeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)We finallyget thegardencompleted!I sell thebungalowNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Adrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineJohn getsthe houselegally intoour names

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. John sells Woodside Court
  2. John breaks up with me
  3. I resign from my job
  4. We get the rest of the house sorted
  5. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  6. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  7. GME short squeeze
  8. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  9. I break up with John
  10. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  11. Adrian's wife contacts me
  12. John divorces his wife
  13. John cheats on me again
  14. John kicks me out of the house
  15. Hayley contacts me
  16. John proposes to me >_>
  17. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  18. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  19. Natalie contacts me
  20. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  21. We finally get the garden completed!
  22. I sell the bungalow
  23. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  24. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  25. John gets the house legally into our names