(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
“That’s the last thing I need!”
When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
It's intense tense in tents
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
German sausage jokes
are just the wurst
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
I don't know and don't really care
Sleeping comes so naturally to me
I could do it with my eyes closed
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing - but it let out a little whine
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila mockingbird
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case
Jill broke her finger today
but on the other hand she was completely fine
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
I used to be indecisive
now I'm not so sure
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
But I couldn't find any.
Need an ark?
I Noah guy
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
But none of them work.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
but it does have a Liverpool
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
How do you throw a space party?
You planet
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi (Mrs. Hippie)
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.
