Complainsabout howlong/manyhours heworkGloatsaboutRoccoComplainsaboutTeams orhis PCMentions howhe could’veinvested insomething(NVIDIA, etc)Says“I don’tcare”Saysthe FwordComplainsaboutPCDTalksaboutretiringComplainsaboutScott G. orJoe D.ComplainsaboutVetsEZTells anold storyhe’s told1000xShowsus amapComplainsabout howmuch moneythe VA isspendingComplainsabout ormakes fun ofsomeone’snameSaysdocumentsaresquirreledawayMentionshow manyPTO dayshe hasComplainsabout awoman(usually Feliciaor Rose)Mentions notwanting tospeak tosomeone (JackBates, GeorgeHou)ComplainsaboutOracleHealthMentionsJackDanielsSays "I'lljust keepyou aminute"Mentionshow he couldbe workingfor anothercompanySays hedoesn’t want tobug someone(other than us,duh)Shows hiscalendarin ameetingMentions hewishessomeone woulddo somethinghe never toldthem to doComplainsabout howlong/manyhours heworkGloatsaboutRoccoComplainsaboutTeams orhis PCMentions howhe could’veinvested insomething(NVIDIA, etc)Says“I don’tcare”Saysthe FwordComplainsaboutPCDTalksaboutretiringComplainsaboutScott G. orJoe D.ComplainsaboutVetsEZTells anold storyhe’s told1000xShowsus amapComplainsabout howmuch moneythe VA isspendingComplainsabout ormakes fun ofsomeone’snameSaysdocumentsaresquirreledawayMentionshow manyPTO dayshe hasComplainsabout awoman(usually Feliciaor Rose)Mentions notwanting tospeak tosomeone (JackBates, GeorgeHou)ComplainsaboutOracleHealthMentionsJackDanielsSays "I'lljust keepyou aminute"Mentionshow he couldbe workingfor anothercompanySays hedoesn’t want tobug someone(other than us,duh)Shows hiscalendarin ameetingMentions hewishessomeone woulddo somethinghe never toldthem to do

King Squirrel - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Complains about how long/many hours he work
  2. Gloats about Rocco
  3. Complains about Teams or his PC
  4. Mentions how he could’ve invested in something (NVIDIA, etc)
  5. Says “I don’t care”
  6. Says the F word
  7. Complains about PCD
  8. Talks about retiring
  9. Complains about Scott G. or Joe D.
  10. Complains about VetsEZ
  11. Tells an old story he’s told 1000x
  12. Shows us a map
  13. Complains about how much money the VA is spending
  14. Complains about or makes fun of someone’s name
  15. Says documents are squirreled away
  16. Mentions how many PTO days he has
  17. Complains about a woman (usually Felicia or Rose)
  18. Mentions not wanting to speak to someone (Jack Bates, George Hou)
  19. Complains about Oracle Health
  20. Mentions Jack Daniels
  21. Says "I'll just keep you a minute"
  22. Mentions how he could be working for another company
  23. Says he doesn’t want to bug someone (other than us, duh)
  24. Shows his calendar in a meeting
  25. Mentions he wishes someone would do something he never told them to do