Oh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Thenhe definitelyneeds one.I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayRunning aftera parent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingOn you don’t wantto come to themeeting? Trycomplaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let itten request aweek before theend of school.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentI’ve only askedyou for the ratingscale back 5times. Thank youfor giving it to methe day of themeeting.Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?Call me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI don’t alwayshave to handlea crisis. Butwhen I do, it’son a Fridayafternoon.Cursed atby astudent orparentBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the classand then request abehavior plan. Ilove cleaning upyour messes.Lack ofplanning onyour part doesnot constitutean emergencyon my partDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Thenhe definitelyneeds one.I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectNo,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayRunning aftera parent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingOn you don’t wantto come to themeeting? Trycomplaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let itten request aweek before theend of school.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentI’ve only askedyou for the ratingscale back 5times. Thank youfor giving it to methe day of themeeting.Kindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youThis two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?Call me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI don’t alwayshave to handlea crisis. Butwhen I do, it’son a Fridayafternoon.Cursed atby astudent orparentBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the classand then request abehavior plan. Ilove cleaning upyour messes.Lack ofplanning onyour part doesnot constitutean emergencyon my partDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in court

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  2. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  3. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  4. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  5. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  6. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  7. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  8. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  9. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  10. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  11. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  12. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  13. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  14. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  15. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  16. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  17. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  18. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  19. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  20. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  21. Cursed at by a student or parent
  22. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  23. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  24. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court