I had ataser once.It wasstunning.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  2. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  3. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  4. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  5. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  6. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  7. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  8. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  9. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  10. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  11. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  12. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  13. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  14. Can February March? No, but April May.
  15. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  16. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  17. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  18. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  19. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  20. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  21. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  22. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  23. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  24. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  25. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  26. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  27. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  28. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  29. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  30. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  31. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  32. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  33. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  34. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.