You knowhow to usea rotaryphoneWrinkles/crepeskinThings weremuch bettermade whenI was youngWake up inthe middleof the nightto peeJointshurt(arthritis)BifocalsReadingGlassesHair won'tgrow whereit issupposed toYou stillpress downhard whenfilling outformsYou knowwhat amimeographisCommon wordsyou used all thetime with yourfriends are nowmajor insultsHair doesgrow whereit is notsupposed toCreakingJointsSnoringGroanswhen youmoveWhy iseverything socomplicated.Life was muchsimplier.You have noidea whatteenagersare talkingabout.Youowned 8track or 45recordsOther peoplevolunteer tohold doors, giveup seat, orcarry things foryouBring yourownoxygen ona planeWalkingassistancerequired(cane etc)You regularlyhave peoplegive you blanklooks when youmake "common"referencesSnoringYou knowwhat aLaserDisk isAge Spotsinstead offrecklesYou say "Huh?"frequently whenpeople try totalk to youSwearingwhen youtry to openanythingWhen didkids get soloud? Allthe time?You requiremore than 5medicationsa dayYou rememberwhenansweringmachines wereconsideredrudeTo getsomeone to rolldown a carwindow, youmimic crankingit.Why doeseveryonemumble allthe time?HearingAidsWhat arethoseparentsthinking?Every storystarts with"When Iwas a kid"You still thinkof using theyellow pagesNearsighted/cataractsDr. Saysthat's normalfor someoneof your ageAll yourdoctors areyoungerthan you areYou knowhow to usea rotaryphoneWrinkles/crepeskinThings weremuch bettermade whenI was youngWake up inthe middleof the nightto peeJointshurt(arthritis)BifocalsReadingGlassesHair won'tgrow whereit issupposed toYou stillpress downhard whenfilling outformsYou knowwhat amimeographisCommon wordsyou used all thetime with yourfriends are nowmajor insultsHair doesgrow whereit is notsupposed toCreakingJointsSnoringGroanswhen youmoveWhy iseverything socomplicated.Life was muchsimplier.You have noidea whatteenagersare talkingabout.Youowned 8track or 45recordsOther peoplevolunteer tohold doors, giveup seat, orcarry things foryouBring yourownoxygen ona planeWalkingassistancerequired(cane etc)You regularlyhave peoplegive you blanklooks when youmake "common"referencesSnoringYou knowwhat aLaserDisk isAge Spotsinstead offrecklesYou say "Huh?"frequently whenpeople try totalk to youSwearingwhen youtry to openanythingWhen didkids get soloud? Allthe time?You requiremore than 5medicationsa dayYou rememberwhenansweringmachines wereconsideredrudeTo getsomeone to rolldown a carwindow, youmimic crankingit.Why doeseveryonemumble allthe time?HearingAidsWhat arethoseparentsthinking?Every storystarts with"When Iwas a kid"You still thinkof using theyellow pagesNearsighted/cataractsDr. Saysthat's normalfor someoneof your ageAll yourdoctors areyoungerthan you are

You know you are old When... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-You know how to use a rotary phone
  2. B-Wrinkles/crepe skin
  3. G-Things were much better made when I was young
  4. B-Wake up in the middle of the night to pee
  5. B-Joints hurt (arthritis)
  6. I-Bifocals Reading Glasses
  7. B-Hair won't grow where it is supposed to
  8. O-You still press down hard when filling out forms
  9. O-You know what a mimeograph is
  10. G-Common words you used all the time with your friends are now major insults
  11. B-Hair does grow where it is not supposed to
  12. N-Creaking Joints
  13. N-Snoring
  14. N-Groans when you move
  15. G-Why is everything so complicated. Life was much simplier.
  16. G-You have no idea what teenagers are talking about.
  17. O-You owned 8 track or 45 records
  18. I-Other people volunteer to hold doors, give up seat, or carry things for you
  19. I-Bring your own oxygen on a plane
  20. I-Walking assistance required (cane etc)
  21. I-You regularly have people give you blank looks when you make "common" references
  22. N-Snoring
  23. O-You know what a Laser Disk is
  24. B-Age Spots instead of freckles
  25. N-You say "Huh?" frequently when people try to talk to you
  26. N-Swearing when you try to open anything
  27. G-When did kids get so loud? All the time?
  28. B-You require more than 5 medications a day
  29. O-You remember when answering machines were considered rude
  30. O-To get someone to roll down a car window, you mimic cranking it.
  31. G-Why does everyone mumble all the time?
  32. I-Hearing Aids
  33. G-What are those parents thinking?
  34. G-Every story starts with "When I was a kid"
  35. O-You still think of using the yellow pages
  36. B-Nearsighted /cataracts
  37. I-Dr. Says that's normal for someone of your age
  38. I-All your doctors are younger than you are