Adrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohnproposesto me>_>Johnbreaks upwith meAdrian'swifecontactsmeI resignfrommy jobWe finallyget thegardencompleted!HayleycontactsmeNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Adrianinvites meon hisMexico tripI breakup withJohnJohnkicks meout of thehouseJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesI sell thebungalowGMEshortsqueezeJohndivorceshis wifeWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedJohncheats onme againI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)I get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meJohn sellsWoodsideCourtNataliecontactsmeCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)Adrian getsme something(again) fromthe TepitoshrineJohn's(ex-)wifecontactsmeAdriandeclareshis undyinglove for meJohnproposesto me>_>Johnbreaks upwith meAdrian'swifecontactsmeI resignfrommy jobWe finallyget thegardencompleted!HayleycontactsmeNew caretakerleaves beforethey've started(again)Adrianinvites meon hisMexico tripI breakup withJohnJohnkicks meout of thehouseJohn getsthe houselegally intoour namesI sell thebungalowGMEshortsqueezeJohndivorceshis wifeWe getthe rest ofthe housesortedJohncheats onme againI win £1millionfrom £50kPremiumBonds (post-bungalow sale)I get breastcancer at 34(like mymum did)and dieSome otherAP of John'swho I don'tknow aboutcontacts meJohn sellsWoodsideCourtNataliecontactsmeCaravangetsscrapped (+£3k bill forJohn)

The Shitshow That Is My Life - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Adrian gets me something (again) from the Tepito shrine
  2. John's (ex-)wife contacts me
  3. Adrian declares his undying love for me
  4. John proposes to me >_>
  5. John breaks up with me
  6. Adrian's wife contacts me
  7. I resign from my job
  8. We finally get the garden completed!
  9. Hayley contacts me
  10. New caretaker leaves before they've started (again)
  11. Adrian invites me on his Mexico trip
  12. I break up with John
  13. John kicks me out of the house
  14. John gets the house legally into our names
  15. I sell the bungalow
  16. GME short squeeze
  17. John divorces his wife
  18. We get the rest of the house sorted
  19. John cheats on me again
  20. I win £1million from £50k Premium Bonds (post-bungalow sale)
  21. I get breast cancer at 34 (like my mum did) and die
  22. Some other AP of John's who I don't know about contacts me
  23. John sells Woodside Court
  24. Natalie contacts me
  25. Caravan gets scrapped (+£3k bill for John)