On you don’t wantto come to themeeting? Trycomplaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?If his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youRunning aftera parent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingCursed atby astudent orparentI don’t alwayshave to handlea crisis. Butwhen I do, it’son a Fridayafternoon.Dance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Lack ofplanning onyour part doesnot constitutean emergencyon my partI’ve only askedyou for the ratingscale back 5times. Thank youfor giving it to methe day of themeeting.By all means,humiliate the kid infront of the classand then request abehavior plan. Ilove cleaning upyour messes.If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Thenhe definitelyneeds one.You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let itten request aweek before theend of school.On you don’t wantto come to themeeting? Trycomplaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?If his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youRunning aftera parent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingCursed atby astudent orparentI don’t alwayshave to handlea crisis. Butwhen I do, it’son a Fridayafternoon.Dance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Lack ofplanning onyour part doesnot constitutean emergencyon my partI’ve only askedyou for the ratingscale back 5times. Thank youfor giving it to methe day of themeeting.By all means,humiliate the kid infront of the classand then request abehavior plan. Ilove cleaning upyour messes.If I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Thenhe definitelyneeds one.You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let itten request aweek before theend of school.

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  2. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  3. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  4. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  5. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  6. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  7. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  8. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  9. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  10. Cursed at by a student or parent
  11. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  12. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  13. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  14. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  15. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  16. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  17. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  18. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  19. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  20. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  21. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  22. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  23. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  24. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.