HayleycontactsmeCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Some otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meJohn sellsWoodsideCourtAdrian'swifecontactsmeJohncheats onme againI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineNataliecontactsmeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Johnkicks meout of thehouseJohnproposesto me>_>I breakup withJohnJohndivorceshis wifeNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)John getsthe houselegally intoour namesI sell thebungalowAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeI resignfrommy jobJohnbreaks upwith meWe finallyget thegardencompleted!GMEshortsqueezeWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meHayleycontactsmeCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Some otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meJohn sellsWoodsideCourtAdrian'swifecontactsmeJohncheats onme againI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineNataliecontactsmeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Johnkicks meout of thehouseJohnproposesto me>_>I breakup withJohnJohndivorceshis wifeNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)John getsthe houselegally intoour namesI sell thebungalowAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeI resignfrommy jobJohnbreaks upwith meWe finallyget thegardencompleted!GMEshortsqueezeWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for me

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hayley contacts me
  2. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  3. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  4. John sells Woodside Court
  5. Adrian's wife contacts me
  6. John cheats on me again
  7. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  8. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  9. Natalie contacts me
  10. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  11. John kicks me out of the house
  12. John proposes to me >_>
  13. I break up with John
  14. John divorces his wife
  15. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  16. John gets the house legally into our names
  17. I sell the bungalow
  18. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  19. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  20. I resign from my job
  21. John breaks up with me
  22. We finally get the garden completed!
  23. GME short squeeze
  24. We get the rest of the house sorted
  25. Adrian declares his undying love for me