nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveI could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesNothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?I NoahguyNeedan ark?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodaySUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayHe's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,There’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveI could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesNothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?I NoahguyNeedan ark?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodaySUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayHe's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,There’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  2. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  3. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  4. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  5. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  6. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  7. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  8. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  9. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  10. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  11. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  12. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  13. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  14. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  15. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  16. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  17. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  18. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  19. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  20. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  21. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  22. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  23. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  24. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  25. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  26. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  27. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  28. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  29. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve