but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayI could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto me“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayYouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveRemainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I NoahguyNeedan ark?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesThere’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?but it doeshave aLiverpoolThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayI could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto me“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airlinefor losingmy luggage.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayYouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.nowI'm notso sureI used tobeindecisiveRemainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?I NoahguyNeedan ark?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesThere’s nomenu - youget whatyou deserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officerjust knocked onmy door and toldme my dogs arechasing peopleon bikes.AMississippi(Mrs.Hippie)What doyou callthe wife ofa hippie?

Some Funny (?) Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
    but it does have a Liverpool
  2. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  4. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  5. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  6. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  7. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  8. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  9. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  10. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  11. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  12. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  13. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  14. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  15. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  16. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  17. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  18. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  19. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  20. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
    Nothing - but it let out a little whine
  21. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  22. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  23. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  24. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  25. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  26. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  27. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  28. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  29. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)