Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  2. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  3. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  4. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  5. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  6. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  7. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  8. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  9. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  10. Can February March? No, but April May.
  11. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  12. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  13. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  14. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  15. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  16. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  17. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  18. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  19. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  20. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  21. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  22. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  23. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  24. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  25. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  26. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  27. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  28. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  29. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  30. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  31. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  32. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  33. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  34. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.