SnoringAll yourdoctors areyoungerthan you areBring yourownoxygen ona planeSnoringWhy doeseveryonemumble allthe time?You have noidea whatteenagersare talkingabout.Jointshurt(arthritis)Common wordsyou used all thetime with yourfriends are nowmajor insultsYou say "Huh?"frequently whenpeople try totalk to youThings weremuch bettermade whenI was youngHair doesgrow whereit is notsupposed toYou knowwhat amimeographisYou still thinkof using theyellow pagesWhy iseverything socomplicated.Life was muchsimplier.You stillpress downhard whenfilling outformsBifocalsReadingGlassesSwearingwhen youtry to openanythingGroanswhen youmoveWrinkles/crepeskinWhen didkids get soloud? Allthe time?What arethoseparentsthinking?To getsomeone to rolldown a carwindow, youmimic crankingit.You requiremore than 5medicationsa dayEvery storystarts with"When Iwas a kid"Youowned 8track or 45recordsDr. Saysthat's normalfor someoneof your ageYou rememberwhenansweringmachines wereconsideredrudeNearsighted/cataractsCreakingJointsAge Spotsinstead offrecklesYou knowwhat aLaserDisk isWake up inthe middleof the nightto peeYou knowhow to usea rotaryphoneYou regularlyhave peoplegive you blanklooks when youmake "common"referencesHearingAidsWalkingassistancerequired(cane etc)Other peoplevolunteer tohold doors, giveup seat, orcarry things foryouHair won'tgrow whereit issupposed toSnoringAll yourdoctors areyoungerthan you areBring yourownoxygen ona planeSnoringWhy doeseveryonemumble allthe time?You have noidea whatteenagersare talkingabout.Jointshurt(arthritis)Common wordsyou used all thetime with yourfriends are nowmajor insultsYou say "Huh?"frequently whenpeople try totalk to youThings weremuch bettermade whenI was youngHair doesgrow whereit is notsupposed toYou knowwhat amimeographisYou still thinkof using theyellow pagesWhy iseverything socomplicated.Life was muchsimplier.You stillpress downhard whenfilling outformsBifocalsReadingGlassesSwearingwhen youtry to openanythingGroanswhen youmoveWrinkles/crepeskinWhen didkids get soloud? Allthe time?What arethoseparentsthinking?To getsomeone to rolldown a carwindow, youmimic crankingit.You requiremore than 5medicationsa dayEvery storystarts with"When Iwas a kid"Youowned 8track or 45recordsDr. Saysthat's normalfor someoneof your ageYou rememberwhenansweringmachines wereconsideredrudeNearsighted/cataractsCreakingJointsAge Spotsinstead offrecklesYou knowwhat aLaserDisk isWake up inthe middleof the nightto peeYou knowhow to usea rotaryphoneYou regularlyhave peoplegive you blanklooks when youmake "common"referencesHearingAidsWalkingassistancerequired(cane etc)Other peoplevolunteer tohold doors, giveup seat, orcarry things foryouHair won'tgrow whereit issupposed to

You know you are old When... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Snoring
  2. I-All your doctors are younger than you are
  3. I-Bring your own oxygen on a plane
  4. N-Snoring
  5. G-Why does everyone mumble all the time?
  6. G-You have no idea what teenagers are talking about.
  7. B-Joints hurt (arthritis)
  8. G-Common words you used all the time with your friends are now major insults
  9. N-You say "Huh?" frequently when people try to talk to you
  10. G-Things were much better made when I was young
  11. B-Hair does grow where it is not supposed to
  12. O-You know what a mimeograph is
  13. O-You still think of using the yellow pages
  14. G-Why is everything so complicated. Life was much simplier.
  15. O-You still press down hard when filling out forms
  16. I-Bifocals Reading Glasses
  17. N-Swearing when you try to open anything
  18. N-Groans when you move
  19. B-Wrinkles/crepe skin
  20. G-When did kids get so loud? All the time?
  21. G-What are those parents thinking?
  22. O-To get someone to roll down a car window, you mimic cranking it.
  23. B-You require more than 5 medications a day
  24. G-Every story starts with "When I was a kid"
  25. O-You owned 8 track or 45 records
  26. I-Dr. Says that's normal for someone of your age
  27. O-You remember when answering machines were considered rude
  28. B-Nearsighted /cataracts
  29. N-Creaking Joints
  30. B-Age Spots instead of freckles
  31. O-You know what a Laser Disk is
  32. B-Wake up in the middle of the night to pee
  33. O-You know how to use a rotary phone
  34. I-You regularly have people give you blank looks when you make "common" references
  35. I-Hearing Aids
  36. I-Walking assistance required (cane etc)
  37. I-Other people volunteer to hold doors, give up seat, or carry things for you
  38. B-Hair won't grow where it is supposed to