First Time Grandma/pa Toker Kitty Cat (Curbside or Showroom) Wrong Way Honk Someone slips on the Hill Printer Jam Trying to pick up a Dutchie from Yesterday $100+ Order, No tip Personally Mad we are out of something Outfit could be Curtains “Doesn’t need” a menu Donuts in the Cul de sac Instant Curbside Mispronounced strain Walks up to BT uncalled “Pick something for me. Not that.” Therapy Session Single Coin Tip Doesn’t say Hello 🙁 $20 Tip Playing Music on Phone/Speaker “Just printed” that $100/$50 Walk/Bike up Curbside “Keep the change” only there isn’t any Brings Bike/Scooter Inside Asks if we’re Hiring Dutchie for 1 preroll Fake ID 2 trips to the ATM Asks About the building/restaurant Gets back in Line Hole Punched ID Takes an Age at the ATM Asks for & Doesn’t take Recommendation Asks for Manager Call to Ask When We Close “Doesn’t scan? Guess it’s free!” Puppy Dog Customer Snaps fingers On a Phone Call “Can I Venmo/CashApp/ApplePay you?” Knows “More” Than You 9:59pm walk in Never Actually put in a Dutchie Run to Car for Money Car Hits Railing Questionable Age Gap Couple Curbside Doggo Clearly Blitzed Sends You Across the Store Multiple Times $40+ Tip No Purchase Wants 2 Cent Preroll - Not Tuesday Sent Dutchie to the Wrong Store First Time Grandma/pa Toker Kitty Cat (Curbside or Showroom) Wrong Way Honk Someone slips on the Hill Printer Jam Trying to pick up a Dutchie from Yesterday $100+ Order, No tip Personally Mad we are out of something Outfit could be Curtains “Doesn’t need” a menu Donuts in the Cul de sac Instant Curbside Mispronounced strain Walks up to BT uncalled “Pick something for me. Not that.” Therapy Session Single Coin Tip Doesn’t say Hello 🙁 $20 Tip Playing Music on Phone/Speaker “Just printed” that $100/$50 Walk/Bike up Curbside “Keep the change” only there isn’t any Brings Bike/Scooter Inside Asks if we’re Hiring Dutchie for 1 preroll Fake ID 2 trips to the ATM Asks About the building/restaurant Gets back in Line Hole Punched ID Takes an Age at the ATM Asks for & Doesn’t take Recommendation Asks for Manager Call to Ask When We Close “Doesn’t scan? Guess it’s free!” Puppy Dog Customer Snaps fingers On a Phone Call “Can I Venmo/CashApp/ApplePay you?” Knows “More” Than You 9:59pm walk in Never Actually put in a Dutchie Run to Car for Money Car Hits Railing Questionable Age Gap Couple Curbside Doggo Clearly Blitzed Sends You Across the Store Multiple Times $40+ Tip No Purchase Wants 2 Cent Preroll - Not Tuesday Sent Dutchie to the Wrong Store
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First Time Grandma/pa Toker
Kitty Cat (Curbside or Showroom)
Wrong Way Honk
Someone slips on the Hill
Printer Jam
Trying to pick up a Dutchie from Yesterday
$100+ Order, No tip
Personally Mad we are out of something
Outfit could be Curtains
“Doesn’t need” a menu
Donuts in the Cul de sac
Instant Curbside
Mispronounced strain
Walks up to BT uncalled
“Pick something for me. Not that.”
Therapy Session
Single Coin Tip
Doesn’t say Hello 🙁
$20 Tip
Playing Music on Phone/Speaker
“Just printed” that $100/$50
Walk/Bike up Curbside
“Keep the change” only there isn’t any
Brings Bike/Scooter Inside
Asks if we’re Hiring
Dutchie for 1 preroll
Fake ID
2 trips to the ATM
Asks About the building/restaurant
Gets back in Line
Hole Punched ID
Takes an Age at the ATM
Asks for & Doesn’t take Recommendation
Asks for Manager
Call to Ask When We Close
“Doesn’t scan? Guess it’s free!”
Puppy Dog Customer
Snaps fingers
On a Phone Call
“Can I Venmo/CashApp/ApplePay you?”
Knows “More” Than You
9:59pm walk in
Never Actually put in a Dutchie
Run to Car for Money
Car Hits Railing
Questionable Age Gap Couple
Curbside Doggo
Clearly Blitzed
Sends You Across the Store Multiple Times
$40+ Tip
No Purchase
Wants 2 Cent Preroll - Not Tuesday
Sent Dutchie to the Wrong Store
