nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveThen ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?are justthewurstGermansausagejokes“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meI lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayThere’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?I NoahguyNeedan ark?nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveThen ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?are justthewurstGermansausagejokes“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meI lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayThere’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?I NoahguyNeedan ark?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  2. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  3. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  4. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  6. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  7. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  8. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  9. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  10. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  11. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  12. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  13. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  14. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  15. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  16. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  17. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  18. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  19. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  20. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  21. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  22. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  23. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  24. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  25. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  26. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  27. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  28. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  29. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy