I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?There’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesI lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayHe's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveI NoahguyNeedan ark?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meAMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?There’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesI lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayHe's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveI NoahguyNeedan ark?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  2. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  3. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  4. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
  5. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  6. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  7. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  8. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  9. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  10. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  11. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  12. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  13. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  14. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  15. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  16. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  17. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  18. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  19. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  20. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  21. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  22. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  23. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  24. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  25. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  26. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  27. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  28. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  29. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over