Hair won'tgrow whereit issupposed toNearsighted/cataractsAll yourdoctors areyoungerthan you areDr. Saysthat's normalfor someoneof your ageAge Spotsinstead offrecklesCreakingJointsJointshurt(arthritis)You regularlyhave peoplegive you blanklooks when youmake "common"referencesThings weremuch bettermade whenI was youngYou have noidea whatteenagersare talkingabout.You knowhow to usea rotaryphoneBring yourownoxygen ona planeYou requiremore than 5medicationsa dayBifocalsReadingGlassesCommon wordsyou used all thetime with yourfriends are nowmajor insultsEvery storystarts with"When Iwas a kid"You knowwhat aLaserDisk isSwearingwhen youtry to openanythingWhy doeseveryonemumble allthe time?Groanswhen youmoveYouowned 8track or 45recordsWhat arethoseparentsthinking?You knowwhat amimeographisOther peoplevolunteer tohold doors, giveup seat, orcarry things foryouYou stillpress downhard whenfilling outformsWhy iseverything socomplicated.Life was muchsimplier.You rememberwhenansweringmachines wereconsideredrudeHair doesgrow whereit is notsupposed toWhen didkids get soloud? Allthe time?You say "Huh?"frequently whenpeople try totalk to youTo getsomeone to rolldown a carwindow, youmimic crankingit.Walkingassistancerequired(cane etc)SnoringYou still thinkof using theyellow pagesWake up inthe middleof the nightto peeHearingAidsWrinkles/crepeskinSnoringHair won'tgrow whereit issupposed toNearsighted/cataractsAll yourdoctors areyoungerthan you areDr. Saysthat's normalfor someoneof your ageAge Spotsinstead offrecklesCreakingJointsJointshurt(arthritis)You regularlyhave peoplegive you blanklooks when youmake "common"referencesThings weremuch bettermade whenI was youngYou have noidea whatteenagersare talkingabout.You knowhow to usea rotaryphoneBring yourownoxygen ona planeYou requiremore than 5medicationsa dayBifocalsReadingGlassesCommon wordsyou used all thetime with yourfriends are nowmajor insultsEvery storystarts with"When Iwas a kid"You knowwhat aLaserDisk isSwearingwhen youtry to openanythingWhy doeseveryonemumble allthe time?Groanswhen youmoveYouowned 8track or 45recordsWhat arethoseparentsthinking?You knowwhat amimeographisOther peoplevolunteer tohold doors, giveup seat, orcarry things foryouYou stillpress downhard whenfilling outformsWhy iseverything socomplicated.Life was muchsimplier.You rememberwhenansweringmachines wereconsideredrudeHair doesgrow whereit is notsupposed toWhen didkids get soloud? Allthe time?You say "Huh?"frequently whenpeople try totalk to youTo getsomeone to rolldown a carwindow, youmimic crankingit.Walkingassistancerequired(cane etc)SnoringYou still thinkof using theyellow pagesWake up inthe middleof the nightto peeHearingAidsWrinkles/crepeskinSnoring

You know you are old When... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-Hair won't grow where it is supposed to
  2. B-Nearsighted /cataracts
  3. I-All your doctors are younger than you are
  4. I-Dr. Says that's normal for someone of your age
  5. B-Age Spots instead of freckles
  6. N-Creaking Joints
  7. B-Joints hurt (arthritis)
  8. I-You regularly have people give you blank looks when you make "common" references
  9. G-Things were much better made when I was young
  10. G-You have no idea what teenagers are talking about.
  11. O-You know how to use a rotary phone
  12. I-Bring your own oxygen on a plane
  13. B-You require more than 5 medications a day
  14. I-Bifocals Reading Glasses
  15. G-Common words you used all the time with your friends are now major insults
  16. G-Every story starts with "When I was a kid"
  17. O-You know what a Laser Disk is
  18. N-Swearing when you try to open anything
  19. G-Why does everyone mumble all the time?
  20. N-Groans when you move
  21. O-You owned 8 track or 45 records
  22. G-What are those parents thinking?
  23. O-You know what a mimeograph is
  24. I-Other people volunteer to hold doors, give up seat, or carry things for you
  25. O-You still press down hard when filling out forms
  26. G-Why is everything so complicated. Life was much simplier.
  27. O-You remember when answering machines were considered rude
  28. B-Hair does grow where it is not supposed to
  29. G-When did kids get so loud? All the time?
  30. N-You say "Huh?" frequently when people try to talk to you
  31. O-To get someone to roll down a car window, you mimic cranking it.
  32. I-Walking assistance required (cane etc)
  33. N-Snoring
  34. O-You still think of using the yellow pages
  35. B-Wake up in the middle of the night to pee
  36. I-Hearing Aids
  37. B-Wrinkles/crepe skin
  38. N-Snoring