You say "Huh?"frequently whenpeople try totalk to youYou regularlyhave peoplegive you blanklooks when youmake "common"referencesYouowned 8track or 45recordsSwearingwhen youtry to openanythingWhy doeseveryonemumble allthe time?Nearsighted/cataractsBifocalsReadingGlassesThings weremuch bettermade whenI was youngYou knowwhat aLaserDisk isYou rememberwhenansweringmachines wereconsideredrudeYou have noidea whatteenagersare talkingabout.SnoringYou requiremore than 5medicationsa dayWalkingassistancerequired(cane etc)What arethoseparentsthinking?All yourdoctors areyoungerthan you areYou still thinkof using theyellow pagesYou stillpress downhard whenfilling outformsOther peoplevolunteer tohold doors, giveup seat, orcarry things foryouBring yourownoxygen ona planeCommon wordsyou used all thetime with yourfriends are nowmajor insultsHearingAidsWake up inthe middleof the nightto peeHair doesgrow whereit is notsupposed toWrinkles/crepeskinWhy iseverything socomplicated.Life was muchsimplier.When didkids get soloud? Allthe time?You knowhow to usea rotaryphoneCreakingJointsEvery storystarts with"When Iwas a kid"Hair won'tgrow whereit issupposed toSnoringAge Spotsinstead offrecklesDr. Saysthat's normalfor someoneof your ageJointshurt(arthritis)Groanswhen youmoveTo getsomeone to rolldown a carwindow, youmimic crankingit.You knowwhat amimeographisYou say "Huh?"frequently whenpeople try totalk to youYou regularlyhave peoplegive you blanklooks when youmake "common"referencesYouowned 8track or 45recordsSwearingwhen youtry to openanythingWhy doeseveryonemumble allthe time?Nearsighted/cataractsBifocalsReadingGlassesThings weremuch bettermade whenI was youngYou knowwhat aLaserDisk isYou rememberwhenansweringmachines wereconsideredrudeYou have noidea whatteenagersare talkingabout.SnoringYou requiremore than 5medicationsa dayWalkingassistancerequired(cane etc)What arethoseparentsthinking?All yourdoctors areyoungerthan you areYou still thinkof using theyellow pagesYou stillpress downhard whenfilling outformsOther peoplevolunteer tohold doors, giveup seat, orcarry things foryouBring yourownoxygen ona planeCommon wordsyou used all thetime with yourfriends are nowmajor insultsHearingAidsWake up inthe middleof the nightto peeHair doesgrow whereit is notsupposed toWrinkles/crepeskinWhy iseverything socomplicated.Life was muchsimplier.When didkids get soloud? Allthe time?You knowhow to usea rotaryphoneCreakingJointsEvery storystarts with"When Iwas a kid"Hair won'tgrow whereit issupposed toSnoringAge Spotsinstead offrecklesDr. Saysthat's normalfor someoneof your ageJointshurt(arthritis)Groanswhen youmoveTo getsomeone to rolldown a carwindow, youmimic crankingit.You knowwhat amimeographis

You know you are old When... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-You say "Huh?" frequently when people try to talk to you
  2. I-You regularly have people give you blank looks when you make "common" references
  3. O-You owned 8 track or 45 records
  4. N-Swearing when you try to open anything
  5. G-Why does everyone mumble all the time?
  6. B-Nearsighted /cataracts
  7. I-Bifocals Reading Glasses
  8. G-Things were much better made when I was young
  9. O-You know what a Laser Disk is
  10. O-You remember when answering machines were considered rude
  11. G-You have no idea what teenagers are talking about.
  12. N-Snoring
  13. B-You require more than 5 medications a day
  14. I-Walking assistance required (cane etc)
  15. G-What are those parents thinking?
  16. I-All your doctors are younger than you are
  17. O-You still think of using the yellow pages
  18. O-You still press down hard when filling out forms
  19. I-Other people volunteer to hold doors, give up seat, or carry things for you
  20. I-Bring your own oxygen on a plane
  21. G-Common words you used all the time with your friends are now major insults
  22. I-Hearing Aids
  23. B-Wake up in the middle of the night to pee
  24. B-Hair does grow where it is not supposed to
  25. B-Wrinkles/crepe skin
  26. G-Why is everything so complicated. Life was much simplier.
  27. G-When did kids get so loud? All the time?
  28. O-You know how to use a rotary phone
  29. N-Creaking Joints
  30. G-Every story starts with "When I was a kid"
  31. B-Hair won't grow where it is supposed to
  32. N-Snoring
  33. B-Age Spots instead of freckles
  34. I-Dr. Says that's normal for someone of your age
  35. B-Joints hurt (arthritis)
  36. N-Groans when you move
  37. O-To get someone to roll down a car window, you mimic cranking it.
  38. O-You know what a mimeograph is