(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
How do you throw a space party?
You planet
I used to be indecisive
now I'm not so sure
Need an ark?
I Noah guy
What washes up on tiny beaches?
Microwaves
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
I don't know and don't really care
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila mockingbird
Sleeping comes so naturally to me
I could do it with my eyes closed
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
Jill broke her finger today
but on the other hand she was completely fine
When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
It's intense tense in tents
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing - but it let out a little whine
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
German sausage jokes
are just the wurst
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
but it does have a Liverpool
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
But I couldn't find any.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off
I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
But none of them work.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
“That’s the last thing I need!”
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
