If his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyOn you don’t wantto come to themeeting? Trycomplaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the classand then request abehavior plan. Ilove cleaning upyour messes.You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionLack ofplanning onyour part doesnot constitutean emergencyon my partCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI’ve only askedyou for the ratingscale back 5times. Thank youfor giving it to methe day of themeeting.I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let itten request aweek before theend of school.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentI don’t alwayshave to handlea crisis. Butwhen I do, it’son a Fridayafternoon.Cursed atby astudent orparentDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Thenhe definitelyneeds one.I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkRunning aftera parent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingIf his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolI have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyOn you don’t wantto come to themeeting? Trycomplaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekYou have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the classand then request abehavior plan. Ilove cleaning upyour messes.You get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayHe finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionLack ofplanning onyour part doesnot constitutean emergencyon my partCall me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youI’ve only askedyou for the ratingscale back 5times. Thank youfor giving it to methe day of themeeting.I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let itten request aweek before theend of school.When you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentI don’t alwayshave to handlea crisis. Butwhen I do, it’son a Fridayafternoon.Cursed atby astudent orparentDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Thenhe definitelyneeds one.I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkRunning aftera parent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomething

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  2. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  3. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  4. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  5. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  6. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  7. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  8. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  9. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  10. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  11. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  12. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  13. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  14. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  15. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  16. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  17. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  18. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  19. Cursed at by a student or parent
  20. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  21. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  22. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  23. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork
  24. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something