I get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieJohnproposesto me>_>HayleycontactsmeJohn sellsWoodsideCourtAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohnkicks meout of thehouseJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Adrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineWe finallyget thegardencompleted!I sell thebungalowCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)New caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Johncheats onme againI breakup withJohnJohnbreaks upwith meJohndivorceshis wifeNataliecontactsmeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesI resignfrommy jobGMEshortsqueezeAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedAdrian'swifecontactsmeI get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieJohnproposesto me>_>HayleycontactsmeJohn sellsWoodsideCourtAdrianinvites meon hisMexico tripJohnkicks meout of thehouseJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)Adrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineWe finallyget thegardencompleted!I sell thebungalowCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)New caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Johncheats onme againI breakup withJohnJohnbreaks upwith meJohndivorceshis wifeNataliecontactsmeJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesI resignfrommy jobGMEshortsqueezeAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedAdrian'swifecontactsme

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  2. John proposes to me >_>
  3. Hayley contacts me
  4. John sells Woodside Court
  5. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  6. John kicks me out of the house
  7. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  8. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  9. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  10. We finally get the garden completed!
  11. I sell the bungalow
  12. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)
  13. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  14. John cheats on me again
  15. I break up with John
  16. John breaks up with me
  17. John divorces his wife
  18. Natalie contacts me
  19. John gets the house legally into our names
  20. I resign from my job
  21. GME short squeeze
  22. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  23. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  24. We get the rest of the house sorted
  25. Adrian's wife contacts me