I wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI don’t alwayshave to handlea crisis. Butwhen I do, it’son a Fridayafternoon.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let itten request aweek before theend of school.You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Thenhe definitelyneeds one.You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectOn you don’t wantto come to themeeting? Trycomplaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the classand then request abehavior plan. Ilove cleaning upyour messes.Cursed atby astudent orparentWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentRunning aftera parent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youI’ve only askedyou for the ratingscale back 5times. Thank youfor giving it to methe day of themeeting.Lack ofplanning onyour part doesnot constitutean emergencyon my partHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?I wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI don’t alwayshave to handlea crisis. Butwhen I do, it’son a Fridayafternoon.“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let itten request aweek before theend of school.You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Thenhe definitelyneeds one.You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectOn you don’t wantto come to themeeting? Trycomplaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the classand then request abehavior plan. Ilove cleaning upyour messes.Cursed atby astudent orparentWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentRunning aftera parent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youI’ve only askedyou for the ratingscale back 5times. Thank youfor giving it to methe day of themeeting.Lack ofplanning onyour part doesnot constitutean emergencyon my partHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  2. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  3. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  4. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  5. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  6. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  7. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  8. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  9. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  10. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  11. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  12. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  13. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  14. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  15. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  16. Cursed at by a student or parent
  17. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  18. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  19. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  20. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  21. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  22. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  23. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  24. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?