InsanethroughputexpectationsNo onehasquestionsNo oneis payingattention'It'll be inyour queueshortly'It was not.Answers away differentquestionthan askedThe meetinggoes wayover the timeestimate'I'm reallyexcited forthisproject'Meetingchat iscompletelyignoredLiterallyjust readingthe specdocHost greetsgroup andno onerepliesSpec doc getsupdated andrenders a hugepart of themeetingpointlessOversimplifiedirrelevantexamplesSomeonewhoforgot tomuteLag spikes/Video Delay/VideoFreezesMumblingMeeting isgeared towardsContributorswhen we areReviewers (orvice versa)'i'll addthat to thespec doc'The projectgetscancelledonsite withinthe weekInformation isdistributed inthe meetingand is neverpostedanywhere else.Presenter iswrong abouttheir ownd*** projectRandombackgroundnoise'Are youin thechannel'Having toask to haveto meetingrecorded'I'll haveto ask thecustomer'InsanethroughputexpectationsNo onehasquestionsNo oneis payingattention'It'll be inyour queueshortly'It was not.Answers away differentquestionthan askedThe meetinggoes wayover the timeestimate'I'm reallyexcited forthisproject'Meetingchat iscompletelyignoredLiterallyjust readingthe specdocHost greetsgroup andno onerepliesSpec doc getsupdated andrenders a hugepart of themeetingpointlessOversimplifiedirrelevantexamplesSomeonewhoforgot tomuteLag spikes/Video Delay/VideoFreezesMumblingMeeting isgeared towardsContributorswhen we areReviewers (orvice versa)'i'll addthat to thespec doc'The projectgetscancelledonsite withinthe weekInformation isdistributed inthe meetingand is neverpostedanywhere else.Presenter iswrong abouttheir ownd*** projectRandombackgroundnoise'Are youin thechannel'Having toask to haveto meetingrecorded'I'll haveto ask thecustomer'

Scale Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Insane throughput expectations
  2. No one has questions
  3. No one is paying attention
  4. 'It'll be in your queue shortly' It was not.
  5. Answers a way different question than asked
  6. The meeting goes way over the time estimate
  7. 'I'm really excited for this project'
  8. Meeting chat is completely ignored
  9. Literally just reading the spec doc
  10. Host greets group and no one replies
  11. Spec doc gets updated and renders a huge part of the meeting pointless
  12. Oversimplified irrelevant examples
  13. Someone who forgot to mute
  14. Lag spikes/ Video Delay/ Video Freezes
  15. Mumbling
  16. Meeting is geared towards Contributors when we are Reviewers (or vice versa)
  17. 'i'll add that to the spec doc'
  18. The project gets cancelled onsite within the week
  19. Information is distributed in the meeting and is never posted anywhere else.
  20. Presenter is wrong about their own d*** project
  21. Random background noise
  22. 'Are you in the channel'
  23. Having to ask to have to meeting recorded
  24. 'I'll have to ask the customer'