GMEshortsqueezeNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)We getthe rest ofthe housesortedJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesJohn sellsWoodsideCourtAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohnproposesto me>_>We finallyget thegardencompleted!I sell thebungalowJohncheats onme againJohnkicks meout of thehouseI resignfrommy jobNataliecontactsmeI breakup withJohnJohnbreaks upwith meSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meHayleycontactsmeAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Adrian'swifecontactsmeJohndivorceshis wifeCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)I get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieGMEshortsqueezeNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)We getthe rest ofthe housesortedJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesJohn sellsWoodsideCourtAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohnproposesto me>_>We finallyget thegardencompleted!I sell thebungalowJohncheats onme againJohnkicks meout of thehouseI resignfrommy jobNataliecontactsmeI breakup withJohnJohnbreaks upwith meSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meHayleycontactsmeAdrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Adrian'swifecontactsmeJohndivorceshis wifeCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)I get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and die

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. GME short squeeze
  2. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  3. We get the rest of the house sorted
  4. John gets the house legally into our names
  5. John sells Woodside Court
  6. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  7. John proposes to me >_>
  8. We finally get the garden completed!
  9. I sell the bungalow
  10. John cheats on me again
  11. John kicks me out of the house
  12. I resign from my job
  13. Natalie contacts me
  14. I break up with John
  15. John breaks up with me
  16. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  17. Hayley contacts me
  18. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  19. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  20. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  21. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  22. Adrian's wife contacts me
  23. John divorces his wife
  24. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  25. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die