Adriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohncheats onme againSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meGMEshortsqueezeI resignfrommy jobAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripI breakup withJohnJohnkicks meout of thehouseAdrian'swifecontactsmeNataliecontactsmeNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)HayleycontactsmeJohnbreaks upwith meJohnproposesto me>_>We finallyget thegardencompleted!John sellsWoodsideCourtI sell thebungalowAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)I get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieJohndivorceshis wifeWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)John's(ex-)wifecontactsmeAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohncheats onme againSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meGMEshortsqueezeI resignfrommy jobAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripI breakup withJohnJohnkicks meout of thehouseAdrian'swifecontactsmeNataliecontactsmeNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)HayleycontactsmeJohnbreaks upwith meJohnproposesto me>_>We finallyget thegardencompleted!John sellsWoodsideCourtI sell thebungalowAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)I get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieJohndivorceshis wifeWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)John's(ex-)wifecontactsme

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  2. John cheats on me again
  3. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  4. GME short squeeze
  5. I resign from my job
  6. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  7. I break up with John
  8. John kicks me out of the house
  9. Adrian's wife contacts me
  10. Natalie contacts me
  11. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  12. Hayley contacts me
  13. John breaks up with me
  14. John proposes to me >_>
  15. We finally get the garden completed!
  16. John sells Woodside Court
  17. I sell the bungalow
  18. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  19. John gets the house legally into our names
  20. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  21. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  22. John divorces his wife
  23. We get the rest of the house sorted
  24. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  25. John's (ex-)wife contacts me