I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  2. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  3. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  4. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  5. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  6. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  7. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  8. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  9. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  10. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  11. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  12. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  13. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  14. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  15. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  16. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  17. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  18. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  19. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  20. Can February March? No, but April May.
  21. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  22. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  23. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.
  24. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  25. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  26. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  27. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  28. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  29. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  30. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  31. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  32. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  33. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  34. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.