John's(ex-)wifecontactsmeNataliecontactsmeAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieWe finallyget thegardencompleted!Johnbreaks upwith meJohndivorceshis wifeCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Some otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meHayleycontactsmeI breakup withJohnJohn sellsWoodsideCourtI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)John getsthe houselegally intoour namesGMEshortsqueezeJohnkicks meout of thehouseNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)We getthe rest ofthe housesortedI resignfrommy jobJohncheats onme againAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohnproposesto me>_>Adrian'swifecontactsmeAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineI sell thebungalowJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeNataliecontactsmeAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieWe finallyget thegardencompleted!Johnbreaks upwith meJohndivorceshis wifeCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Some otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meHayleycontactsmeI breakup withJohnJohn sellsWoodsideCourtI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)John getsthe houselegally intoour namesGMEshortsqueezeJohnkicks meout of thehouseNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)We getthe rest ofthe housesortedI resignfrommy jobJohncheats onme againAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohnproposesto me>_>Adrian'swifecontactsmeAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineI sell thebungalow

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  2. Natalie contacts me
  3. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  4. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  5. We finally get the garden completed!
  6. John breaks up with me
  7. John divorces his wife
  8. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  9. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  10. Hayley contacts me
  11. I break up with John
  12. John sells Woodside Court
  13. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  14. John gets the house legally into our names
  15. GME short squeeze
  16. John kicks me out of the house
  17. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  18. We get the rest of the house sorted
  19. I resign from my job
  20. John cheats on me again
  21. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  22. John proposes to me >_>
  23. Adrian's wife contacts me
  24. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  25. I sell the bungalow