Hair doesgrow whereit is notsupposed toWhat arethoseparentsthinking?You requiremore than 5medicationsa dayYou knowwhat aLaserDisk isWhen didkids get soloud? Allthe time?Dr. Saysthat's normalfor someoneof your ageYou rememberwhenansweringmachines wereconsideredrudeThings weremuch bettermade whenI was youngBifocalsReadingGlassesEvery storystarts with"When Iwas a kid"Swearingwhen youtry to openanythingCreakingJointsBring yourownoxygen ona planeYou say "Huh?"frequently whenpeople try totalk to youYou stillpress downhard whenfilling outformsJointshurt(arthritis)You still thinkof using theyellow pagesWalkingassistancerequired(cane etc)Hair won'tgrow whereit issupposed toSnoringTo getsomeone to rolldown a carwindow, youmimic crankingit.Common wordsyou used all thetime with yourfriends are nowmajor insultsOther peoplevolunteer tohold doors, giveup seat, orcarry things foryouWhy iseverything socomplicated.Life was muchsimplier.Wrinkles/crepeskinYouowned 8track or 45recordsGroanswhen youmoveYou have noidea whatteenagersare talkingabout.You knowwhat amimeographisNearsighted/cataractsYou regularlyhave peoplegive you blanklooks when youmake "common"referencesHearingAidsAge Spotsinstead offrecklesWhy doeseveryonemumble allthe time?You knowhow to usea rotaryphoneSnoringWake up inthe middleof the nightto peeAll yourdoctors areyoungerthan you areHair doesgrow whereit is notsupposed toWhat arethoseparentsthinking?You requiremore than 5medicationsa dayYou knowwhat aLaserDisk isWhen didkids get soloud? Allthe time?Dr. Saysthat's normalfor someoneof your ageYou rememberwhenansweringmachines wereconsideredrudeThings weremuch bettermade whenI was youngBifocalsReadingGlassesEvery storystarts with"When Iwas a kid"Swearingwhen youtry to openanythingCreakingJointsBring yourownoxygen ona planeYou say "Huh?"frequently whenpeople try totalk to youYou stillpress downhard whenfilling outformsJointshurt(arthritis)You still thinkof using theyellow pagesWalkingassistancerequired(cane etc)Hair won'tgrow whereit issupposed toSnoringTo getsomeone to rolldown a carwindow, youmimic crankingit.Common wordsyou used all thetime with yourfriends are nowmajor insultsOther peoplevolunteer tohold doors, giveup seat, orcarry things foryouWhy iseverything socomplicated.Life was muchsimplier.Wrinkles/crepeskinYouowned 8track or 45recordsGroanswhen youmoveYou have noidea whatteenagersare talkingabout.You knowwhat amimeographisNearsighted/cataractsYou regularlyhave peoplegive you blanklooks when youmake "common"referencesHearingAidsAge Spotsinstead offrecklesWhy doeseveryonemumble allthe time?You knowhow to usea rotaryphoneSnoringWake up inthe middleof the nightto peeAll yourdoctors areyoungerthan you are

You know you are old When... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Hair does grow where it is not supposed to
  2. G-What are those parents thinking?
  3. B-You require more than 5 medications a day
  4. O-You know what a Laser Disk is
  5. G-When did kids get so loud? All the time?
  6. I-Dr. Says that's normal for someone of your age
  7. O-You remember when answering machines were considered rude
  8. G-Things were much better made when I was young
  9. I-Bifocals Reading Glasses
  10. G-Every story starts with "When I was a kid"
  11. N-Swearing when you try to open anything
  12. N-Creaking Joints
  13. I-Bring your own oxygen on a plane
  14. N-You say "Huh?" frequently when people try to talk to you
  15. O-You still press down hard when filling out forms
  16. B-Joints hurt (arthritis)
  17. O-You still think of using the yellow pages
  18. I-Walking assistance required (cane etc)
  19. B-Hair won't grow where it is supposed to
  20. N-Snoring
  21. O-To get someone to roll down a car window, you mimic cranking it.
  22. G-Common words you used all the time with your friends are now major insults
  23. I-Other people volunteer to hold doors, give up seat, or carry things for you
  24. G-Why is everything so complicated. Life was much simplier.
  25. B-Wrinkles/crepe skin
  26. O-You owned 8 track or 45 records
  27. N-Groans when you move
  28. G-You have no idea what teenagers are talking about.
  29. O-You know what a mimeograph is
  30. B-Nearsighted /cataracts
  31. I-You regularly have people give you blank looks when you make "common" references
  32. I-Hearing Aids
  33. B-Age Spots instead of freckles
  34. G-Why does everyone mumble all the time?
  35. O-You know how to use a rotary phone
  36. N-Snoring
  37. B-Wake up in the middle of the night to pee
  38. I-All your doctors are younger than you are