Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?There’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayI NoahguyNeedan ark?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?There’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayI NoahguyNeedan ark?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  3. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  4. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  5. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  6. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  7. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  8. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  9. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  10. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  11. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  12. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  13. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  14. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  15. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  16. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  17. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  18. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  19. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  20. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  21. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  22. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  23. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  24. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  25. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  26. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  27. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  28. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  29. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy