Thanks bagger, would not have thanked cashier Randomly wants paper bags Even final total with produce Waits to tell you about organic/multiple kinds of same produce FREE - “Are you open?” Pays in all coins Bought only beer Makes a joke about getting a discount Grabs big box for 3 or fewer items FREE - “Uh… yellow?” - doesn’t know what kind of onion they grabbed Customer moves/doesn’t put down divider Uses big bill for small total Insists something is not the right price (is wrong) Wants something weird bagged (big watermelon, decorated cake, veggie tray) Wants to return something they just bought Pays with a check *Sees you’re open. Goes to register with a line.* Customer trauma dumps Forgot wallet in car “Waiting for me?” Customer comments on your appearance (bad) Transaction over $300 Makes vaguely insulting joke about work ethic “Oh! I have bags!” after you’ve started bagging FREE - “I forgot __, can I go grab it?” Uses your name at end of interaction Is annoyed by bagging questions Customer comments on your appearance (good) Re-bags everything after paying Pays a large total in $1s Customer on phone during checkout Grabs things before you have bagged it Makes awkward joke about ID-ing Specifies the kind of produce when you go to look up the code Uniquely new weird interaction Vocal religious/political customer Cart left at checkstand Doesn’t understand how card reader works Thanks bagger, would not have thanked cashier Randomly wants paper bags Even final total with produce Waits to tell you about organic/multiple kinds of same produce FREE - “Are you open?” Pays in all coins Bought only beer Makes a joke about getting a discount Grabs big box for 3 or fewer items FREE - “Uh… yellow?” - doesn’t know what kind of onion they grabbed Customer moves/doesn’t put down divider Uses big bill for small total Insists something is not the right price (is wrong) Wants something weird bagged (big watermelon, decorated cake, veggie tray) Wants to return something they just bought Pays with a check *Sees you’re open. Goes to register with a line.* Customer trauma dumps Forgot wallet in car “Waiting for me?” Customer comments on your appearance (bad) Transaction over $300 Makes vaguely insulting joke about work ethic “Oh! I have bags!” after you’ve started bagging FREE - “I forgot __, can I go grab it?” Uses your name at end of interaction Is annoyed by bagging questions Customer comments on your appearance (good) Re-bags everything after paying Pays a large total in $1s Customer on phone during checkout Grabs things before you have bagged it Makes awkward joke about ID-ing Specifies the kind of produce when you go to look up the code Uniquely new weird interaction Vocal religious/political customer Cart left at checkstand Doesn’t understand how card reader works
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Thanks bagger, would not have thanked cashier
Randomly wants paper bags
Even final total with produce
Waits to tell you about organic/multiple kinds of same produce
FREE - “Are you open?”
Pays in all coins
Bought only beer
Makes a joke about getting a discount
Grabs big box for 3 or fewer items
FREE - “Uh… yellow?” - doesn’t know what kind of onion they grabbed
Customer moves/doesn’t put down divider
Uses big bill for small total
Insists something is not the right price (is wrong)
Wants something weird bagged (big watermelon, decorated cake, veggie tray)
Wants to return something they just bought
Pays with a check
*Sees you’re open. Goes to register with a line.*
Customer trauma dumps
Forgot wallet in car
“Waiting for me?”
Customer comments on your appearance (bad)
Transaction over $300
Makes vaguely insulting joke about work ethic
“Oh! I have bags!” after you’ve started bagging
FREE - “I forgot __, can I go grab it?”
Uses your name at end of interaction
Is annoyed by bagging questions
Customer comments on your appearance (good)
Re-bags everything after paying
Pays a large total in $1s
Customer on phone during checkout
Grabs things before you have bagged it
Makes awkward joke about ID-ing
Specifies the kind of produce when you go to look up the code
Uniquely new weird interaction
Vocal religious/political customer
Cart left at checkstand
Doesn’t understand how card reader works
