What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  2. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  3. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  4. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  5. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  6. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  7. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  8. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  9. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  10. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  11. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  12. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  13. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  14. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  15. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  16. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  17. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  18. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  19. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  20. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  21. Can February March? No, but April May.
  22. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  23. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  24. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  25. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  26. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  27. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  28. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  29. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  30. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  31. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  32. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  33. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  34. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.