Core WebVitalsobsession"SEOoptimised"?srsltid=parameterspotted"Can yougiveGoogle acall?"BrokenlinkspottedUnrealisticSEObudgets"Perplexityis betterthanGoogle"JavaScriptshenanigansDomainAuthorityobsessionReminiscingaboutUniversalAnalyticsClientwantsdeliverableyesterdayWhen you rank#1 for importantkeywords butdon't get a"thank you" :(Client asksif AI canwrite all theircontent"Itdepends"Get askedif SEO isdead"SEO isjustkeywords,right?"ForwardedGSC issueemailClientunderstandsSEO is a long-term strategybut cancelswithin 6 months£1,000pm for SEOis too expensiveso I'll just continuepaying £10,000pmon Google AdsContactform filledwith spamAnotherbacklinkrequestemailGooglerolls backa featureAlgorithmupdatejustdropped"Whenwill werank #1?"Clientwants anSEO scoreof 100Core WebVitalsobsession"SEOoptimised"?srsltid=parameterspotted"Can yougiveGoogle acall?"BrokenlinkspottedUnrealisticSEObudgets"Perplexityis betterthanGoogle"JavaScriptshenanigansDomainAuthorityobsessionReminiscingaboutUniversalAnalyticsClientwantsdeliverableyesterdayWhen you rank#1 for importantkeywords butdon't get a"thank you" :(Client asksif AI canwrite all theircontent"Itdepends"Get askedif SEO isdead"SEO isjustkeywords,right?"ForwardedGSC issueemailClientunderstandsSEO is a long-term strategybut cancelswithin 6 months£1,000pm for SEOis too expensiveso I'll just continuepaying £10,000pmon Google AdsContactform filledwith spamAnotherbacklinkrequestemailGooglerolls backa featureAlgorithmupdatejustdropped"Whenwill werank #1?"Clientwants anSEO scoreof 100

SEO Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Core Web Vitals obsession
  2. I-"SEO optimised"
  3. O-?srsltid= parameter spotted
  4. B-"Can you give Google a call?"
  5. G-Broken link spotted
  6. N-Unrealistic SEO budgets
  7. B-"Perplexity is better than Google"
  8. I-JavaScript shenanigans
  9. B-Domain Authority obsession
  10. I-Reminiscing about Universal Analytics
  11. G-Client wants deliverable yesterday
  12. N-When you rank #1 for important keywords but don't get a "thank you" :(
  13. O-Client asks if AI can write all their content
  14. N-"It depends"
  15. B-Get asked if SEO is dead
  16. O-"SEO is just keywords, right?"
  17. I-Forwarded GSC issue email
  18. N-Client understands SEO is a long-term strategy but cancels within 6 months
  19. O-£1,000pm for SEO is too expensive so I'll just continue paying £10,000pm on Google Ads
  20. O-Contact form filled with spam
  21. G-Another backlink request email
  22. N-Google rolls back a feature
  23. B-Algorithm update just dropped
  24. G-"When will we rank #1?"
  25. I-Client wants an SEO score of 100