I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  2. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  3. Can February March? No, but April May.
  4. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  5. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  6. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  7. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  8. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  9. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  10. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  11. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  12. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  13. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  14. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  15. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  16. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  17. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  18. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  19. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  20. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  21. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  22. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  23. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  24. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  25. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  26. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  27. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  28. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  29. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  30. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  31. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  32. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  33. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  34. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.