That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?There’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesYouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayI NoahguyNeedan ark?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesI could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveNothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?There’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesYouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayI NoahguyNeedan ark?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesI could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveNothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  2. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  3. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  4. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  5. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  6. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  7. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  8. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  9. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  10. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  11. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  12. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  13. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  14. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  15. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  16. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  17. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  18. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  19. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  20. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  21. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  22. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  23. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  24. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  25. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  26. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  27. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  28. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  29. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”