Run to Car for Money On a Phone Call “Pick something for me. Not that.” Sent Dutchie to the Wrong Store Asks for & Doesn’t take Recommendation Donuts in the Cul de sac Sends You Across the Store Multiple Times Call to Ask When We Close $40+ Tip Knows “More” Than You First Time Grandma/pa Toker Clearly Blitzed Gets back in Line Printer Jam $100+ Order, No tip Instant Curbside Curbside Doggo Wrong Way Honk Doesn’t say Hello 🙁 Asks for Manager “Can I Venmo/CashApp/ApplePay you?” Outfit could be Curtains Mispronounced strain Questionable Age Gap Couple Puppy Dog Customer “Doesn’t need” a menu Never Actually put in a Dutchie Hole Punched ID “Just printed” that $100/$50 “Doesn’t scan? Guess it’s free!” Kitty Cat (Curbside or Showroom) Wants 2 Cent Preroll - Not Tuesday Fake ID Personally Mad we are out of something Snaps fingers Single Coin Tip Car Hits Railing $20 Tip Takes an Age at the ATM Walk/Bike up Curbside 9:59pm walk in Walks up to BT uncalled Therapy Session Brings Bike/Scooter Inside Someone slips on the Hill Playing Music on Phone/Speaker 2 trips to the ATM Asks About the building/restaurant No Purchase Dutchie for 1 preroll “Keep the change” only there isn’t any Asks if we’re Hiring Trying to pick up a Dutchie from Yesterday Run to Car for Money On a Phone Call “Pick something for me. Not that.” Sent Dutchie to the Wrong Store Asks for & Doesn’t take Recommendation Donuts in the Cul de sac Sends You Across the Store Multiple Times Call to Ask When We Close $40+ Tip Knows “More” Than You First Time Grandma/pa Toker Clearly Blitzed Gets back in Line Printer Jam $100+ Order, No tip Instant Curbside Curbside Doggo Wrong Way Honk Doesn’t say Hello 🙁 Asks for Manager “Can I Venmo/CashApp/ApplePay you?” Outfit could be Curtains Mispronounced strain Questionable Age Gap Couple Puppy Dog Customer “Doesn’t need” a menu Never Actually put in a Dutchie Hole Punched ID “Just printed” that $100/$50 “Doesn’t scan? Guess it’s free!” Kitty Cat (Curbside or Showroom) Wants 2 Cent Preroll - Not Tuesday Fake ID Personally Mad we are out of something Snaps fingers Single Coin Tip Car Hits Railing $20 Tip Takes an Age at the ATM Walk/Bike up Curbside 9:59pm walk in Walks up to BT uncalled Therapy Session Brings Bike/Scooter Inside Someone slips on the Hill Playing Music on Phone/Speaker 2 trips to the ATM Asks About the building/restaurant No Purchase Dutchie for 1 preroll “Keep the change” only there isn’t any Asks if we’re Hiring Trying to pick up a Dutchie from Yesterday
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Run to Car for Money
On a Phone Call
“Pick something for me. Not that.”
Sent Dutchie to the Wrong Store
Asks for & Doesn’t take Recommendation
Donuts in the Cul de sac
Sends You Across the Store Multiple Times
Call to Ask When We Close
$40+ Tip
Knows “More” Than You
First Time Grandma/pa Toker
Clearly Blitzed
Gets back in Line
Printer Jam
$100+ Order, No tip
Instant Curbside
Curbside Doggo
Wrong Way Honk
Doesn’t say Hello 🙁
Asks for Manager
“Can I Venmo/CashApp/ApplePay you?”
Outfit could be Curtains
Mispronounced strain
Questionable Age Gap Couple
Puppy Dog Customer
“Doesn’t need” a menu
Never Actually put in a Dutchie
Hole Punched ID
“Just printed” that $100/$50
“Doesn’t scan? Guess it’s free!”
Kitty Cat (Curbside or Showroom)
Wants 2 Cent Preroll - Not Tuesday
Fake ID
Personally Mad we are out of something
Snaps fingers
Single Coin Tip
Car Hits Railing
$20 Tip
Takes an Age at the ATM
Walk/Bike up Curbside
9:59pm walk in
Walks up to BT uncalled
Therapy Session
Brings Bike/Scooter Inside
Someone slips on the Hill
Playing Music on Phone/Speaker
2 trips to the ATM
Asks About the building/restaurant
No Purchase
Dutchie for 1 preroll
“Keep the change” only there isn’t any
Asks if we’re Hiring
Trying to pick up a Dutchie from Yesterday
