I’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolOn you don’t wantto come to themeeting? Trycomplaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekLack ofplanning onyour part doesnot constitutean emergencyon my partYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailCursed atby astudent orparent“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentRunning aftera parent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI don’t alwayshave to handlea crisis. Butwhen I do, it’son a Fridayafternoon.I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the classand then request abehavior plan. Ilove cleaning upyour messes.Call me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Thenhe definitelyneeds one.No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionI’ve only askedyou for the ratingscale back 5times. Thank youfor giving it to methe day of themeeting.If his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?He finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let itten request aweek before theend of school.You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperworkI’m notarguing, I’mexplainingwhy I’mcorrectIf I say “first of all,”run away becauseI have preparedresearch, data,and charts and willdestroy youKindergartenreferral? It’sthe 4th dayof schoolOn you don’t wantto come to themeeting? Trycomplaining tosomeone whodoesn’t have 10+meetings per weekLack ofplanning onyour part doesnot constitutean emergencyon my partYou get a504, you geta 504, youget a 504This two hourmeeting wasalmost asproductive asone well writtenemailCursed atby astudent orparent“It’s been along week” -me in themiddle ofTuesdayWhen you openyour email andthere’s onefrom THATparentRunning aftera parent in thebus loop to getthem to signsomethingDance likenobody iswatching, emaillike it may beread aloud oneday in courtI don’t alwayshave to handlea crisis. Butwhen I do, it’son a Fridayafternoon.I have 5students totest and theyare all in anassemblyBy all means,humiliate the kid infront of the classand then request abehavior plan. Ilove cleaning upyour messes.Call me aschoolcounselor onemore time, Idare youOh you have aprescription foran IEP from thedoctor? Thenhe definitelyneeds one.No,preferentialseating isnot aninterventionI’ve only askedyou for the ratingscale back 5times. Thank youfor giving it to methe day of themeeting.If his behaviorkeeps gettingworse, why doyou keep givingthe sameconsequences?He finally gotglasses, canyou test himtomorrow?I don’t always careabout my child’seducation. When Ido, I sent a let itten request aweek before theend of school.You have a 40hour workweek? Iremember myfirst part timejob tooI wish I couldsee fewerchildren anddo morepaperwork

School Psych - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m not arguing, I’m explaining why I’m correct
  2. If I say “first of all,” run away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and will destroy you
  3. Kindergarten referral? It’s the 4th day of school
  4. On you don’t want to come to the meeting? Try complaining to someone who doesn’t have 10+ meetings per week
  5. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part
  6. You get a 504, you get a 504, you get a 504
  7. This two hour meeting was almost as productive as one well written email
  8. Cursed at by a student or parent
  9. “It’s been a long week” - me in the middle of Tuesday
  10. When you open your email and there’s one from THAT parent
  11. Running after a parent in the bus loop to get them to sign something
  12. Dance like nobody is watching, email like it may be read aloud one day in court
  13. I don’t always have to handle a crisis. But when I do, it’s on a Friday afternoon.
  14. I have 5 students to test and they are all in an assembly
  15. By all means, humiliate the kid in front of the class and then request a behavior plan. I love cleaning up your messes.
  16. Call me a school counselor one more time, I dare you
  17. Oh you have a prescription for an IEP from the doctor? Then he definitely needs one.
  18. No, preferential seating is not an intervention
  19. I’ve only asked you for the rating scale back 5 times. Thank you for giving it to me the day of the meeting.
  20. If his behavior keeps getting worse, why do you keep giving the same consequences?
  21. He finally got glasses, can you test him tomorrow?
  22. I don’t always care about my child’s education. When I do, I sent a let it ten request a week before the end of school.
  23. You have a 40 hour work week? I remember my first part time job too
  24. I wish I could see fewer children and do more paperwork