Father’spraise >everything inthe goddamnworldAttracted toany and allmen that mightdisappointyour fatherHas imaginaryfights thatresult inproving menwrongWould sellright kidney fora consistentlypresent malefigureNo.1champion ofcompletelychecking outDaydreamsaboutvalidationfrom oldermenAttractedsolely toolder menAttracted tohappily marriedmen whoactually showup for theirchildrenRequiresconsistentvalidationWould sell leftkidney for anaffectionatepeck onnose/foreheadFriendgroupCEO ofdaddy kinkWalks oneggshellswhenever men arearound while doingsomething youenjoy out of fear ofbeing belittledAttractedto maleauthorityfiguresMade of20%resentmentCan’t datenoodle boysbecauserequires beingdominatedphysicallyHates beingcalled“good”,"innocent" or“pure”Leavesbeforegetting leftThinks menare lyingwhen theysay they likeyouEnjoyschoking alittle toomuchDom inthe streetssub in thesheetsHad crusheson all thedads youbabysat forSees moneyas anadequatesubstitute forattentionActs out inorder todisprove the“innocent littlegirl” tropeWill trulynever thinkthey're goodenoughFather’spraise >everything inthe goddamnworldAttracted toany and allmen that mightdisappointyour fatherHas imaginaryfights thatresult inproving menwrongWould sellright kidney fora consistentlypresent malefigureNo.1champion ofcompletelychecking outDaydreamsaboutvalidationfrom oldermenAttractedsolely toolder menAttracted tohappily marriedmen whoactually showup for theirchildrenRequiresconsistentvalidationWould sell leftkidney for anaffectionatepeck onnose/foreheadFriendgroupCEO ofdaddy kinkWalks oneggshellswhenever men arearound while doingsomething youenjoy out of fear ofbeing belittledAttractedto maleauthorityfiguresMade of20%resentmentCan’t datenoodle boysbecauserequires beingdominatedphysicallyHates beingcalled“good”,"innocent" or“pure”Leavesbeforegetting leftThinks menare lyingwhen theysay they likeyouEnjoyschoking alittle toomuchDom inthe streetssub in thesheetsHad crusheson all thedads youbabysat forSees moneyas anadequatesubstitute forattentionActs out inorder todisprove the“innocent littlegirl” tropeWill trulynever thinkthey're goodenough

Daddy Issues - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Father’s praise > everything in the goddamn world
  2. Attracted to any and all men that might disappoint your father
  3. Has imaginary fights that result in proving men wrong
  4. Would sell right kidney for a consistently present male figure
  5. No.1 champion of completely checking out
  6. Daydreams about validation from older men
  7. Attracted solely to older men
  8. Attracted to happily married men who actually show up for their children
  9. Requires consistent validation
  10. Would sell left kidney for an affectionate peck on nose/forehead
  11. Friend group CEO of daddy kink
  12. Walks on eggshells whenever men are around while doing something you enjoy out of fear of being belittled
  13. Attracted to male authority figures
  14. Made of 20% resentment
  15. Can’t date noodle boys because requires being dominated physically
  16. Hates being called “good”, "innocent" or “pure”
  17. Leaves before getting left
  18. Thinks men are lying when they say they like you
  19. Enjoys choking a little too much
  20. Dom in the streets sub in the sheets
  21. Had crushes on all the dads you babysat for
  22. Sees money as an adequate substitute for attention
  23. Acts out in order to disprove the “innocent little girl” trope
  24. Will truly never think they're good enough