Says "I'lljust keepyou aminute"Shows hiscalendarin ameetingMentionshow manyPTO dayshe hasComplainsaboutPCDMentions notwanting tospeak tosomeone (JackBates, GeorgeHou)Mentionshow he couldbe workingfor anothercompanyComplainsabout ormakes fun ofsomeone’snameSaysthe FwordComplainsaboutVetsEZMentionsJackDanielsMentions howhe could’veinvested insomething(NVIDIA, etc)Complainsabout howlong/manyhours heworkTalksaboutretiringSays“I don’tcare”ComplainsaboutOracleHealthShowsus amapMentions hewishessomeone woulddo somethinghe never toldthem to doSaysdocumentsaresquirreledawayComplainsabout awoman(usually Feliciaor Rose)Says hedoesn’t want tobug someone(other than us,duh)ComplainsaboutTeams orhis PCComplainsabout howmuch moneythe VA isspendingGloatsaboutRoccoComplainsaboutScott G. orJoe D.Tells anold storyhe’s told1000xSays "I'lljust keepyou aminute"Shows hiscalendarin ameetingMentionshow manyPTO dayshe hasComplainsaboutPCDMentions notwanting tospeak tosomeone (JackBates, GeorgeHou)Mentionshow he couldbe workingfor anothercompanyComplainsabout ormakes fun ofsomeone’snameSaysthe FwordComplainsaboutVetsEZMentionsJackDanielsMentions howhe could’veinvested insomething(NVIDIA, etc)Complainsabout howlong/manyhours heworkTalksaboutretiringSays“I don’tcare”ComplainsaboutOracleHealthShowsus amapMentions hewishessomeone woulddo somethinghe never toldthem to doSaysdocumentsaresquirreledawayComplainsabout awoman(usually Feliciaor Rose)Says hedoesn’t want tobug someone(other than us,duh)ComplainsaboutTeams orhis PCComplainsabout howmuch moneythe VA isspendingGloatsaboutRoccoComplainsaboutScott G. orJoe D.Tells anold storyhe’s told1000x

King Squirrel - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says "I'll just keep you a minute"
  2. Shows his calendar in a meeting
  3. Mentions how many PTO days he has
  4. Complains about PCD
  5. Mentions not wanting to speak to someone (Jack Bates, George Hou)
  6. Mentions how he could be working for another company
  7. Complains about or makes fun of someone’s name
  8. Says the F word
  9. Complains about VetsEZ
  10. Mentions Jack Daniels
  11. Mentions how he could’ve invested in something (NVIDIA, etc)
  12. Complains about how long/many hours he work
  13. Talks about retiring
  14. Says “I don’t care”
  15. Complains about Oracle Health
  16. Shows us a map
  17. Mentions he wishes someone would do something he never told them to do
  18. Says documents are squirreled away
  19. Complains about a woman (usually Felicia or Rose)
  20. Says he doesn’t want to bug someone (other than us, duh)
  21. Complains about Teams or his PC
  22. Complains about how much money the VA is spending
  23. Gloats about Rocco
  24. Complains about Scott G. or Joe D.
  25. Tells an old story he’s told 1000x