The name ‘Velociraptor’means ‘speedy thief’—somaybe a good nicknamefor whichever of thefuture DiNo kids can’tkeep a hand out of thecookie jar!  Who remembers Calvin& Hobbes? Apparentlythey often featured a T-Rex in their fantasysequences. I haveabsolutely no idea howyou’re squeezing thisone in conversation.  Have you really livedif you didn’t grow upat least in somecapacity on thoseDino Nuggets fromthe frozen aisle?Who remembersthose? Free!The massiveherbivore dinosdeterredpredators bytheir size alone! The Pegomastax isone of the weirdestknown dinos and isdescribed as a crossbetween a parrot anda porcupine. Goodluck visualizing that! Sea turtles areone type ofanimal that cantrace its rootsto thedinosaurs! It turns out there’sinsufficient evidence tosupport dinos being ableto roar—no fossil recordsindicate vocal cords andgiven their connection tobirds, they likely madebird-like, closed-mouthvocalisations. The T-Rex shares aconsiderable amountof DNA with modern-day chickens. Now tryto picture chickensrunning around withthose little handsinstead of wings! According to TheFlintstones,dinosaurs werefriendly, small, andhouse pets.Exhibit A: Dino thePurple Dinosaur. Godzilla has beenconsidered a metaphor forthe United States from aJapanese perspective butalso as a metaphor fornuclear war in general.Enjoy bringing thatharrowing reality up inconversation. A 1918 film called‘The Ghost ofSlumber Mountain’was the first everto include a T-Rex.Good luck makingthis reference. The smallestfully-growndinosaur wasabout the sizeof a chicken. Pittsburgh’sfamous ‘Dippy theDinosaur’ fossilthat lives at TheCarnegie Museumturned 125 thisyear. Go Steelers! Dinosaureggs areovoid orspherical inshape. Time to get out the oldN64 for the 1997 first-person shooter ‘Turok:Dinosaur Hunter’.Don’t hold your breathanyone will rememberthis. It could getawkward.  The name ‘Velociraptor’means ‘speedy thief’—somaybe a good nicknamefor whichever of thefuture DiNo kids can’tkeep a hand out of thecookie jar!  Who remembers Calvin& Hobbes? Apparentlythey often featured a T-Rex in their fantasysequences. I haveabsolutely no idea howyou’re squeezing thisone in conversation.  Have you really livedif you didn’t grow upat least in somecapacity on thoseDino Nuggets fromthe frozen aisle?Who remembersthose? Free!The massiveherbivore dinosdeterredpredators bytheir size alone! The Pegomastax isone of the weirdestknown dinos and isdescribed as a crossbetween a parrot anda porcupine. Goodluck visualizing that! Sea turtles areone type ofanimal that cantrace its rootsto thedinosaurs! It turns out there’sinsufficient evidence tosupport dinos being ableto roar—no fossil recordsindicate vocal cords andgiven their connection tobirds, they likely madebird-like, closed-mouthvocalisations. The T-Rex shares aconsiderable amountof DNA with modern-day chickens. Now tryto picture chickensrunning around withthose little handsinstead of wings! According to TheFlintstones,dinosaurs werefriendly, small, andhouse pets.Exhibit A: Dino thePurple Dinosaur. Godzilla has beenconsidered a metaphor forthe United States from aJapanese perspective butalso as a metaphor fornuclear war in general.Enjoy bringing thatharrowing reality up inconversation. A 1918 film called‘The Ghost ofSlumber Mountain’was the first everto include a T-Rex.Good luck makingthis reference. The smallestfully-growndinosaur wasabout the sizeof a chicken. Pittsburgh’sfamous ‘Dippy theDinosaur’ fossilthat lives at TheCarnegie Museumturned 125 thisyear. Go Steelers! Dinosaureggs areovoid orspherical inshape. Time to get out the oldN64 for the 1997 first-person shooter ‘Turok:Dinosaur Hunter’.Don’t hold your breathanyone will rememberthis. It could getawkward.  

DiNo Wedding Party Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The name ‘Velociraptor’ means ‘speedy thief’—so maybe a good nickname for whichever of the future DiNo kids can’t keep a hand out of the cookie jar!
  2. Who remembers Calvin & Hobbes? Apparently they often featured a T-Rex in their fantasy sequences. I have absolutely no idea how you’re squeezing this one in conversation.
  3. Have you really lived if you didn’t grow up at least in some capacity on those Dino Nuggets from the frozen aisle? Who remembers those?
  4. Free!
  5. The massive herbivore dinos deterred predators by their size alone!
  6. The Pegomastax is one of the weirdest known dinos and is described as a cross between a parrot and a porcupine. Good luck visualizing that!
  7. Sea turtles are one type of animal that can trace its roots to the dinosaurs!
  8. It turns out there’s insufficient evidence to support dinos being able to roar—no fossil records indicate vocal cords and given their connection to birds, they likely made bird-like, closed-mouth vocalisations.
  9. The T-Rex shares a considerable amount of DNA with modern-day chickens. Now try to picture chickens running around with those little hands instead of wings!
  10. According to The Flintstones, dinosaurs were friendly, small, and house pets. Exhibit A: Dino the Purple Dinosaur.
  11. Godzilla has been considered a metaphor for the United States from a Japanese perspective but also as a metaphor for nuclear war in general. Enjoy bringing that harrowing reality up in conversation.
  12. A 1918 film called ‘The Ghost of Slumber Mountain’ was the first ever to include a T-Rex. Good luck making this reference.
  13. The smallest fully-grown dinosaur was about the size of a chicken.
  14. Pittsburgh’s famous ‘Dippy the Dinosaur’ fossil that lives at The Carnegie Museum turned 125 this year. Go Steelers!
  15. Dinosaur eggs are ovoid or spherical in shape.
  16. Time to get out the old N64 for the 1997 first-person shooter ‘Turok: Dinosaur Hunter’. Don’t hold your breath anyone will remember this. It could get awkward.