Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  2. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  3. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  4. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  5. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  6. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  7. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  8. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  9. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  10. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  11. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  12. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  13. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  14. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  15. Can February March? No, but April May.
  16. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  17. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  18. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  19. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  20. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  21. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  22. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  23. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  24. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  25. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  26. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  27. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  28. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  29. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  30. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  31. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  32. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  33. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  34. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.