Caravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Adrian'swifecontactsmeI breakup withJohnJohnbreaks upwith meI sell thebungalowAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeHayleycontactsmeJohnkicks meout of thehouseI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieJohn sellsWoodsideCourtAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meGMEshortsqueezeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Johndivorceshis wifeAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohncheats onme againJohnproposesto me>_>We finallyget thegardencompleted!Some otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meNataliecontactsmeI resignfrommy jobNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Caravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Adrian'swifecontactsmeI breakup withJohnJohnbreaks upwith meI sell thebungalowAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeHayleycontactsmeJohnkicks meout of thehouseI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieJohn sellsWoodsideCourtAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meGMEshortsqueezeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Johndivorceshis wifeAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohncheats onme againJohnproposesto me>_>We finallyget thegardencompleted!Some otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meNataliecontactsmeI resignfrommy jobNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  2. Adrian's wife contacts me
  3. I break up with John
  4. John breaks up with me
  5. I sell the bungalow
  6. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  7. We get the rest of the house sorted
  8. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  9. Hayley contacts me
  10. John kicks me out of the house
  11. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  12. John sells Woodside Court
  13. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  14. GME short squeeze
  15. John gets the house legally into our names
  16. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  17. John divorces his wife
  18. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  19. John cheats on me again
  20. John proposes to me >_>
  21. We finally get the garden completed!
  22. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  23. Natalie contacts me
  24. I resign from my job
  25. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)