UnrealisticSEObudgetsWhen you rank#1 for importantkeywords butdon't get a"thank you" :(Client asksif AI canwrite all theircontent"SEOoptimised""Perplexityis betterthanGoogle"?srsltid=parameterspottedJavaScriptshenanigans"SEO isjustkeywords,right?"ClientunderstandsSEO is a long-term strategybut cancelswithin 6 months"Itdepends"Core WebVitalsobsessionDomainAuthorityobsessionContactform filledwith spam£1,000pm for SEOis too expensiveso I'll just continuepaying £10,000pmon Google AdsBrokenlinkspotted"Can yougiveGoogle acall?"ForwardedGSC issueemail"Whenwill werank #1?"ClientwantsdeliverableyesterdayClientwants anSEO scoreof 100AlgorithmupdatejustdroppedAnotherbacklinkrequestemailGooglerolls backa featureReminiscingaboutUniversalAnalyticsGet askedif SEO isdeadUnrealisticSEObudgetsWhen you rank#1 for importantkeywords butdon't get a"thank you" :(Client asksif AI canwrite all theircontent"SEOoptimised""Perplexityis betterthanGoogle"?srsltid=parameterspottedJavaScriptshenanigans"SEO isjustkeywords,right?"ClientunderstandsSEO is a long-term strategybut cancelswithin 6 months"Itdepends"Core WebVitalsobsessionDomainAuthorityobsessionContactform filledwith spam£1,000pm for SEOis too expensiveso I'll just continuepaying £10,000pmon Google AdsBrokenlinkspotted"Can yougiveGoogle acall?"ForwardedGSC issueemail"Whenwill werank #1?"ClientwantsdeliverableyesterdayClientwants anSEO scoreof 100AlgorithmupdatejustdroppedAnotherbacklinkrequestemailGooglerolls backa featureReminiscingaboutUniversalAnalyticsGet askedif SEO isdead

SEO Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. N-Unrealistic SEO budgets
  2. N-When you rank #1 for important keywords but don't get a "thank you" :(
  3. O-Client asks if AI can write all their content
  4. I-"SEO optimised"
  5. B-"Perplexity is better than Google"
  6. O-?srsltid= parameter spotted
  7. I-JavaScript shenanigans
  8. O-"SEO is just keywords, right?"
  9. N-Client understands SEO is a long-term strategy but cancels within 6 months
  10. N-"It depends"
  11. G-Core Web Vitals obsession
  12. B-Domain Authority obsession
  13. O-Contact form filled with spam
  14. O-£1,000pm for SEO is too expensive so I'll just continue paying £10,000pm on Google Ads
  15. G-Broken link spotted
  16. B-"Can you give Google a call?"
  17. I-Forwarded GSC issue email
  18. G-"When will we rank #1?"
  19. G-Client wants deliverable yesterday
  20. I-Client wants an SEO score of 100
  21. B-Algorithm update just dropped
  22. G-Another backlink request email
  23. N-Google rolls back a feature
  24. I-Reminiscing about Universal Analytics
  25. B-Get asked if SEO is dead