I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  2. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  3. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  4. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  5. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  6. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  7. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  8. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  9. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  10. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  11. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  12. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  13. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  14. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  15. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  16. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  17. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  18. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  19. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  20. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  21. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  22. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  23. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  24. Can February March? No, but April May.
  25. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  26. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  27. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  28. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  29. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  30. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  31. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  32. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  33. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  34. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.