Father’spraise >everything inthe goddamnworldMade of20%resentmentThinks menare lyingwhen theysay they likeyouHad crusheson all thedads youbabysat forDaydreamsaboutvalidationfrom oldermenRequiresconsistentvalidationWalks oneggshellswhenever men arearound while doingsomething youenjoy out of fear ofbeing belittledAttractedto maleauthorityfiguresWould sell leftkidney for anaffectionatepeck onnose/foreheadHates beingcalled“good”,"innocent" or“pure”Attracted toany and allmen that mightdisappointyour fatherWill trulynever thinkthey're goodenoughAttractedsolely toolder menWould sellright kidney fora consistentlypresent malefigureDom inthe streetssub in thesheetsSees moneyas anadequatesubstitute forattentionEnjoyschoking alittle toomuchFriendgroupCEO ofdaddy kinkLeavesbeforegetting leftHas imaginaryfights thatresult inproving menwrongActs out inorder todisprove the“innocent littlegirl” tropeNo.1champion ofcompletelychecking outAttracted tohappily marriedmen whoactually showup for theirchildrenCan’t datenoodle boysbecauserequires beingdominatedphysicallyFather’spraise >everything inthe goddamnworldMade of20%resentmentThinks menare lyingwhen theysay they likeyouHad crusheson all thedads youbabysat forDaydreamsaboutvalidationfrom oldermenRequiresconsistentvalidationWalks oneggshellswhenever men arearound while doingsomething youenjoy out of fear ofbeing belittledAttractedto maleauthorityfiguresWould sell leftkidney for anaffectionatepeck onnose/foreheadHates beingcalled“good”,"innocent" or“pure”Attracted toany and allmen that mightdisappointyour fatherWill trulynever thinkthey're goodenoughAttractedsolely toolder menWould sellright kidney fora consistentlypresent malefigureDom inthe streetssub in thesheetsSees moneyas anadequatesubstitute forattentionEnjoyschoking alittle toomuchFriendgroupCEO ofdaddy kinkLeavesbeforegetting leftHas imaginaryfights thatresult inproving menwrongActs out inorder todisprove the“innocent littlegirl” tropeNo.1champion ofcompletelychecking outAttracted tohappily marriedmen whoactually showup for theirchildrenCan’t datenoodle boysbecauserequires beingdominatedphysically

Daddy Issues - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Father’s praise > everything in the goddamn world
  2. Made of 20% resentment
  3. Thinks men are lying when they say they like you
  4. Had crushes on all the dads you babysat for
  5. Daydreams about validation from older men
  6. Requires consistent validation
  7. Walks on eggshells whenever men are around while doing something you enjoy out of fear of being belittled
  8. Attracted to male authority figures
  9. Would sell left kidney for an affectionate peck on nose/forehead
  10. Hates being called “good”, "innocent" or “pure”
  11. Attracted to any and all men that might disappoint your father
  12. Will truly never think they're good enough
  13. Attracted solely to older men
  14. Would sell right kidney for a consistently present male figure
  15. Dom in the streets sub in the sheets
  16. Sees money as an adequate substitute for attention
  17. Enjoys choking a little too much
  18. Friend group CEO of daddy kink
  19. Leaves before getting left
  20. Has imaginary fights that result in proving men wrong
  21. Acts out in order to disprove the “innocent little girl” trope
  22. No.1 champion of completely checking out
  23. Attracted to happily married men who actually show up for their children
  24. Can’t date noodle boys because requires being dominated physically