Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.Why did therabbit skipschool? Itwas having abad hare day.I tried to takea photo of awheat field.It turned outgrainy.I'd love to wina Nobel inchemistry. So,I'm keeping myion the prize.How can youtell when acat is happy?When it'sfeline fine.I'm afraid ofspeed bumps,but I'm slowlygetting over it.Why is breadso lazy? It'salwaysloafin'around.I used tohate facialhair, but thenit grew onme.Why arebananas sogood?They've gotappeal.Where do youtake birds outto dinner?Someplacecheep.CanFebruaryMarch? No,but AprilMay.Why can't youtrust jungleanimals?Becausethey're alwayslion.I read a bookabout heliumonce. Icouldn't put itdown.I decided tohost a party inspace. Now Ijust have toplanet.What kindof shoes dofrogs wear?Open-toad.I'm happy Forddidn't inventthe airplane. Itwouldn't havebeen Wright.I wanted toimprove mycomputer'swebsite. So, Ibought itglasses.I had ataser once.It wasstunning.How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut.How do youmake anoctopuslaugh? Giveit ten-tickles.I wanted to buycamouflagepants, but Icouldn't findany.Makingmirrors is ajob I canreally seemyself doing.Why did thefootball playerhire a lawyer?He needed towork on hisdefense.Know anygood ropejokes? I'm afrayed knot.What do evilhens lay?Deviledeggs.Where canyou go tofind a tinyCoke? Mini-soda.Are youplanning to gofishingtomorrow? Ifso, let minnow.What did thedrummer saywhen he had tostart the songover? “Oh well,back to snareone.”I don'ttrust trees.They'reshady.How do youmake aneggroll? Justgive it a littlepush.I got rid of myvacuumcleaner. It wasjust gatheringdust.Why shouldn'tyou truststairs? They'realways up tosomething.What did thebread say tothe baker?"You kneadme."I used tohave a fearof hurdles,but I got overit.I wrote asong aboutburritos.It's a rap.

Silly Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.
  2. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.
  3. I'd love to win a Nobel in chemistry. So, I'm keeping my ion the prize.
  4. How can you tell when a cat is happy? When it's feline fine.
  5. I'm afraid of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
  6. Why is bread so lazy? It's always loafin' around.
  7. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  8. Why are bananas so good? They've got appeal.
  9. Where do you take birds out to dinner? Someplace cheep.
  10. Can February March? No, but April May.
  11. Why can't you trust jungle animals? Because they're always lion.
  12. I read a book about helium once. I couldn't put it down.
  13. I decided to host a party in space. Now I just have to planet.
  14. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad.
  15. I'm happy Ford didn't invent the airplane. It wouldn't have been Wright.
  16. I wanted to improve my computer's website. So, I bought it glasses.
  17. I had a taser once. It was stunning.
  18. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
  19. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.
  20. I wanted to buy camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
  21. Making mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.
  22. Why did the football player hire a lawyer? He needed to work on his defense.
  23. Know any good rope jokes? I'm a frayed knot.
  24. What do evil hens lay? Deviled eggs.
  25. Where can you go to find a tiny Coke? Mini-soda.
  26. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.
  27. What did the drummer say when he had to start the song over? “Oh well, back to snare one.”
  28. I don't trust trees. They're shady.
  29. How do you make an eggroll? Just give it a little push.
  30. I got rid of my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust.
  31. Why shouldn't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
  32. What did the bread say to the baker? "You knead me."
  33. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
  34. I wrote a song about burritos. It's a rap.